How long have you laughed... THE POISONED TIPS OF YOUR FINGERS?! Well I'm about to tell you... there is a story yet untold...
IT WAS THE YEAR BEFORE THE DARKNESS CONSUMED ALL!
Oh yes. Nobody has ever been told this one. NotevenmebecauseIwasn'tevenborn.
hisses loudly*
ANYWAY!
The time of need drew near... FOR ALL WHO OPPOSED THIS GREAT DARKNESS... became it...
No one ever saw the sense in fighting something so truely terrifying it would make... a little tarty drop of something... something... um that... that would run down your leg...
squints eyes and opens mouth wide in agony*
I for one... WOULD NOT HAVE SUCH A THING HAPPEN!
breaks character and starts laughing*
very quickly jumps back to his serious tone with a stare into the camera that says he is dead serious*
THIS IS NO LAUGHING MATTER!
Screen cuts to black and the white text fades in*
TEASER - Only Darkness
Coming 10/21/2017