You gave them a camera?
By: Madame Mad-Eye
Disclaimer- I am deeply sorry to inform you that Madame Mad-Eye does not own the series entitled Harry Potter. She thinks that if you actually believed she did that you must be off your rocker and desperately need to seek out a therapist.
A/N- I'm taking a short break from Tom Riddle's diary because I am having writer block. This idea has been floating around in my head so I decided I might as well write it down. I already have the next four chapters written, but I will not post them if I get 0 reviews. If I get 2 or more I will add the next chapter. So if you like the story you should review. I don't think you should flame the story because I still will count it as a review. It quantity not quality for this story. Also this is not a slash. Sirius and James are pretending to like each other. So I hope you will enjoy the story!
Chapter One "When was the last time we took Remy to the vet?"
The camera zoomed in on a messy haired James who was standing in the Gryfindor common room. He was wearing his hogwarts uniform, which was as messy as his hair. His eyes sparkled with joy. "Hello good people who will be watching this. I am James Potter, the almighty and powerful Gryfindor!" He declared. Other students backed away from him awkwardly.
"Along with being almighty and powerful he is an arrogant and selfish prat." a passing Lily Evans muttered. James blushed like mad. He began to follow Lily around like a puppy. Sirius, who was holding the camera, followed suit.
"Lily my love, please let me take you to hogsmeade next Saturday, so our love can finally bloom." James said. He went to one knee like he was about to propose. Lily's eyes burned with rage.
"I wouldn't go out with you ever, you selfish prat!" She yelled and then she walked out. James began to cry, but quickly started to laugh. He got up and walked over to the sofa that Remus Lupin was currently sitting in. Remus was reading a book
"She's just playing hard to get. There is no women who can resist me." He said. He flashed his teeth at the camera. "Oh anyways, Remy gave us this camera last year to entertain ourselves. Of course we couldn't do anything seeing as it is a muggle device so during summer break Sirius and I worked on it at my house. We made it so it would work magically. Now we can record what we do in our spare time. What do you think Remy. Are we brilliant or what?" The camera zoomed in on Remus who had looked up from his book.
"I think this will be another chance for you two to make real arces of yourselves and knowing you will try and drag me along for the ride." Remus answered. "I am beginning to wonder if I should have never given you the camera in the first place."
"Oh Remy. You hurt me so, but I know down in your cold heart you love me. Hurting me is the way you have to show your affection I under stand." James said in a high pitch voice. "but alas our love can never be. A beautiful red haired women has stolen my heart and won't give it back." Remus shook his head and went back to reading his book.
"Hey Remy, guess what we filmed? Go on guess. I know you want to." Sirius said from behind the camera. Remus gave him a rude hand jester. James and Sirius both let out a gasp.
"Remus J. Lupin! I thought that I had raised you better then this! Wait until your father hears about this!" James shrieked in his high pitched voice. Remus ignored him while Sirius began to crack up. He caught his breath.
"Wait, wait. I thought Remy was madly in love with you. Does that mean he is in love with his mum?" Sirius wondered. James seemed shocked by the thought but then started to laugh.
"Moony that's sick! You're in love with your own mother. That's horrible!" James manged to say in between laughs.
"Oh before I forget Rem, we recorded you singing in the shower. Don't worry though, we're only going to let the entire Gryfindor house watch it along with some Ravenclaws and Hufflepuffs." Sirius informed. "I hope you don't mind." Remus looked at him calmly, then he shut his book.
"You recorded me singing, in the shower?" Remus mumbled. Suddenly he began to chase Sirius around. "I swear when I get my hands on you Black that I will wring your neck!" Sirius threw the camera to James who caught it. He filmed the chase.
"I think it is that time of the month again. Poor Sirius. I really liked him. Sure he was annoying, kept say the same old 'Sirius' jokes, but he was fun to have in detention." James said to the camera. Sirius fell to the ground a few feet from James, his fore head covered in sweat. Remus was panting and was about to pounce. Sirius looked at the camera.
"I want to say my final words before I die. First of all I want to tell my girl friend, whats-her-face that she is on my mind while I slowly and painfully die. Second and more important I want Snape to know that he is the biggest prat in the world and that I think there is a colony of goblins living up his nose." Sirius informed. Remus jumped on him which mad him gasp for air. "and last, but most important to you James. You were my first love. I will wait for you until my final breathe."
"That's so sweet it makes me want to gag." James replied. Sirius made a face.
"Trust me the felling mutual. Good bye cruel world." Sirius yelled. Remus continued to beat him to a pulp. James sat down and filmed. A few hours later Sirius was sitting by Remus with an ice pack on his head.
"I though prefects were supposed to be a role model for other students." James pointed out. He was still filming. Remus was sitting happily beside Sirius reading his book. "First the birdie now starting fights. You should learn to behave yourself before you are expelled. I guess I haven't raised you properly. Oh where did I go wrong?" James was pretending to be Remus' mom again. This mad Remus even more mad.
"You shouldn't worry your mum like this son." Sirius said in a fatherly tone. "You will make your mother have premature gray hairs. Oh and dear before I forget I want to know when the last time we took Remy in to the vet. I think he may have rabies." Remus shot him a dirty look.
"You have no right to talk. You have those ghastly flees. They're every where. Some even decided to make me there vacation home!" yelled Remus. First years stared at in with fright.
"Flees are nothing. I have ticks every where. I found one under my tail once. How I manged to get it off I will never know." James said. The other two boys looked at him akwardly.
"Have you seen Peter around lately? I haven't seen him all day." Remus said trying to change the subject. Sirius and James shook their head no. "Hmm. That is odd. Normally he is following you two."
"Maybe Evan's cat is chasing him around again." suggested Sirius. "That cat is out to get him he says" The portrait hole open up and in walked a very tired looking Peter. He fell to the ground. "Speak of the devil. Where have you been Peter?"
"Searching for you two. I've searched the entire castle and couldn't find either of you. On the way here I got into a fight with a group of Slytherins. I gave them a piece of my mind I did." Peter explained. Sirius rolled his eyes.
"Sure you did. So why were you looking for us? Did you just want to do your daily stalking?" Sirius asked.
"No! It was something really important but I guess I forgot. Sorry." Peter mumbled.
"Mr. Potter and Mr. Black." A stern voice said. The camera turned to face a very unhappy McGonagal. "You were supposed to be in my office over an hour ago. What has kept you? I told Mr. Pettigrew to tell you the message."
"I think I remember what I forgot." Peter muttered. James and Sirius glared at him
"No matter. You two will come along now and leave that muggle thing here Mr. Potter." McGonagal ordered.
"Well I hope you enjoyed episode one! We'll film again tomorrow!" James said.
"I love you camera. Good bye!" Sirius said. Then they turned off the camera.
A/N Okay I'm going to end it there. It is pretty short, but don't worry. I will update as soon as I have at least two reviews. The next chapter is going to be called "I think their stupidity is contagious." My favorite character is going to be in this chapter (yeah!) So long!