What You Get When Your Computer Goes Crazy
Rin Chaos Ecrycer Author's note: I'm ba~ack! How come no one's saying anything? Random Person in Audience: Aaaahhhhhhhhh! It's you! I was in therapy for 6 months thanks to you! *guards come and 'escort' him out* Well, now that that's over with, on to the disclaimer! Disclaimer: I don't own it. Any of it. I wish I did, but I don't. Please don't sue me. A/N: You won't get the title till lots later in the story, lots later.
She looked back at her pursuer, witch was a teenage boy in what looked suspiciously like a priests' outfit, but it turned out to be a fatal mistake. She tripped and almost fell face forward, except she fell into someone. "Who are you?" he asked. She looked at him and he was dressed in spandex shorts and a green top, he would have been almost pleasant looking, except for the cold, assassin eyes that looked at her without mercy. "Let go of me!" she shrieked, and it worked. 'It must have been the high pitch of my voice,' she thought. But without any delay, she started running again. 'Who are these people!' she thought rapidly, 'And why are they casing me.' She took her chances again and peered quickly behind her, they appeared to be talking, when the guy in the green shirt pointed to one direction, and directed the boy in priests' clothing that way. 'They're obviously trying to cut me off, but why? I don't even know who they are!' she was trying to figure out why they were trying to catch her, when she felt someone grab her arm.
"Hey," the boy said, "why are you running?" This boy looked much nicer than the other two she had met, but she wasn't about to take chances.
"Let go of me!" she growled, but besides being a little shocked, he just grabbed her arm a little tighter. 'Damn, he sure is a lot stronger than he looks!'
"Do you work for OZ?" he asked less friendly this time. She just stared at him, trying to figure out what he meant, when one of the two boys that were chasing her appeared.
"Quatre!" he yelled, and he must have startled the boy, because his grip slackened a bit. Not wanting the chance to pass her by, she wrenched with all her strength to get free, and it worked.
"Damn!" the priest boy yelled. "And we almost had her too!"
With that, she took off at top speed down the never-ending hallway. 'Why are these people chasing me!?' she thought, exasperated at how many boys there were in this whole place. 'Next thing you know I'll run into a Chinese person,' which is exactly what happened. When she turned the corner, she ran right into a Chinese boy with another boy, who looked to be Russian, behind him. The force of running into him pushed both her and him backwards, in her case, into a wall, and in his, the boy that was with him.
"Who are you?" the Russian boy asked, showing no emotion whatsoever.
"Who cares who she is!" the Chinese boy yelled, but right after that, a beeper at the Russian boys' waist went off.
"Wufei, you watch her, I'll see what Heero and Duo want," the Russian said. "And don't hurt her." As the boy called Wufei approached her, she felt no desire to run because two twin katana's were strapped to his back.
"I don't know who you are, but I really don't care, just tell me why you're here," he said, with an obvious dislike for women. She just stared at him with an odd expression on her face, thinking, 'Where have I seen these people before, and why do their names sound so damn familiar!'
"Wufei!" yelled someone, coming up behind the boy. He didn't change his watching her, but he didn't seem surprised either.
"What do you want Quatre?" he said in that same cold tone.
"I was going to tell you to be on the lookout for a teenage girl, but I see that you've already taken care of that," Quatre said. She was slumped into a ball, expecting incoming pain, but when there was none, she peeked out from under her arms. 'Oh, it's just that Arabian boy,' but then she remembered what she had done and hid under the comfort of her arms, when she felt a hand on her shoulder.
"Who are you?" he asked, kindness shining in his eyes. For some reason, she felt like telling him, but then she saw the boy Wufei, behind him, and hid her eyes once again. He didn't have time to repeat the question because the Russian boy was talking to him.
"Quatre, we've gotta bring her to Duo and Heero," he said in that never changing voice.
"'Kay Trowa," he answered, before turning his attention to the girl in front of him. "Get up, we're going to take you someplace else," he said to her, his kindness never changing. Feeling bad about how she had treated him before, and how nice he was being, she got up with only a moments hesitation when she looked at Wufei, but then the kind Arab help her up.
"Uh, thanks," she said, not knowing what else to say.
"It's alright," he said, lifting up her face and leading her in the direction of the other two boys, but keeping a firm grip on her hand.
When they arrived at their destination, it was a sort of hang out room for people to relax in. The two boys she had 'run' into earlier were already there, one looking very pissed while the one in priests' clothing was talking his ears off. When the door closed, the room became very silent, with everyone looking at her. She became really uncomfortable and started fidgeting.
"I'm sure I speak for all of us when I say this, who are you?" said the boy in the green shirt, in his cold voice. When he said it, it was more of an order than anything else, and she was about to answer when the priest boy spoke up.
"Heero, don't say it like that, you might scare her," he said rather matter of fact like. 'So, his name is Heero, that must mean that the boy over there is Duo,' she thought to herself, when it hit her. She started saying names out loud, oblivious to the five boys' reactions.
"Hmm, Chang Wufei, Merian, Odin Lowe, Solo, Sister Helen, Father Maxwell, Duo Maxwell, Heero Yuy, Rashid, Quatre Raberba Winner, Maganacs, No Name, Trowa Barton, Relena Darlion, hmm, oh yeah, Deathscythe, Wing Zero , Sandrock, Heavyarms, and Shenlong or Nataku. Hmm, where have I heard that stuff before?" she said, not noticing how each of the names affected each of the boys differently.
'H-how could this girl know about Merian!? I haven't told any of my fellow pilots about her, and how did she know about Nataku, unless she's with OZ.'
'No one knows about Odin, he died! He was killed, no one knows about him, anyone who saw him died, except for me,' Heero thought.
'No, don't go there, you don't want to remember it. But if you'd been there, and not stealing that Leo, you might have been able to protect Sister Helen and Father Maxwell! Solo, haven't heard of him in years, if only I got the medicine faster! I could have saved him!' thought a heartbroken Duo.
'The Maganacs, lots of people know about them, but few know the name of Rashid. How is it that this girl came to such detailed information?'
'No Name, haven't heard that name in such a long time. I wonder how she knows it?' thought Trowa.
"W-who are you?" Duo said uncertainly.
"I remember now! Gundam Wing! No wonder you looked familiar!" and with that, she latched onto a very shocked Duo.
"Who are you." Asked Wufei, even colder than before, if that could be possible.
"Oh, I'm Rin Chaos Ecrycer, a loyal Wufei hater and Duo fan," Rin said, making everyone even more confused than ever. "I just need one thing for proof." And with the final word, reached behind Duo to reveal a long, three-foot braid.
"What does that prove?!" Duo asked, getting agitated.
"It proves everything, I mean, how many boys that hang out with people like that have a three-foot braid," she said.
"Well, I guess you can't argue with that, but who are you?" asked Quatre.
*sigh* "My name is Rin Chaos Ecrycer, I'm thirteen, a huge Duo fan, and a lover of anything anime. What I can't understand is how I got here? Oh well, this has always been a dream of mine," she said.
"That didn't tell us how you know about us," said an angry Heero.
"Wow, Heero doesn't sound like that unless Relena's around or he's really pissed. And since Relena isn't here, he must be that he's about ready to kill someone, mainly me," Rin stated. "I guess I better get this going, before Heero kills me, but this may sound a little weird, or a lot. Well, as I said I'm thirteen and a very big fan of anime. This may not sound very important now, but it will make sense in a little bit. Some of my favorite animes are Trigun, Cowboy Bebop, Dragon Knights, Rurouni Kenshin, Inu-Yasha, Gundam Wing, and a lot of others. If you notice something, the last I said was Gundam Wing, and that's an anime about five Gundam pilots, a crazy stalker-bitch, and how they're trying to save the colonies and Earth from Operation Meteor. This show is about you five, and my favorite character is Duo, and least favorite is Wufei. Although I do feel sorry for Wufei and his past," Rin stops here, looking at Wufei and giving him an apologetic look before continuing.
"How do you know about my past?!" Wufei practically yelled at her.
"Well, there's these things called manga's where I come from, and it's sort of like a comic, and it tells about all your pasts. Quatre, you were one stuck up brat before you were kidnapped by Rashid." Quatre started to blush, for he knew exactly what she was talking about. "I know about Odin Lowe, Merian, the Sister and Father, and No Name," while Rin was saying this, she didn't look at each of the pilots, so as not to give out any information on any of the pilots. "Well, that's about it."
"If we're a T.V. show, how are you here?" Trowa asked.
"That is an excellent question that I would like to know myself," said Rin. "Hey Heero, can I borrow you're laptop?"
"Why?" Heero asked, slanting his eyes.
"So I can see if I can still get into some things that are from where I'm from," said Rin. Just then, a woman with a very odd hair style came in with a few folders and a laptop.
"Pilots, has there been someone in the base called Rin?" she asked uncertainly.
"Right there, Sally," said Heero.
"Oh, thanks. Are these yours, and if they are, how do you know so much about us and you have one big imagination," she said, confusing the pilots and making the girl blush.
"You read When We First Met, didn't you," Rin said.
"Yes, I did," replied Sally. "So these must be yours then."
"Yes," she said, reaching out to take them, but before she could reach them, a very angry Heero grabbed them.
"What is this?" he growled.
"Don't worry, I looked through it all, and nothing is of very much importance, some of it actually looks like school work," said Sally.
"Can I see it? Please, Heero?" Duo begged.
'He looks even cuter than I imagined him when he begs,' thought Rin.
"Fine," said Heero.
"Wait! Let me have this one notebook," said Rin, picking out a beat up old notebook.
"Why?" said Heero, narrowing his eyes.
"Don't worry, Sally already read it," Rin replied, getting red in the face again.
"Let me see it," Heero demanded, getting the, 'I'm going to kill you now if you don't give it to me,' look in his eyes.
"Alright, but only Duo can read it, and will you please give me my laptop?" Rin said and asked at the same time.
"Fine, but if you try contacting OZ headquarters, I won't fail to kill you," Heero said, causing Rin to gulp. Rin then handed the notebook to Duo, who immediately started reading, while Heero handed her the laptop. The other pilots then went through her other folders, some containing small phrases in Japanese, or small doujinshi.
"What is this stuff?" said Quatre, coming upon a small doujinshi where the pilots were cats.
"It's something I got from the internet, and it was too cute to not print out," replied Rin, while waiting for the laptop to start, and when it did, she logged in under her username and proceeded to get on the internet.
"Most of this folder either seems to be for history or French," said Trowa, finished looking through the rest of the folder.
"This one seems to be a sort of planner," said Wufei, also finishing looking through the planner.
"Well, this stuff seems to be harmless, but what about the computer," said Heero.
"Rin, what is this?" asked Duo nervously, as he finished reading the story in the notebook.
Rin, who went beet red in the face when she heard this, said, "Oh, that's just a story where I put myself in the show," she said nervously.
"Then why does it have no mention of Rin, but instead a Xi?" Duo asked slyly.
"Well, you see, in most stories like that, the author gives themselves an alias to use instead of their own name," said Rin. As soon as she got finished speaking, music came out of the laptop, because the website had just finished loading.
"What is that music?" said Quatre. "It sounds familiar somehow."
"It would sound familiar, it's one of the main theme songs on the show," said Rin, changing it so that a different song was playing.
"Show me," said Heero. "Show me this website."
"A-alright," stuttered Rin, surprised by his sudden appearance beside her. "But I have to warn you, some people portray themselves as being related to you." As she showed them all of the website called The Dorm Room, she got mixed expressions from each of the pilots, Sally, though, had gone off somewhere.
"I have a sister?" said Heero.
"I am not a braided baka!" shouted Duo.
"I don't rant 24 hours a day non-stop about the injustice of women being on this planet!" shouted an equally pissed Wufei.
"That is the most wrong thing in the world," Trowa stated, after finishing the bio's.
"Huh," said Rin, surprised at their reaction when they read it because it portrayed them together. "You mean it's true! I knew it, I just knew that you two weren't together!"
"This is titled 'lemon', what's a 'lemon?'" asked Heero.
"Yeah ,what's a 'lemon'?" asked Duo. As an answer, Rin got back on the computer and went to a website called Fanfiction.net and went to the Gundam Wing fanfiction for 'older' people. As the boys read it, a look of disgust spread across their faces simultaneously.
"You read this stuff?" asked Trowa.
"Some of it is really good, like Willing Slave," she answered, going red in the face.
"That's sick," said Wufei.
"I want to read something about me," said Duo, so Rin went to the top and changed the settings to content: humor rating: all. Duo then began to read some of the best humor fanfics in the world.
"Well, I still don't know if you're telling the truth," said Heero.
"Fine, I'll prove something to you, move over Duo," said Rin.
"But I'm reading that! And it's funny!" pouted Duo.
"Sorry, but I need to show Heero something," and with that, Rin minimized the website and brought up another called 'The Duo Dance.'
"Oooh, what's the Duo dance?" asked Duo.
"Maybe it's when you act stupid," said an annoyed Wufei. "Hurry up onna." Rin then turned to him to give him a glare as cold as Heero's.
"Did you just call me 'onna'?" she asked a bit too politely. "That's it," and she minimized the website to pull up a written document called School.
"What's School?" asked Duo.
"It's something that I'm writing, and thanks to that last comment, Wufei is now a girl throughout the entire thing," said Rin with an evil glint in her eye.
"Injustice! I'm not a weakling girl, onna!" shouted Wufei.
"Yeah, but what are you gonna do about it?" asked Rin. "After all, it is my imagination. Now, back to the top 50."
"The top 50 what?" asked Quatre.
"The top 50 best Gundam Wing websites of course!"
"Websites are made for us?" asked Heero.
"Yes, if you remember correctly, I said that this is a popular anime, so of course there're shrines, websites, fanfics, you name it they have it," said Rin.
"And what if I still don't believe you?" asked Heero.
"Then I guess you'd lock me in a prisoners room with all the necessities a person needs and try to get me to say that I'm from OZ, which I'm not," Rin said, which is exactly what Heero did.
"Hey, you can't do this to me, I'm from America!" Rin screamed from inside her small bedroom-prison.
"We're in space, and what does being from America have anything to do with it?" said Heero, who was on the outside of the door.
"Can I at least have my laptop?" she asked hopefully.
"No such luck, you might be working for OZ, and I can't let you contact them," said Heero.
"Then can I have my notebooks?" she asked. Heero thought about this for a while before saying yes. "Thank you."
"I can't believe that you're actually locking her up," said Quatre.
"She seems nice enough to me," said Duo.
"OZ is probably just trying to trick us into thinking that she's nice and a little senile, so we'll let her stay and give them information," said Heero. Just then, they heard singing.
"Jus one beat cominucation! Ameni utananagera, aroisiani asoi ie o nori, hm-hm-hm-hmhm-hmm-hm-hm-hm-hm tonight!" it sang.
"That is pretty catchy," said Duo. "It wouldn't be catchy if you knew what she was saying," said Heero, going a little pale at the lyrics.
"Why, what are they saying?" asked Wufei.
"Let's see, a good way to describe them would be to say lemon," Heero said, using the term that Rin had so politely shown them.
"Urgh, how can she sing something like that!" Duo said.
"Who knows, but I'm going to see what's on this laptop of hers," said Heero, just noticing that the background was a huge picture of Duo.
"I wish I had something to do, I wish I had something to do," said Rin, when she decided t randomly burst out in song. "Hitoriri oiu ou shido, yono shana kana, hana ho sho to do, une ya hana arei ot to torio-," sang Rin.
"Wonder what she's singing this time," said Duo, when on came a better sung version of the song. "What the-?" started Duo, when he heard a yelp of delight come from the room where Rin was staying.
"Yay! That's so cool! I found all my DVD's in the closet along with a T.V.! Yay!" shouted Rin, catching the attention of all the pilots, who were just lounging around. They immediately went to her room, where she was laying on the bed watching a T.V.
"Where'd you get that T.V.!?" shouted Wufei, who was trying to be heard over the sound of the T.V.
"Shhhh! It's at the best part!" said Rin, and threw a pillow at Wufei. The DVD was a different one, and was playing the song that the pilots called 'Just Communication' while she sang along.
"What the-," started Duo, because he saw the picture on the T.V., which looked suspiciously like himself and the other pilots. "What the hell is this!?"
"It's what I've been telling you all this time! Now be quiet, I want to see Heero almost kill himself!" she said while skipping the DVD forward to the spot that she wanted. On the T.V. they saw Heero self-destruct his Gundam with him on the platform outside of it, to all looks killing himself.
"Wow, I remember that," said Quatre.
"I said be quiet! I like making fun of the ending song!" yelled Rin, and she did precisely that. She had either memorized the song or knew Japanese, but whatever the song said and what Rin said to make fun of it made the boys laugh. "Nuh-uh, he runs away from you and hates you. He doesn't love you and it's a good thing that you get on his nerves because you're crazy and you stalk him way too much! And you're ugly miss 'I think I'm so cool because I'm rich." By the end of the song Heero was actually smiling and Trowa was almost looking amused with a glimmer in his eye. "Wow, I must have been pretty funny to make Heero laugh like that," said Rin.
"Is that the anime of us?" asked Duo.
"Yup, and I found a whole bunch of others where I found this one," answered Rin, before being interrupted by Sally.
"Um, excuse me, but Rin, I found these comic-like things and I thought they might be yours," said Sally.
"They might be mine, let me see them," asked Rin. "Oh my gosh! It's my manga's and Dragon Knight collection!" she yelled, stroking the manga's with a motherly love.
"Well, that's all," said Sally, as she left.
"Why does she appear out of nowhere and then disappear just as suddenly?" asked Rin.
"Who knows, but now we know that you're not making this stuff up," said Duo.
"Well of course I'm not making it up! I don't have the type of imagination to think up such a detailed story like that, I only have enough imagination to think up side-stories like When We First Met," said Rin. "But there are people out there who have some of the greatest minds in all anime and manga."
"Hey, what's this?" asked Wufei, as he spotted a manga called Gundam Wing: Episode Zero.
"It's nothing!" yelled Rin as she snatched the manga from his hands. "You can't look at this, none of you can! It reveals too much about your pasts that only anime fans should know!"
"Oh, does it tell about her?" asked Wufei.
"Yes, it does. It also tells about all of your pasts, and Heero, may I please have my laptop now? I'm in desperate need of something funny."
"You can only use it in the main room that we showed you when we captured you," was his answer as he went outside.
"I guess that means that I can go out of this room," she said as she walked outside and turned a corner. When she was a little ways away, she realized something and turned back around to where her room was.
"Back so soon?" asked Duo as he went through some of the DVD's. Playing on the T.V. was Trigun.
"I like this guy," said Quatre.
"So, why are you back so soon?" repeated Duo.
"I, um, forgot where that room was," she told him sheepishly. Everyone in the room then did a facefault. (you know, that anime style fall)
"Hey, can you show me some other websites?" asked Duo once he had shown Rin where the room was.
"Oh, that's easy," she told him. "What type do you want?"
"There are different types?" he asked in surprise.
"Of course there are," she told him. "So, do you want a website of total randomness, kill Relena, Duo shrine, Heero shrine, Wufei shrine, Trowa shrine, Quatre shrine, or something else?"
"I think I'll have the kill Relena," Duo told her. Rin got a scary grin on her face as she went to the Dorm Room links. She then clicked on the banner that said 'Come to our website! Because Duo's in a towel there :p'
"Do you want to know about this website or do you want to go ahead and kill Relena?" she asked him.
"I want to kill Relena," Duo told her.
"Exactly what I want to do," Rin told him. She then went to Heero is not Toast [and other gundam wing facts]. Once they were done torturing and killing Relena, Duo was laughing his head off while Rin was grinning evilly.
"That's not even the best one, there's one where you can even have Heero push her off a cliff," Rin told him, which made Duo laugh even harder. 'Awww, he looks so cute when he's laughing his head off,' she thought.
"Too funny... can't stop.... laughing!" he said in between breaths. Once he was done, he told Rin that he had to go do something pertaining to the war, leaving her alone.
"Let's see, wonder what fanfic shall I read today?" she asked herself as she skimmed through the titles for Gundam Wing fanfiction. "Hmm, I haven't read that one, yet it's colored, so I must have read it sometime. Oh well, nothing ever bad came about from rereading something." Little did she know how wrong she was. 'This is one weird story,' she thought to herself, not noticing how the laptop was glowing since it was a silvery color. 'Okay, maybe this story is just a bit too weird.' At that moment, though, Duo and Heero walked in right at that time, and Heero, being the perfect soldier, noticed immediately how the laptop was even more silvery than usual and how Rin seemed oblivious of what was happening.
"Rin-," he started to say, but at that precise moment, the light burst forth from the laptop, enveloping Rin and the two pilots.
"WTF-" Rin started to say, using one of her favorite phrases from fanfiction. When the light enveloped her and the pilots, the stuff that had suddenly appeared in her room and other places started to glow along with the pilots, who were very surprised at starting to glow. Then, very slowly, all of the things that had started to glow started to disappear.
"What the hell is going on!?" shrieked Rin, who was just as surprised as the pilots at starting to glow. In a sudden flash, though, all of the pilots and all of Rin's things disappeared.
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Rin: Well? Was it full of random insanity? Don't worry, it gets even more random, and I have it mostly done, so when I get lets say, two reviews, I'll post the next chappie. NOW RR!!!!
Rin Chaos Ecrycer Author's note: I'm ba~ack! How come no one's saying anything? Random Person in Audience: Aaaahhhhhhhhh! It's you! I was in therapy for 6 months thanks to you! *guards come and 'escort' him out* Well, now that that's over with, on to the disclaimer! Disclaimer: I don't own it. Any of it. I wish I did, but I don't. Please don't sue me. A/N: You won't get the title till lots later in the story, lots later.
She looked back at her pursuer, witch was a teenage boy in what looked suspiciously like a priests' outfit, but it turned out to be a fatal mistake. She tripped and almost fell face forward, except she fell into someone. "Who are you?" he asked. She looked at him and he was dressed in spandex shorts and a green top, he would have been almost pleasant looking, except for the cold, assassin eyes that looked at her without mercy. "Let go of me!" she shrieked, and it worked. 'It must have been the high pitch of my voice,' she thought. But without any delay, she started running again. 'Who are these people!' she thought rapidly, 'And why are they casing me.' She took her chances again and peered quickly behind her, they appeared to be talking, when the guy in the green shirt pointed to one direction, and directed the boy in priests' clothing that way. 'They're obviously trying to cut me off, but why? I don't even know who they are!' she was trying to figure out why they were trying to catch her, when she felt someone grab her arm.
"Hey," the boy said, "why are you running?" This boy looked much nicer than the other two she had met, but she wasn't about to take chances.
"Let go of me!" she growled, but besides being a little shocked, he just grabbed her arm a little tighter. 'Damn, he sure is a lot stronger than he looks!'
"Do you work for OZ?" he asked less friendly this time. She just stared at him, trying to figure out what he meant, when one of the two boys that were chasing her appeared.
"Quatre!" he yelled, and he must have startled the boy, because his grip slackened a bit. Not wanting the chance to pass her by, she wrenched with all her strength to get free, and it worked.
"Damn!" the priest boy yelled. "And we almost had her too!"
With that, she took off at top speed down the never-ending hallway. 'Why are these people chasing me!?' she thought, exasperated at how many boys there were in this whole place. 'Next thing you know I'll run into a Chinese person,' which is exactly what happened. When she turned the corner, she ran right into a Chinese boy with another boy, who looked to be Russian, behind him. The force of running into him pushed both her and him backwards, in her case, into a wall, and in his, the boy that was with him.
"Who are you?" the Russian boy asked, showing no emotion whatsoever.
"Who cares who she is!" the Chinese boy yelled, but right after that, a beeper at the Russian boys' waist went off.
"Wufei, you watch her, I'll see what Heero and Duo want," the Russian said. "And don't hurt her." As the boy called Wufei approached her, she felt no desire to run because two twin katana's were strapped to his back.
"I don't know who you are, but I really don't care, just tell me why you're here," he said, with an obvious dislike for women. She just stared at him with an odd expression on her face, thinking, 'Where have I seen these people before, and why do their names sound so damn familiar!'
"Wufei!" yelled someone, coming up behind the boy. He didn't change his watching her, but he didn't seem surprised either.
"What do you want Quatre?" he said in that same cold tone.
"I was going to tell you to be on the lookout for a teenage girl, but I see that you've already taken care of that," Quatre said. She was slumped into a ball, expecting incoming pain, but when there was none, she peeked out from under her arms. 'Oh, it's just that Arabian boy,' but then she remembered what she had done and hid under the comfort of her arms, when she felt a hand on her shoulder.
"Who are you?" he asked, kindness shining in his eyes. For some reason, she felt like telling him, but then she saw the boy Wufei, behind him, and hid her eyes once again. He didn't have time to repeat the question because the Russian boy was talking to him.
"Quatre, we've gotta bring her to Duo and Heero," he said in that never changing voice.
"'Kay Trowa," he answered, before turning his attention to the girl in front of him. "Get up, we're going to take you someplace else," he said to her, his kindness never changing. Feeling bad about how she had treated him before, and how nice he was being, she got up with only a moments hesitation when she looked at Wufei, but then the kind Arab help her up.
"Uh, thanks," she said, not knowing what else to say.
"It's alright," he said, lifting up her face and leading her in the direction of the other two boys, but keeping a firm grip on her hand.
When they arrived at their destination, it was a sort of hang out room for people to relax in. The two boys she had 'run' into earlier were already there, one looking very pissed while the one in priests' clothing was talking his ears off. When the door closed, the room became very silent, with everyone looking at her. She became really uncomfortable and started fidgeting.
"I'm sure I speak for all of us when I say this, who are you?" said the boy in the green shirt, in his cold voice. When he said it, it was more of an order than anything else, and she was about to answer when the priest boy spoke up.
"Heero, don't say it like that, you might scare her," he said rather matter of fact like. 'So, his name is Heero, that must mean that the boy over there is Duo,' she thought to herself, when it hit her. She started saying names out loud, oblivious to the five boys' reactions.
"Hmm, Chang Wufei, Merian, Odin Lowe, Solo, Sister Helen, Father Maxwell, Duo Maxwell, Heero Yuy, Rashid, Quatre Raberba Winner, Maganacs, No Name, Trowa Barton, Relena Darlion, hmm, oh yeah, Deathscythe, Wing Zero , Sandrock, Heavyarms, and Shenlong or Nataku. Hmm, where have I heard that stuff before?" she said, not noticing how each of the names affected each of the boys differently.
'H-how could this girl know about Merian!? I haven't told any of my fellow pilots about her, and how did she know about Nataku, unless she's with OZ.'
'No one knows about Odin, he died! He was killed, no one knows about him, anyone who saw him died, except for me,' Heero thought.
'No, don't go there, you don't want to remember it. But if you'd been there, and not stealing that Leo, you might have been able to protect Sister Helen and Father Maxwell! Solo, haven't heard of him in years, if only I got the medicine faster! I could have saved him!' thought a heartbroken Duo.
'The Maganacs, lots of people know about them, but few know the name of Rashid. How is it that this girl came to such detailed information?'
'No Name, haven't heard that name in such a long time. I wonder how she knows it?' thought Trowa.
"W-who are you?" Duo said uncertainly.
"I remember now! Gundam Wing! No wonder you looked familiar!" and with that, she latched onto a very shocked Duo.
"Who are you." Asked Wufei, even colder than before, if that could be possible.
"Oh, I'm Rin Chaos Ecrycer, a loyal Wufei hater and Duo fan," Rin said, making everyone even more confused than ever. "I just need one thing for proof." And with the final word, reached behind Duo to reveal a long, three-foot braid.
"What does that prove?!" Duo asked, getting agitated.
"It proves everything, I mean, how many boys that hang out with people like that have a three-foot braid," she said.
"Well, I guess you can't argue with that, but who are you?" asked Quatre.
*sigh* "My name is Rin Chaos Ecrycer, I'm thirteen, a huge Duo fan, and a lover of anything anime. What I can't understand is how I got here? Oh well, this has always been a dream of mine," she said.
"That didn't tell us how you know about us," said an angry Heero.
"Wow, Heero doesn't sound like that unless Relena's around or he's really pissed. And since Relena isn't here, he must be that he's about ready to kill someone, mainly me," Rin stated. "I guess I better get this going, before Heero kills me, but this may sound a little weird, or a lot. Well, as I said I'm thirteen and a very big fan of anime. This may not sound very important now, but it will make sense in a little bit. Some of my favorite animes are Trigun, Cowboy Bebop, Dragon Knights, Rurouni Kenshin, Inu-Yasha, Gundam Wing, and a lot of others. If you notice something, the last I said was Gundam Wing, and that's an anime about five Gundam pilots, a crazy stalker-bitch, and how they're trying to save the colonies and Earth from Operation Meteor. This show is about you five, and my favorite character is Duo, and least favorite is Wufei. Although I do feel sorry for Wufei and his past," Rin stops here, looking at Wufei and giving him an apologetic look before continuing.
"How do you know about my past?!" Wufei practically yelled at her.
"Well, there's these things called manga's where I come from, and it's sort of like a comic, and it tells about all your pasts. Quatre, you were one stuck up brat before you were kidnapped by Rashid." Quatre started to blush, for he knew exactly what she was talking about. "I know about Odin Lowe, Merian, the Sister and Father, and No Name," while Rin was saying this, she didn't look at each of the pilots, so as not to give out any information on any of the pilots. "Well, that's about it."
"If we're a T.V. show, how are you here?" Trowa asked.
"That is an excellent question that I would like to know myself," said Rin. "Hey Heero, can I borrow you're laptop?"
"Why?" Heero asked, slanting his eyes.
"So I can see if I can still get into some things that are from where I'm from," said Rin. Just then, a woman with a very odd hair style came in with a few folders and a laptop.
"Pilots, has there been someone in the base called Rin?" she asked uncertainly.
"Right there, Sally," said Heero.
"Oh, thanks. Are these yours, and if they are, how do you know so much about us and you have one big imagination," she said, confusing the pilots and making the girl blush.
"You read When We First Met, didn't you," Rin said.
"Yes, I did," replied Sally. "So these must be yours then."
"Yes," she said, reaching out to take them, but before she could reach them, a very angry Heero grabbed them.
"What is this?" he growled.
"Don't worry, I looked through it all, and nothing is of very much importance, some of it actually looks like school work," said Sally.
"Can I see it? Please, Heero?" Duo begged.
'He looks even cuter than I imagined him when he begs,' thought Rin.
"Fine," said Heero.
"Wait! Let me have this one notebook," said Rin, picking out a beat up old notebook.
"Why?" said Heero, narrowing his eyes.
"Don't worry, Sally already read it," Rin replied, getting red in the face again.
"Let me see it," Heero demanded, getting the, 'I'm going to kill you now if you don't give it to me,' look in his eyes.
"Alright, but only Duo can read it, and will you please give me my laptop?" Rin said and asked at the same time.
"Fine, but if you try contacting OZ headquarters, I won't fail to kill you," Heero said, causing Rin to gulp. Rin then handed the notebook to Duo, who immediately started reading, while Heero handed her the laptop. The other pilots then went through her other folders, some containing small phrases in Japanese, or small doujinshi.
"What is this stuff?" said Quatre, coming upon a small doujinshi where the pilots were cats.
"It's something I got from the internet, and it was too cute to not print out," replied Rin, while waiting for the laptop to start, and when it did, she logged in under her username and proceeded to get on the internet.
"Most of this folder either seems to be for history or French," said Trowa, finished looking through the rest of the folder.
"This one seems to be a sort of planner," said Wufei, also finishing looking through the planner.
"Well, this stuff seems to be harmless, but what about the computer," said Heero.
"Rin, what is this?" asked Duo nervously, as he finished reading the story in the notebook.
Rin, who went beet red in the face when she heard this, said, "Oh, that's just a story where I put myself in the show," she said nervously.
"Then why does it have no mention of Rin, but instead a Xi?" Duo asked slyly.
"Well, you see, in most stories like that, the author gives themselves an alias to use instead of their own name," said Rin. As soon as she got finished speaking, music came out of the laptop, because the website had just finished loading.
"What is that music?" said Quatre. "It sounds familiar somehow."
"It would sound familiar, it's one of the main theme songs on the show," said Rin, changing it so that a different song was playing.
"Show me," said Heero. "Show me this website."
"A-alright," stuttered Rin, surprised by his sudden appearance beside her. "But I have to warn you, some people portray themselves as being related to you." As she showed them all of the website called The Dorm Room, she got mixed expressions from each of the pilots, Sally, though, had gone off somewhere.
"I have a sister?" said Heero.
"I am not a braided baka!" shouted Duo.
"I don't rant 24 hours a day non-stop about the injustice of women being on this planet!" shouted an equally pissed Wufei.
"That is the most wrong thing in the world," Trowa stated, after finishing the bio's.
"Huh," said Rin, surprised at their reaction when they read it because it portrayed them together. "You mean it's true! I knew it, I just knew that you two weren't together!"
"This is titled 'lemon', what's a 'lemon?'" asked Heero.
"Yeah ,what's a 'lemon'?" asked Duo. As an answer, Rin got back on the computer and went to a website called Fanfiction.net and went to the Gundam Wing fanfiction for 'older' people. As the boys read it, a look of disgust spread across their faces simultaneously.
"You read this stuff?" asked Trowa.
"Some of it is really good, like Willing Slave," she answered, going red in the face.
"That's sick," said Wufei.
"I want to read something about me," said Duo, so Rin went to the top and changed the settings to content: humor rating: all. Duo then began to read some of the best humor fanfics in the world.
"Well, I still don't know if you're telling the truth," said Heero.
"Fine, I'll prove something to you, move over Duo," said Rin.
"But I'm reading that! And it's funny!" pouted Duo.
"Sorry, but I need to show Heero something," and with that, Rin minimized the website and brought up another called 'The Duo Dance.'
"Oooh, what's the Duo dance?" asked Duo.
"Maybe it's when you act stupid," said an annoyed Wufei. "Hurry up onna." Rin then turned to him to give him a glare as cold as Heero's.
"Did you just call me 'onna'?" she asked a bit too politely. "That's it," and she minimized the website to pull up a written document called School.
"What's School?" asked Duo.
"It's something that I'm writing, and thanks to that last comment, Wufei is now a girl throughout the entire thing," said Rin with an evil glint in her eye.
"Injustice! I'm not a weakling girl, onna!" shouted Wufei.
"Yeah, but what are you gonna do about it?" asked Rin. "After all, it is my imagination. Now, back to the top 50."
"The top 50 what?" asked Quatre.
"The top 50 best Gundam Wing websites of course!"
"Websites are made for us?" asked Heero.
"Yes, if you remember correctly, I said that this is a popular anime, so of course there're shrines, websites, fanfics, you name it they have it," said Rin.
"And what if I still don't believe you?" asked Heero.
"Then I guess you'd lock me in a prisoners room with all the necessities a person needs and try to get me to say that I'm from OZ, which I'm not," Rin said, which is exactly what Heero did.
"Hey, you can't do this to me, I'm from America!" Rin screamed from inside her small bedroom-prison.
"We're in space, and what does being from America have anything to do with it?" said Heero, who was on the outside of the door.
"Can I at least have my laptop?" she asked hopefully.
"No such luck, you might be working for OZ, and I can't let you contact them," said Heero.
"Then can I have my notebooks?" she asked. Heero thought about this for a while before saying yes. "Thank you."
"I can't believe that you're actually locking her up," said Quatre.
"She seems nice enough to me," said Duo.
"OZ is probably just trying to trick us into thinking that she's nice and a little senile, so we'll let her stay and give them information," said Heero. Just then, they heard singing.
"Jus one beat cominucation! Ameni utananagera, aroisiani asoi ie o nori, hm-hm-hm-hmhm-hmm-hm-hm-hm-hm tonight!" it sang.
"That is pretty catchy," said Duo. "It wouldn't be catchy if you knew what she was saying," said Heero, going a little pale at the lyrics.
"Why, what are they saying?" asked Wufei.
"Let's see, a good way to describe them would be to say lemon," Heero said, using the term that Rin had so politely shown them.
"Urgh, how can she sing something like that!" Duo said.
"Who knows, but I'm going to see what's on this laptop of hers," said Heero, just noticing that the background was a huge picture of Duo.
"I wish I had something to do, I wish I had something to do," said Rin, when she decided t randomly burst out in song. "Hitoriri oiu ou shido, yono shana kana, hana ho sho to do, une ya hana arei ot to torio-," sang Rin.
"Wonder what she's singing this time," said Duo, when on came a better sung version of the song. "What the-?" started Duo, when he heard a yelp of delight come from the room where Rin was staying.
"Yay! That's so cool! I found all my DVD's in the closet along with a T.V.! Yay!" shouted Rin, catching the attention of all the pilots, who were just lounging around. They immediately went to her room, where she was laying on the bed watching a T.V.
"Where'd you get that T.V.!?" shouted Wufei, who was trying to be heard over the sound of the T.V.
"Shhhh! It's at the best part!" said Rin, and threw a pillow at Wufei. The DVD was a different one, and was playing the song that the pilots called 'Just Communication' while she sang along.
"What the-," started Duo, because he saw the picture on the T.V., which looked suspiciously like himself and the other pilots. "What the hell is this!?"
"It's what I've been telling you all this time! Now be quiet, I want to see Heero almost kill himself!" she said while skipping the DVD forward to the spot that she wanted. On the T.V. they saw Heero self-destruct his Gundam with him on the platform outside of it, to all looks killing himself.
"Wow, I remember that," said Quatre.
"I said be quiet! I like making fun of the ending song!" yelled Rin, and she did precisely that. She had either memorized the song or knew Japanese, but whatever the song said and what Rin said to make fun of it made the boys laugh. "Nuh-uh, he runs away from you and hates you. He doesn't love you and it's a good thing that you get on his nerves because you're crazy and you stalk him way too much! And you're ugly miss 'I think I'm so cool because I'm rich." By the end of the song Heero was actually smiling and Trowa was almost looking amused with a glimmer in his eye. "Wow, I must have been pretty funny to make Heero laugh like that," said Rin.
"Is that the anime of us?" asked Duo.
"Yup, and I found a whole bunch of others where I found this one," answered Rin, before being interrupted by Sally.
"Um, excuse me, but Rin, I found these comic-like things and I thought they might be yours," said Sally.
"They might be mine, let me see them," asked Rin. "Oh my gosh! It's my manga's and Dragon Knight collection!" she yelled, stroking the manga's with a motherly love.
"Well, that's all," said Sally, as she left.
"Why does she appear out of nowhere and then disappear just as suddenly?" asked Rin.
"Who knows, but now we know that you're not making this stuff up," said Duo.
"Well of course I'm not making it up! I don't have the type of imagination to think up such a detailed story like that, I only have enough imagination to think up side-stories like When We First Met," said Rin. "But there are people out there who have some of the greatest minds in all anime and manga."
"Hey, what's this?" asked Wufei, as he spotted a manga called Gundam Wing: Episode Zero.
"It's nothing!" yelled Rin as she snatched the manga from his hands. "You can't look at this, none of you can! It reveals too much about your pasts that only anime fans should know!"
"Oh, does it tell about her?" asked Wufei.
"Yes, it does. It also tells about all of your pasts, and Heero, may I please have my laptop now? I'm in desperate need of something funny."
"You can only use it in the main room that we showed you when we captured you," was his answer as he went outside.
"I guess that means that I can go out of this room," she said as she walked outside and turned a corner. When she was a little ways away, she realized something and turned back around to where her room was.
"Back so soon?" asked Duo as he went through some of the DVD's. Playing on the T.V. was Trigun.
"I like this guy," said Quatre.
"So, why are you back so soon?" repeated Duo.
"I, um, forgot where that room was," she told him sheepishly. Everyone in the room then did a facefault. (you know, that anime style fall)
"Hey, can you show me some other websites?" asked Duo once he had shown Rin where the room was.
"Oh, that's easy," she told him. "What type do you want?"
"There are different types?" he asked in surprise.
"Of course there are," she told him. "So, do you want a website of total randomness, kill Relena, Duo shrine, Heero shrine, Wufei shrine, Trowa shrine, Quatre shrine, or something else?"
"I think I'll have the kill Relena," Duo told her. Rin got a scary grin on her face as she went to the Dorm Room links. She then clicked on the banner that said 'Come to our website! Because Duo's in a towel there :p'
"Do you want to know about this website or do you want to go ahead and kill Relena?" she asked him.
"I want to kill Relena," Duo told her.
"Exactly what I want to do," Rin told him. She then went to Heero is not Toast [and other gundam wing facts]. Once they were done torturing and killing Relena, Duo was laughing his head off while Rin was grinning evilly.
"That's not even the best one, there's one where you can even have Heero push her off a cliff," Rin told him, which made Duo laugh even harder. 'Awww, he looks so cute when he's laughing his head off,' she thought.
"Too funny... can't stop.... laughing!" he said in between breaths. Once he was done, he told Rin that he had to go do something pertaining to the war, leaving her alone.
"Let's see, wonder what fanfic shall I read today?" she asked herself as she skimmed through the titles for Gundam Wing fanfiction. "Hmm, I haven't read that one, yet it's colored, so I must have read it sometime. Oh well, nothing ever bad came about from rereading something." Little did she know how wrong she was. 'This is one weird story,' she thought to herself, not noticing how the laptop was glowing since it was a silvery color. 'Okay, maybe this story is just a bit too weird.' At that moment, though, Duo and Heero walked in right at that time, and Heero, being the perfect soldier, noticed immediately how the laptop was even more silvery than usual and how Rin seemed oblivious of what was happening.
"Rin-," he started to say, but at that precise moment, the light burst forth from the laptop, enveloping Rin and the two pilots.
"WTF-" Rin started to say, using one of her favorite phrases from fanfiction. When the light enveloped her and the pilots, the stuff that had suddenly appeared in her room and other places started to glow along with the pilots, who were very surprised at starting to glow. Then, very slowly, all of the things that had started to glow started to disappear.
"What the hell is going on!?" shrieked Rin, who was just as surprised as the pilots at starting to glow. In a sudden flash, though, all of the pilots and all of Rin's things disappeared.
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Rin: Well? Was it full of random insanity? Don't worry, it gets even more random, and I have it mostly done, so when I get lets say, two reviews, I'll post the next chappie. NOW RR!!!!