Hey guys, here I am once again, writing songfics! Lol anyway I don't own harry potter or eminem or anything to do with them.
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The way you shake it, I can't believe it
I ain't never seen an ass like that
The way you move it, you make my wand go
Doing, doing, doing
I don't believe it, it's almost too good to be true
I ain't never seen an ass like that
The way you move it, you make my wand go
Doing, doing, doing
The way she moves she's like a belly dancer
She's shaking that ass to that new wizard jam, I
Think someones at the door
But I don't think I'ma gonna answer
Minister of Magic saying "freeze"
Doing, doing, doing
What do you mean freeze?
Please, I'm a boy wizard, I have needs
I'm not done, not till I'm finished crucioin'
I am not resisting arrest, I am agreeing Mr. Minister
I'm already on my knees
I can't get on the ground any further, it's impossible for me
And do not treat me like a murderer, I just like to cast spells
Yes, I make R&B, I sing song it go
Ring-a-chong, a-ching-chong-chong-chong-ching
Psych, I joke, I joke, I kid, I kid
If I offend I'm sorry, please, please forgive
For I am Voldy, the evil dark lord, I am superior
I can get away with anything I cast, you will love it
The way you shake it, I can't believe it
I ain't never seen an ass like that
The way you move it, you make my wand go
Doing, doing, doing
Hermione Granger, looks oh so temptin'
Ron I ain't never seen an ass like that
Everytime I see that show on MuggleTV my wand goes
Doing, doing, doing
Parvati and Padma used to be so wholesome
Now they're getting older, they're starting to grow bum bums
I go to the great hall and sit down with my juice
Minister of Magic saying "freeze"
Doing doing doing
What do you mean freeze?
Geez, I just got my seat
I have lunch, look, I put away my wand!
Please do not remove me from this great hall please
I did not even get to see Parvati
I didn't mean to be obscene or make a great big scene
And don't treat me like I'm Harry Potter, this lunch's fine
Mr. Minister, I demand to see my father
I will simply have him come, cop a plea and be free
Free, yes, free, right back in the mansion
What you mean my my dads with harry, he's too busy?
I am Voldy, Umbridge has shoulders like a man
And I can say that and you'll laugh cuz there's a dagger in my hand
The way you shake it, I can't believe it
I ain't never seen an ass like that
The way you move it, you make my wand go
Doing, doing, doing
Ginny Weasley is not quite old enough so
I ain't never seen a butt like that
Maybe next year I'll say ass and she'll make my wand go
Doing, doing, doing
The way she moves she dances like a go-go
At that ball she sang get out you bozo, so
I need a new boyfriend, hi my name is Cho
Minister of Magic saying "freeze"
Doing, doing, doing
What do you mean freeze?
My penseive would be seized and my keys to my chest
I just baked cookies Mr. Minister, looky, take a whiff of these
Here, I make pumpkin juice, take a sip of this
Nobody is safe from me, no not even me
I don't even know if I can say the word wand, wand
On the radio, but I think I did
Katie Bell, is that a breast, I think I just saw a tit
Psych, I joke, I joke, I kid, I kid
I don't think my joke is working, I must flee quick
Get to the fireplace, everybody get out
I am not Voldy, I am Harry, get down
The way you shake it, I can't believe it
I ain't never seen an ass like that
The way you move it, you make my wand go
Doing, doing, doing
So Fluer Delacour, will you cast on me please?
I ain't never seen an ass like that
Cuz the way you move it, you make my wand go
Doing, doing, doing
Ron: Fuck is wrong with you? (ha!)
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I know that was SUPER lame but I was in a hurry, look out for more on the way.