This is a new hetalia fanfic I'm writing that is about Alfred and his relations between his children and their other parents. It is mostly written as a letter except for flashbacks. They will be in intallics.

Human and country names used.

I do not own Hetalia.

"Hey Tony! Where'd you put my drink ?" Alfred asked as he sat down on the floor with his laptop. He was in his living room surrounded by chips, electronics and a simple couch as his backrest. It had a small 13star throw across the armrest.

Tony made a warble and walked away, taking a can of pop with him. Alfred made a halfhearted grab for it but soon gave up.

"Jerk." Alfred sighed as he opened up the laptop and logged in. Tony made a noise from somewhere in the house.

"Hello, ." The laptop rang out, Alfred smiled.

"Damn right!" He said as he scrolled around his desktop to get to the Internet. His desktop background was one of him, Japan and Canada. They were in the midst of a snowball fight, with the brothers hiding behind a fallen log with Japan behind a well constructed fort.

Alfred opened Internet to only be re-directed to his e-mail. It was a simple letter from the first lady.

He clicked it open and began to read.

"Alfred, I hope this request doesn't interfere with anything you are currently doing, but this is important. Would you please write a summary for the white house library about you and your children? I was looking through the books and there is very little about your relationship between you and your children. I'm looking forward to it. I am also curious to your previous relations with other nations.

First Lady of the United States."

Alfred gave a slight frown.

"All of my kids? Most people just want to hear about the thirteen. Well," He hummed as he opened a word document to start his typing, "I can't deny a lady in distress." He said with a grin, his glasses slightly reflecting the screen.

"Tony. I'm gonna be up late tonight, don't wait up." He called to his friend, the alien made an appearance into the room and left a pillow before leaving once more.

Alfred began to type,

"My fifty fucking awesome kids.

By Alfred F. Jones"

There will be a chapter dedicated to each state.

Birdy