Five things you Never say to a girl. Especially when she's a mutant.
Authors note: Warning, don't actually use these, if anyone was considering
a girl asks you if she looks fat, say no.
Amara walked into the living room holding a dress in front of her. She stood in front of Bobby who was watching TV.
"Hey um Bobby, do you think this dress makes me look fat?" Amara asked
Bobby looked Amara up and down.
"Kind of." Bobby replied
Amara flared up, dropped the dress and the next thing Bobby knew he was in the med bay, being treated for second degree burns.
2. If a girl asks you if you think that she's pretty, don't say no, you think that some other girl looks better than her.
Kitty looked at Lance as they were making their way back to the Brotherhood Of Bayville Boarding House.
"Do you think I'm pretty, Lance?" Kitty asked
Lance was about to reply, when a blond girl with a lot of shape strolled by. Lance looked like he was in a trance. Kitty looked furious, she phased Lance half-way through the pavement and walked off, with nose in the air, towards the Xavier Institute For Gifted Youngsters.
3. Never tell a girl that she looks like a shapeless lump.
Rhane by Evan on her way to shower, Evan stared at her with amusement.
"Rhane I thought girls were supposed to have shape, not be rectangles." Evan laughed
Rhane whipped her head around.
"I never knew you knew your shapes." Rhane retorted.
Rhane converted to her Lupine form and chased Evan through the mansion, her teeth baring and deadly. Rhane finally pinned him down and snarled at him, her teeth inches from his face.
4. Never tell a girl that she's a goth.
Kurt waltzed into Rogue's room to invite her to the movies with him and a few other students. When she declined his offer, he asked her why she had to be such a goth. Rogue rose off her bed and started to remove her gloves. Before Kurt even had the slightest bit of a chance rogue was beside him and placed a cold hand on his fuzzy cheek. Kurt crumbled to the ground and Rogue went back to her reading.
"Don't call me a goth." Rogue said menacingly
5. Never, ever, ever dump a girl, let her dump you first.
Pietro stared at Tabitha. Tabitha staring back, she leaned in to kiss him, but he put a finger to her lips.
"Listen Tabby, it's just not working out."
"You're dumping me?" Tabitha asked becoming enraged
"Do you see anyone else named Tabitha in this room?" Pietro asked
Tabitha turned and left the room, five minutes later explosions could be heard and seen coming from the Brotherhood Boarding house. Tabitha skipped merrily down the front steps humming to herself.
"I never liked him anyways." Tabitha commented while skipping away.
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