HI GUYS!
It's Ski again, I haven't been on this website because I was trying to figure out how to complain about a planned parenthood advertisement that was posted on it...but in the meantime...
This story was actually started before the final battle, after the episode, "The Green Ninja." Therefore, things will sound a little off. Just keep it in your mind that this is the past.
Everyone is out out of character in some points. This is to escalate their cruelty.
By the way, I can honestly say that none of them would act this mean, this is truly evil. Do not try this at home. This is wrong.
This is just to show how nice Zane is...and...maybe for laughs...
IGNORANGE IS BLISS
Part 1:
Zane held the little plant in his 'hands'. He smiled as the sunlight glowed through the leaves and let out a pretty light green color. He patted it's small root system, and gently scooped some of the rich, moist dirt from the soil. He calculated the ideal size for the hole so the little plant could have enough space to grow, and he softly slipped it into place. He settled the dirt all around, and arranged it's small structure so it would receive the best amount of sun. He sprinkled water lightly around with a miniature watering can about three times the size of my hand. Not that you know how big my hand is, so, never mind.
Zane let out a happy sigh. It was a beautiful, sunny day. He closed his eyes, with a feeling of complete content. A cool breeze blew by, and the grass rustled around him. He felt tired, and he felt like he wanted to lie down in the peace of everything around him. So, he checked his battery. It was at 67%, which explained why he wanted to sleep. He could use a recharge.
He got up and walked towards the Dojo. It was around noon, but all the rest of the ninja were all asleep.
He briefly remember the night before:
(They had all stayed up till two against Sensei's advice, watching TV. Actually, let me rephrase that. They had stayed up against Sensei's orders. He had told them to go to bed around nine, but Kai hadinsisted that "around nine", really meant, "around night". Cole mentioned that there was this really addicting TV series he wanted to show them, and Jay ordered pizza. Lloyd had fallen asleep around twelve. So thethree of them continued the party without him, until Nya marched out of her quarters and barked the following:
"Do you guys have any idea what time it is?"
Kai shook his head. "Shhhhhh, this is super important."
"What is?" she asked.
"SHHHHHH!" said Kai and Cole.
"What is?" she whispered, bending closer to Jay, who was sitting on the floor with a bowl of popcorn on his lap.
"It's the season finale, and we are at the climax." Jay whispered back.
"The finale of what?" Nya asked.
"It this show where there's this guy, and he gets stuck back in time, and he makes it so that he doesn't get married accidentally, which prevents the existence of his son who's the one that can get him back to where he came from, so he's trying to get him and his wife to fall in love, but he can't because he turns his past self evil, which also was a mistake, and now he's turning evil too." Jay told her.
"Isn't that just Back to the Future with a twist?" Nya asked.
"Huh?" said Jay.
"Never mind." said Nya. "You guys shouldn't be up this late, you have to be awake enough to train Lloyd as the Green Ninja."
"Whatever you say, my sweet baboo." Jay said without thinking about what she was saying as well as himself. He had dark circles under his eyes.
"What?" said Nya.
Jay, Kai, and Cole all gasped at once.
"SHE'S DEAD?" shouted Cole, "HOW COULD THEY DO THAT?"
"Now he'll never go back!" Kai whispered in disbelief.
Nya groaned. She picked up Lloyd and dragged him into his GreenNinja bed. Then she came back out into the room and stood in front of the TV.
"NYA!" shrilled all three of them. (Zane had gone to bed at nine, when Sensei had said to, because he had that conversation recorded in his database, and therefore knew exactly what had been said by the teacher. He had told the others he could play aloud what had been communicated from his system but they told him it was defective.)
"Move!" said Cole.
"It's twelve o'clock!" she shouted
"Only just a little more!" begged Kai.
Nya growled and went to bed. They stayed up till two and then went to bed. Hence, why they were sleeping in.)
After this flash-back, Zane decided to stop his mind from lingering in the past.
Zane walked into the kitchen and decided he was hungry, so he started making breakfast. The smell of pancakes, bacon, and eggs filled the room.
Lloyd walked in dragging his feet. He looked very sleepy. (Like me.)
Zane smiled. "Good morning, Lloyd. Are you planning to have your friends come over or just stay here and keep it simple?"
Like I have any friends...the little boy thought. Lloyd shrugged. He crawled onto a chair and curled up into a ball.
"I had a weird dream." he said.
"Oh." said Zane. "What was it?"
"It was really scary and really strange." Lloyd said. He looked at Zane, and then shuttered.
"Is something wrong?" asked Zane.
"In my dream, you were my brother...Isn't that awful?" Lloyd yawned.
"I thought...we were...brothers..." Zane tried to hide the hurt in his voice.
"That's just a figure of speech, stupid." Lloyd grabbed a bowl of cereal. After dumping in some milk, he started munching on his food.
"Mhhhmm." said Lloyd. "We need to buy more of this." he said pointing to his cereal.
"Oh..." said Zane, starring at the food he had cooked. "I will try not to act stupid anymore." he resolved.
"It was really terrible, too," Lloyd mumbled, "Because my dad was a robot, with a bunch of creepy wires and every else you have..."
"I see." said Zane, sadly.
Just then, Cole, Kai, and Jay all walked in, talking sleepily about their show. They were super tired and regretted staying up so late. They gave Lloyd the proper greetings and continued jabbering.
"Hey Zane," Jay barked, "How come you didn't tell us to go to bed last night—we stayed up till two in the morning just because you didn't have the decency to remind us when Sensei wanted us in bed!"
"Yeah!" Kai barked.
"You know, for a machine you make a terrible alarm clock!" Cole added, "Look how long we slept in!"
Zane stood there for a moment, and then decided he would have to work on these issues of his.
All three of the ninja sat down next to Lloyd, grabbing the food Zane hadn't finished and began devouring it. The entire time they were complaining about how yucky it tasted.
"Jeez Zane! You know I hate it when you put vegetables in the eggs!" Jay moaned.
"It's not the veggies," Kai interrupted, "My bacon tastes weird!" He normally complained a lot about vegetables, too, but today he had a different issue with his breakfast.
"There's not enough food here!" Cole barked, "Where's the pancakes?"
Zane sat down quietly at the table. There was no food left for him.
Lloyd slobbered milk onto his apron. Zane was annoyed, but decided to ignore this, even though it had gotten into his circuits. He figured he wanted to be nice to Lloyd today, plus, he deserved it for making such a terrible breakfast.
He was happy to find one small pancake that hadn't been touched. He put it on his freshly washed plate, and gently placed the proper amount of syrup over it. He proceeded to rubbed what little butter they had left onto his light breakfast. He said a little prayer and cut his pancake into four sections.
"You gonna eat that?" Cole asked, staring intently at his meal.
Zane politely picked up a quarter of his breakfast and placed it on Cole's plate. Cole picked it up with his "hand" and shoved it in his mouth. He stood up and walked out of the kitchen.
The other three, Jay, Kai, and Lloyd, after observing what had just transpired, took the other three sections with a gruff, "Thanks."
All three of them got up and left, following Cole, who had left to go buy the fortune cookies, cake, and other necessary supplies.
Zane sat alone at the table, thinking of what a nice breakfast it had been.
Sensei walked into the kitchen, followed by Nya.
"Where's Lloyd?" Nya asked. She was about to ask more, but was cut off.
"How come nobody ever boils my tea water?" Wu growled.
"I'm sorry." Zane apologized.
"It's alright, Zane." Sensei answered, "You didn't know..."
"But I did-" Zane interrupted, "I have several recording of you asking it of us in my database—It seems I have...forgotten to do it." Zane lowered his head.
"Thanks for nothing." said Sensei. "And why did you let the rest of the team stay up all night—Nya says they stayed up till twelve AM!" he walked out of the kitchen to go yell at them.
Zane sighed. Nya walked over and made a coffee.
"I wouldn't worry about it, Zane," said Nya on her way out, "'CAUSE I DIDN'T DO IT!" she laughed and walked out of the room.
Zane nodded.
Dareth walked in.
"Hey Zane, I was wondering who you think the best ninja is, Kai, Cole, or Jay?"
"What about Sensei and I?" Zane asked.
"No, not you, either Kai, Cole, or Jay. I can't decide and it's giving me a major headache..."
"Perhaps, they are all equal..." Zane answered sadly.
"Yeah, okay, I wasn't sure..." he trailed off and walked out of the room.
Zane sat down again. Dr. Julian, (before he died, obviously) walked in and out of the room not even noticing him.
(He was randomly at the Dojo. Actually, at the time, Zane didn't even know who he was, and he was supposed to still be stranded on that island but let's ignore that detail.)
In the meantime, Cole, Jay, Lloyd, and Kai were all on there way to buy everything. They were very low on stock.
They were riding in there vehicles and were racing.
I remain unsure of whether or not the have possession of the golden weapons and this time, so I have no-idea what vehicles they were riding, and don't really care.
"Last one to the store is a rotten egg!" Cole shouted.
"Ugggh...don't even make me think about eggs..." Jay answered.
Lloyd was bored. On today of all days! Since he was still a kid at the time, he had to ride with one of the older ninja. Lloyd decided to push his driver off and take over.
Poor Kai.
He tumbled to the ground and Lloyd took over the steering-wheel.
Lloyd proceeded to smash into the others. The result was basically like having a truck fall on him.
By the time they had finished yelling at Lloyd for crashing them straight through Zane's garden, (which was a few blocks from the Dojo in a public...park...gardening center...) Kai received a call from Nya that there was a problem with Lord Garmadon.
[By the way, please understand that the skirmish that will proceed involving the ninja and the Dark Lord obviously is not part of the TV show but rather just a side thing that happened during the time when the ninja were fighting the evil brother of Wu.]
"Lord Garmadon?" Kai asked.
"Where is he?" Jay asked.
"He's taken over Jamanakai Village with the Skeleton Army!" Nya shouted on her communicator.
"Why is he working with them?" Kai barked.
"Who knows!" Jay shook his head.
"The Serpentine are fighting him now*...so he hired an army!" she explained.
"But the Skeleton Army doesn't like him either!" Jay butted in.
"Hey," answered Nya, "Nobody likes snakes..."
"Where's Zane?" Cole asked, "Does he think he can just get away with sitting this one out?"
"Oh...Zane...I forgot about him..." Kai replied.
"I've already sent Zane on his way..." Nya told them. "But what are you going to do about..." she trailed off, staring at Lloyd.
"I wanna come!" Lloyd pleaded with them.
"Dude," Cole responded, "You almost just killed us—plus, your kind of beat up!"
"Please, please, please!" Lloyd begged, "I'm sorry I crashed everyone! Plus it's my special day!"
Everyone stood and groaned.
Kai wasn't thrilled about taking Lloyd anywhere near his father. Mostly because he didn't want a the final showdown between the Green Ninja and his father occurring prematurely.
Lloyd, however, was elated.
"YIPPPPPEEEEEEEE!" he shouted. It was the happiest he had been all morning. He was going to see his dad.
"Lloyd, it's not like were going to..." Cole trailed off.
"You don't know my father!" Lloyd told him. "He's actually nice...sometimes!" he said in a softer tone.
"Maybe to you..." Kai trailed off.
Zane caught up with them and all five made there way to the captured area.