Evrything was good in wintervale until the day boris showed up. He got there about the same time jakewward showed up. Except jakeward was super nice and boris was super mean! He tried to nurder me once! But then all of a sudden all the relish and eggs at my bed and breakfast Relish and Eggs went missing!1 :((((((( wintervale was FAMOUS for RELISH and EGGS! Its not wintervfale without them! One of the new people was destroying wintervale! And my business! All my customers were soooooo mad! My business was dooooooomed :(((((
Everyone suspected jakeward! I couldn't believe it he was so nice to me and everything! But apparently jakeward was a wherewolf oh my god! Everyone just found out last week when he stopped being sparkly around the time of the full moon which was so weird because he was sparkly like all the time and then all of a sudden he wasn't sparkly anymore but he was still pretty though. I mean not like a girl obviously cause he had pretty thick eyebrows you know but he had a six pack and everything! And his hair was so biiiiig wow. But I think without it he'd be shorter than me and I'm like 5 foot one hahaha!
So everyone was like 'ohhhhh my godddd! Jakeward! Why arnt you sparkling?'' and he got suuuuper quiet and wouldn't tell anyone! He said he was dangrous and we shuld stay away from him! Even me! I wasss sooooo worrieddd! (AN: sorrrry was really drunk when i wrote this pargraph!) I flllwd him in2 the wooods wher he lived in a car on a stump. An ancccient stump. It was suuuper old and special to his fmily. He bught the car when he gradated frm hig school. Soo i/ lollowed him ther when he ran away from e veryonnnen when they strted asking 2222222222 many qustions. I fllllowd him rllly quietly. I am sneaky! ;)))) so I followed hjim and I got too his car on the stump. He looked supper mournful. I was all what is wrong jakeward? U ar my best frend in wintervale! And I want to help u! dont run away from meee. Im not scared of uuu.
Jakeward was really surprised. He had no idea I followed him! I was so sneaky! He turned around sitting on his car on the stump and sed wow you were so sneaky I had no idea! Then he said he was a wherewolf! I was so schoked. I looked him strat in the eyes and sed I will fight for you! Then some of his sparkle came back. I was so happy! His sparkles make me happy! We would find out who did this arwful crime.
I went back to wintervale full of news! But jakeward told me not to tell anyone. No one would want to b his friend! If they knew! Except for meee! Because we are best friends in wintervale. But then wen I went to dance class I accidentlayy told my teachr Lars that I had such news. And he blabs his mouth! He told his cats and they tell secrets! They told birds! And then birds told npeople! And then all the people were like I herd it from a little birddd. Also gary the mechanic overheard lars telling his cats, vera chuck and dave the secret! He also told everyone. He might be a bird. A werebird. Also no one likes werebirds just like they hate wherewolfs. So I don know why gary told everyone! Because he's jusgt begggin to be outeeddd! But mayb hie is trying to distract from his werebirdnesss.
Anyway detective randy travis came to town. After the eggs and relish had gone misssngi! So we knew it was not him! Also he seem really trustwothry and good and nice so he prolly wouldn't stead eggs and relsh from ANYONE. Especially not from wintervale. Because his grandfather, jeff dunham, founded wintervale in 1993. Or 200 years ago depending who you aks, wintervale is mysterirous!
So randy travis came to town from pug muncy, ohio. There he had a large family with a wife and many brothers. Also a dog. Named norman. And another dog. Randy travis stayed at my bed and breakfast Relish and Eggs even though there was no relish and egs. He seemed super sad about no relish and eggs. I make a famous recipe! With relish and eggs and borbon! Not 2 much borbon. So randy travis was in my bed and breakfast without relish and eggs, Relish and Eggs. He was an expriend detective. So I said randy travis you need ot be on this case. You discovered that boris tried to murder me! You are so smart! So you can prove jakeward's innocence. I know you will want to because you are his godfather. And you love him so much! But boris is your meannnn son in law who married your relative! He never sends good Christmas cards! I through mine out when he sent it to me. I kno you must have also. Because it is awful! Not like yours randy travis, you send relly good cghristmas cards. But boris's sister, bella (who everyone calls Natasha I don know why its suppose to be a joke they think its funny but I don get it so just call here Natasha). Is so nice! She helped me found my bed and breakfast, Eggs and Relish, which failed, and then I started Relish and Eggs but she still gave me money for the new one even though the old one failed and it was her dream. So I said Randy travis you must prove jakward's innocence. He is so nice. And everyone knows he is a wherewolf and its all my fault and I feel so bad he is sitting alone and sad on his car on his stump. I bet natahsa will help you. Because she is so nic e.