Yami: Hello everyone!

Hiei: What are you doing?

Yami: Everyone seems to love it when you are hyper, so I want to tell everyone of my very strange adventure with you!

Hiei: … We had no "adventure." You shouldn't lie to your pathetic ningen friends, baka onna.

Yami: HA! I'M TELLING KIHARU AND ONI YOU CALLED THEN HUMANS AND STUPID WOMEN! (evil laughter)

Kurama: Didn't think of that, now did you Hiei?
Hiei: No… HN.

Yami: Now… I'll give a brief disclaimer, and then explain what Yami is going to look like. She'll be in it, mainly as a narrator and she's going to have been with Hiei and Kurama when they go insane!

Kurama: What? ME TOO?

Yami: YEUP!

Disclaimer: I don't own Yu Yu Hakusho… So says my mom, dad, lawyers, brother, and sisters. My friends said I could own Yu Yu Hakusho as long as I started giving bisshies… AnimeTrekkie! You get Kuwabara! Kiharu and Hyo can fight over Hiei! WHO WANTS YUSUKE? JIN? TOUYA? RANDO? C'mon people! Kurama's mine! YOUKO'S MINE TOO!

Yami's Description!

Name: Yami Tenchi

Age: 17…

Hair: Raven black, waist, ponytail!

Eyes: Blue!

Clothes: Baggie black jeans, black skull t-shirt, and a black leather trench coat! (ANIMETREKKIE, YOUR MAN SKIRT!)

Other: Yes, she's a demon, but that's not really all that important. She is strange… SO MUCH LIKE ME IN REAL LIFE, I KNOW!

ON WITH THE STORY!

Chapter One!

Hello all! My name is Yami Tenchi! I am a close friend of Hiei Jaganshi and Suiichi, or Kurama, Minamino! I hate Yusuke and I hate Kuwabara! Now… to the point of the story.

Flashback… of sorts… still in Yami's POV…

I was walking down the street, towards Kurama's house. Once again, he called some sort of weird meeting at his house. Doesn't bother me though… I got inside, and found just Hiei and Kurama waiting in Kurama's room.

"Hi guys! Where's Yusuke? And the ugly one?" I asked. Kurama shrugged.

"Don't know. But it's okay. Let's go. Just follow me!" Kurama said. I was a little confused, but I figured I'd wait and figure it out later. I followed both Hiei and Kurama.

Kurama took me to the grocery store. He waltzed right in and went straight to the sweets aisle.

"Kurama… are you planning to get very hyper again?" I asked. Kurama grabbed 14 packs of cookies, 84 small packs of candy, 69 boxes of popsicles. I raised an eyebrow. Hiei came back with 152 individual 2-liters of soda. I blinked at the quantity of food.

"Oh crap…" I said. We went to the checkout line, and Kurama and Hiei grabbed 694 of the candy bars in the five different checkout stations. I rolled my eyes as the lady rang them all up.

'Poor lady…' I thought, watching as her arm fell asleep. After all, it was an astounding 953 items! (AN: Yes, I did the math… I LOVE CALCULATORS!)

"The total comes too… 42569318546.32 yen," she said. I almost had a heart attack. Kurama smiled sweetly at the lady (who looked to me to be about 25…).

"Oh… well… I only have 333333652.01 yen…" he said innocently. She blushed.

"It's okay… It's on the house…" she stammered. Kurama flashed her a brilliant smile, and took off with the bags.

Back at Kurama's house, I followed them upstairs into Kurama's room, and watched as they began sorting the stuff in half.

"Here… 7 packs of cookies for you, 7 for me. 42 candies for you, 42 for me. 34 popsicles for you, 34 for me, and one for Yami," Kurama sorted. I rolled my eyes.

"Why thank you…" I said sarcastically.

"76 sodas for you, 76 for me, 347 candy bars for you, and 347 candy bars for me!" Kurama finished, clearly ignoring me. I opened my package of popsicles, and gave six to Hiei and six to Kurama. They gave me their most angelic smiles.

"If anyone asks, you got them from some stranger…" I said. They nodded. Then an umbrella appeared from out of nowhere for me, and the boys dug in. They sat still for about 10 minutes once they finished. Then Hiei stood up and started singing at the top of his lungs.

"SHA RA RA BOOM DE A! HAVE YOU HAD YOURS TODAY! I HAD MINE YESTERDAY! THAT'S WHY I WALK THIS WAY!" he screamed, while taking off his cloak. Kurama picked up the phone and began pressing random numbers.

"Hello? NO… I don't know you… can I eat your socks?" Kurama asked Random Towns Person #4561346841318564635. I shrugged.

"All in a day's work…" I said. Kurama and Hiei exchanged grins and fled as fast as they could to Kuwabara's house.

Once at Kuwabara's house (yes, I did follow!), they ran into his bedroom. Kuwabara was asleep, muttering some incoherent nonsense in his sleep.

"Pink baboons…" he said, through a rather loud snore.

"NO ONE INSULTS THE PINK BABOONS!" Hiei screamed. Hiei pulled out his katana and started slashing at Kuwabara's dresser. Kurama pulled out a makeup kit that had appeared out of nowhere. He and Hiei started laughing maniacally. They put lipstick on his eyelashes, mascara up his nose, blush on his lips, eye shadow on his cheeks, and cover up on his eyes. They also cut all of his hair of, and painted a sign that said "Pigeons! Poop here!" on his now-bald head. I couldn't help but laugh. Then they went through all of his drawers.

Believe it or not, but our dear Kuwabara listens to baby talk. He had a CD on baby talk in his CD player. Hiei took it and licked it. He then proceeded to bash the CD against Kuwabara's now bald head. Kurama ran into the bathroom, filled a bucket up with warm water, and ran back into Kuwabara's room. He stuck Kuwabara's hand into the water, and waited. Hiei ran downstairs and grabbed as much healthy food (and junk food) as he could carry. He brought it upstairs.

Hiei and Kurama ate all the junk food while turning all the healthy food into some sort of smoothie without any ice cream. They then managed to get Kuwabara to open his mouth and they dumped it down his throat.

"Hey… mommy… that tastes good… what is it?" he snored. Hiei snickered.

"Your… excretion…" Hiei said, in his best "Mommy's voice." Kuwabara grunted and Kurama laughed.

"The red koalas say our work here is finished," Kurama told me. I nodded.

"The pink baboons tell me that also…" Hiei said.

"You have done well, servants of the Pink Baboons and the Red Koalas," I said, kissing each of their foreheads. They grinned.

"TO URAMESHI'S HOUSE!" Kurama and Hiei screamed. They laughed maniacally, and jumped out the window, landing on the ground that was so close to the window, the window might as well not have even been placed there.

To Be Continued!

Yami: Next chapter, the attack on Yusuke's house!

Kurama: Funny… I don't remember Random Towns Person #4561346841348454652…

Yami: Kurama… That was Random Towns Person #4561346841318564653, and you don't remember much about that night.

Yusuke: WHY ME?

LAter,

Yami Tenchi, Kurama, Hiei, and Yusuke!