"I feel cranky and pubescent today, and I don't know why. I'm gonna take it out on people I like!" Jason said while angrily walking around Zeus's cabin.
"Hello Jason," Leo said happily as he entered the cabin with Piper, "what sort of tomfoolery should we get up to today?"
"No tomfoolery today Leo, I'm sick of your dreadful speckled mug," Jason told him.
"Why must you hurt me in this way Jason?" Leo said sadly, hanging his head and staring at the floor.
"Yeah, what's your problem Jason?" Piper demanded.
"My mother is dead, my life sucks, I can't hold down a girl friend and I'm surrounded by fucking Venti and shit all the time. I mean what the fuck?"
"But it's mythology, Jason. The Venti are mythological," Leo told him, still hurt from Jason's previous comment.
"Well I still have nightmares about Festus eating my skin clean off every night. I can't take it any more. I. Quit. Heroism!"
Leo and Piper gasped, "But what about fight Gaea?" Piper asked.
"Fine, it's all up to you now Leo,"
"But…but..ehph…buphe…no!" Leo stammered.
"Go on, go fight her," Jason pushed Leo in front of Gaea.
"Emmmehme…" Leo quivered,
"Hello little child," Gaea said.
"You ant a piece of me? What?"
"Emmmm…. No ma'am," Leo said before running away, back to Piper and Jason.
"I can't do it," He told Piper.
"You tried your best Leo," she assured him.
"What's Jason doing?" Leo asked looking at his friend. Jason was hitting his head against the wall of the Zeus cabin forcefully.
"Angst. Angst. Angst. Angst. Angst. Angst. Angst. Angst. Angst. Angst. Angst," he said repeatedly.
"He's a little off today haven't you noticed?" Piper asked.
"Maybe he's in luuuve?" Leo suggested.
"Who'd fall in love with such an a…?" Piper asked but was cut off by Leo.
"Maybe he needs a hug?" Leo suggested. Jason stopped hitting his head and turned to them, "I don't want a hug!"
"Give me a hug Jason!" Leo commanded,
"No!"
"Hugging," Leo said giving Jason a hug.
"I'll wound you!" Jason said before hitting Leo repeatedly.
"What is this rumpus?" They all stopped and looked at the door of the Zeus cabin where Chiron was standing, not looking pleased.
"Jason hit me," Leo told him, pointing at Jason.
"Leo invaded my personal bubble!"
Parody of Wizard Angst, go watch it! Originally it was going to be Percy and Nico, but I though Jason was more angst-y. This is a companion to "Jason, why are you such a Skeeze?" a Mean Girls parody, go read that too. I am thinking about doing another one, it will be a Dr. Who Parody.
Shameless self-promoting, go read and review my other stories please! Much appreciated!