CHAPTER 1: MEETINGS
DIPPER Pines was on the bus, on his laptop. He's 17 now, and his sister, Mabel is also 17, Waddles is also there, just sleeping. Dipper is looking up different universes to see which one Bill Cipher might be in.
_ STEVEN was 26 and taking a vacation with his wife, and the gems and his dad to Gravity Falls, Oregon. They were driving around in the van, they saw the mystery shack, and an old man, it was Grunkle Stan. "Hi! I'm Stan Pines! Come to the Mystery Shack!" He says as they come out, but it doesn't say 'Mystery Shack' it says 'Mystery Hack'. "Um, it doesn't say Mystery Shack, it says Hack!" Steven says, looking at it puzzlingly.
"Typo!" Grunkle Stan says, clearly lying. The bus holding the Pines' arrived, they stepped off and walked over, they nodded at Steven and them, Dipper noticed the girl with the gem on her back, that was Lapis Lazuli, and one with a gem on her forehead, the one Lapis was hugging, that was Peridot, he just shrugged it off since that Gravity Falls was a place of weird. He went to the room and set his stuff down, he took out a notebook where he was writing weird stuff that was going on.
"Sure, let's go with that! Do you have a vending machine? I'm thirsty and hungry!" Steven says, Grunkle Stan nods and points inside. Steven, Connie, Lapis and Peridot went inside, they saw Waddles roaming around. "Ew..." Steven mutters at the sight of one of the 'attractions', titled 'The Sascrotch'. Connie chuckles, as well as Lapis at the sight.
"WELL, it could be worse, we could be somewhere completely different!" Dipper tells Mabel as he looks at Gompers, the goat eating Mabel's bra. "Hey! This is new, Gompers! Damn!" Mabel exclaims. Mabel snatches the bra from the goats mouth, the bra has spit and teeth marks in it, Mabel throws it out the window, it lands on the van, Pearl screams. "Holy crap!" Pearl exclaims, Mabel and Dipper laugh hysterically.
STEVEN accidently put in the code to open the secret door inside the vending machine. It opens. "What the hell?" Mutters Steven. Steven sees a lantern and steps inside, the door closes and latches. "Hey! Hey! Someone help! God damn it!" He screamed, banging on the door.