"Dude! We're the only ones! Teehee!" Maddie said, crawling up the stairs to the top row of the movie theater seats. I laughed maniacally as I ran past her.

"Well, duh. Private screening, remember?" I said. I sat down in the cushy chair and threw my bag into the seat next to me, plopping my legs on the chair in front of me and rocking them back and forth. Maddie followed suit. We were watching the fourth Pirates of the Caribbean in the movie theater my parents owned. It was after closing, so we could do as we pleased.

"I can't believe it's been nine years since this movie. We were 14! No one watches this anymore." I said.

"Stupid people. They abandoned Philip!" She exclaimed. I gasped in mock-horror.

"NOT THE SEXY MONK GUY!" I cried.

"YES! Wait, what? He's not a monk. He's…you know…religious or whatever." She said. I rolled my eyes.

"Same difference. Besides, it's not him I care about. Why should I when we've got a sexy Jack Sparrow all up in here?"

"Ok, but he's not as sexy as Philip."

"Dude, he's Philip's level of sexy and THEN SOME."

"Takes skill to be that sexy."

"Amen to that."

"Mreehee skill."

"Ooooshotashota!"

"Oooo nananala!"

"Onucha montiseee- crap cleaning dude shut up," I said, ending our secret language conversation when I spotted the janitor on the other side of the room. "Oh, hey Phil!" I yelled to him. He waved at me.

"Hello girls, I apologize. I didn't know you were having a movie night." He said.

"No problem, Phil. Care to join us?" I asked the cute old man. He shook his head.

"No thank you Violet, but another time for sure! Have a good time Ladies!" Phil said, leaving without another word.

"Phew. Creeper." Maddie said. I laughed, but became quiet again when the movie showed up on the screen, then flashed and stopped.

"What the hell?" I asked. A different scene flashed, stopping and starting.

"Dude, what the crap?" Maddie said, looking around to find the cause of the problem. The screen flashed a bright white, ending with a shot of Calypso frozen on the screen.

"Uhhh maybe we should leave, this is kinda freaky dude. She's not even in the movie…" I began, reaching for my bag. The screen went black then, and the lights turned on. We made a mad dash for the theater door, screaming. Maddie pulled it open, and was immediately drenched by a wave of seawater coming in the door.

"Maddie!" I cried, watching her disappear under the water that was now up to my neck. I saw another flash of light before the water consumed me.

"Captain! In the water!" I heard Pintel cry out. No, that wasn't Pintel. It couldn't be. I tried to open my eyes, but couldn't. I couldn't even open my mouth to scream when I discovered that the rest of my body was immovable and in the water. I heard two splashes, then felt arms wrap around me as I was pulled into the air. It was cold against my skin, but the sun warmed me up. I felt my muscles relax until I was dropped onto something hard.

"Oh thank god, Vi!" I heard Maddie cry. I raised an eyebrow. If this was a dream…why was Maddie here…

"Dude, wake the hell up!" She said again, and I felt a hand slap across my face.

"Hey man, way to poke the sleeping be…whoa." I said, beginning to yell at her and then noticing my surroundings. I was on The Black Pearl. As in, THE Black Pearl. I could see Cotton, Pintel, Ragetti, Gibbs, Jack the Monkey, the midget dude, but where was...

"Welcome aboard, luv." I heard a velvety voice say. I stood and turned slowly. Jack Sparrow, in all his tan and sexy glory, was gracing my presence with a fantastically mischievous grin.

"Um…uh…wow…hey…you're…wow…" I stammered out. He grinned wider. I heard a snicker from behind me. I turned and really noticed Maddie for the first time since waking up. She was taller, her hair was much longer, and she kinda looked like a mermaid, which was pretty cool for her since she wanted to be a mermaid in Pirates of the Caribbean since forever.

"Dude, you're…" I said, confused. She nodded.

"You too. Look at the mirror." She said, pulling her hand mirror from her jean pocket. I wiped the droplets of water from the glass and looked at my reflection. I gasped. My hair was waist length and wavy, my skin was perfectly clear, my teeth straight and white, my lips full, my eyes wide, and body trimmed to perfection? I grinned. If this was my pirate version of myself, I sure wasn't complaining. I even had a deep tan, making me look like I had spent time in Spain, like my archenemy Angelica. Definitely no need for complaint.

"We're pirates!" I yelled.

"Dude, we're not just pirates. WE'RE HOT PIRATES!" Maddie exclaimed. I grinned and we both did a happy dance.

"What sort of hooligans do you take on now, Sparrow?" A rickety voice said from behind us. We turned and saw Barbossa walking towards us. I ran to him.

"Hi! I'm Violet Stone! Can I touch your beard?" I asked. He looked shocked. Maddie burst out laughing.

"Really? His beard?"

"What? It looks all cool and scraggly."

"I always thought you were one for braids…"

"I AM but dude look! You can't even say you don't wanna touch it."

"Ok…maybe. But I prefer the stubble of a certain missionary."

"Yeah, where's Philip?"

"I dunno. The sun probably needed his hotness."

"Please, they would have used Jack for that."

"No way, Philip is hotter."

"Uh, no, Jack is. Look at him! How could you not want to tap that?"

"Tap me?" Jack asked, finally interrupting our conversation. I had forgotten that the love of my life was standing right there. I blushed.

"It means she wants to get crazy in bed with you, Captain." Maddie said to him.

"Maddie!" I cried.

"What, its true!" She replied simply.

"I'd be happy to oblige, luv." Jack said with a grin in my direction. I rolled my eyes.

"You probably have a billion STD's, so no thank you bro." I said. He frowned.

"Jack, we can't have ladies on board." Gibbs said to Jack, who turned from Gibbs to us.

"Oh, right, who are you two?" He asked.

"Madeliene Pierce."

"Violet Stone. We're from the future." I said with a smile. Gibbs raised and lowered an eyebrow.

"Not the strangest thing I've seen, alright." He said. Jack nodded, agreeing.

"Well then, I guess you ladies will have to sleep in my cabin, or with the crew. Your choice." Jack said. I took one look at the crew that was ogling Maddie and me with perverted eyes.

"Your cabin." I said, gulping. Jack grinned.

"Thought so, luv."

I grabbed Vi's arm and pulled her quickly into the cabin

"Vi, this is so awesome!"

"I know!"

"I think I just peed in my pants, I'm so excited!"

"Dear lord woman! But speaking of pants...where are some pirate clothes?" Violet said.

"Well where the heck am I supposed to get pants in here, Vi? I mean have you ever seen Jack wear anything but what he always wears? No! I doubt he has spare pants."

"You could always check." Vi added.

"Fine!" I stuck my tongue out at her. I looked around the cabin. There wasn't much. There was a desk with a chair, a giant bed, a spinning globe, candles, and a huge cabinet. I walked over to the cabinet and proceeded to open it cautiously. Inside, I found 3 dresses. One was a burgundy red that had some lace on the collar and black trim. It was rich and beautiful. The second was a nightdress. It was simple but it had a delicate lace on the sleeves. The third was a light blue cotton dress that was simple yet pretty. It seemed to be a more casual dress. Knowing that burgundy or any shade of red looked horrible on me, I gave Vi the dress. She squealed in joy. I then turned back to the two remaining dresses. The nightgown seemed to be in bad condition. (I wonder why.) I pulled out the light blue one. It seemed to be very slim. I was worried because I had a thick figure. I knew that it wouldn't even fit me even if I had a corset on. Vi turned to me and looked at the dress. "Try it on."

"But it wont fit!" I said.

"It wont hurt to just try."

I gave a sour look at the dress and stepped behind a curtain to change.

I slipped off my pants and put them in a pile on the floor. I pulled off my t-shirt but left my tank top on. I always wear a tank top. I just realized how hot it was in here. This ship definately didn't have air conditioning. Resting the dress on the floor, I put my feet in and pulled the dress up. I shoved my arms into the sleeves and adjusted the top. I then realized that it fit! I raced over to a mirror and saw that the dress fit like a glove! I thought to myself, "Wow, this has to be a dream!" I asked Laura to help me with the zipper and I was beaming with joy when I saw that the dress really did fit. I helped Violet get into hers. We danced around in front of the mirror and gloried in our beauty. Since we both had this new glorious hair, I said, "Hey Vi, do you want me to do your hair? In the first movie, Elizabeth's hair always looked like shit. We should make yours pretty for a special someone."

"Dude! Totally. Hey where's Philip?" She asked. I hadn't thought of that. My mind was in so much shock that I didn't realize that I never saw the love of my life. Vi quickly put my hair up into this elegant but simple bun and we headed out of the cabin in search of Philip. I decided to walk around the deck to see if he was around. There was no sign of him, until I heard a voice.

"Are you looking for someone?" I spun around to find myself face to face with the previous Lieutenant Groves.

"Theodore?"

"You're looking for me?" Groves asked.

"Um no sorry. I was looking for... um for… Captain Barbossa. Yes. Barbossa." I stuttered. I was astonished to see him alive and also in person. I did not know if this was before Jack found the Fountain of Youth or after. It seems before because Groves is standing right freaking in front of me.

"Oh well he is up in the helm."

"Yes. Um that seems logical. Thanks!"

"No problem." I blushed. I have a thing for men in uniform. I turned and walked towards the helm. As I was walking, I saw Violet crouching behind some barrels. I sauntered over to see what the heck she was doing until I stopped. I glanced at where she was looking at and saw that it was targeted at Jack. Typical Vi.

I ran over next to her and asked what her plan of action was.

"I have no idea. I keep trying to come up with something to say but it always turns out to be stupid."

"Well DUR! You're in the presence of Captain Jack. Of course you're going to be nervous. I mean I get nervous talking to my giraffe doll."

"Really Maddie, really?"

"Yeah kinda."

"Its just that I have dreamed of being able to talk to him and I have come up with so many conversations. Now I finally get to meet him and I cant even say one sentence." I gave Vi a mini hug and smiled.

"Violet, you can do it. Just think of Jack as your brother's best friend. The one who doesn't ask you to make sandwiches for him. The nice friend. It may help. I don't know." I gave her a little shove and she stood up, took a deep breathe, and walked over to Jack. I could hear the conversation but I do know that Vi blushed a couple times and Jack seemed to be flirting. Well he always does but it seems more intense when he is in person.