A/n: So... this is pretty much the anime Soul eater but with Creepypasta... this'll be fun writing for me. And pretty needless to say but I don't own... any of these characters actually... makes my job easier.

The sky, dark as it could be over the small town, atop the church roof were three figures, all of them teenagers:

The first, a boy in a white hoodie, his white skin matching it, this psychopath was Jeff, Jeff the killer,

the second another teenage boy wearing The Legend of Zelda cosplay, this was Ben Drowned and... you'll see more about him in the next few minutes

and finally a girl, her face was as pale as Jeff's, she was staring at him with utter bloodlust, this was Jane the killer.

All of them were waiting for a certain individual to enter the church "Ben, do you see him yet?" asked Jeff laying down bored

"for eighth time, no you fucking Albino" replied Ben angry and looking down binoculars

"shut up you fucking fairy"

"really Jeff? a gay joke?"

"no... you're cosplaying a fucking fairy"

"hey!... fuck you"

"shut it you-"

"fuck sake Jeff, shut the fuck up!" shouted Jane

"aww, somebody pissed off?" he mocked drawing his knife

"don't make me kick your ass again Jeff" she replied doing the same

"hey! in my defence, it was dark and I was looking for my keys!"

"uh guys, I hate being the third wheel on this date but our guy is here" said Ben pointing to a Vicar walking into a church

"alright" said Jeff and Jane sheathing their knives "... it's not a date" mumbled Jane.

Inside the church it was the Vicar by himself, and three psychopaths above, as the Vicar started praying Jeff dropped down to the far end

"is somebody there?" he asked "hey there" waved Jeff pulling his knife

"what do you think you're doing?" asked the Vicar "being the distraction" he smiled Although, you know... it's Jeff the killer, permanent smile and all

Ben Drowned appeared behind the Vicar and kicked him halfway across the room and summoned a ball of fire in his hands before saying

"Father Cedric, you have been accused of crimes of first degree murder, what say you in your defence?" "say guilty!" shouted Jeff

"I- I don't kn-" "cut the crap" interrupted Jane "we know you did it" the Vicar started running out of the church "I love it when they run" said Jeff.

The vicar was attacked by a dog, ripping a huge chunk of flesh out of his leg, the three rushed over

"who's a good demonic dog? you are, yes you are" said Jane stroking and petting Smile dog in a high pitch voice

"just who the fuck are you?!" howled the Vicar in pain before Jeff stood over him with a psychotic smile

"we are the ones who go bump in the night,

we are the ones who keep the peace in the world believe it or not" he said drenching him in gasoline

"we are the Creepypasta corps. we take our assignments dead seriously and from the top, time to finish this" he said lighting a match and throwing it at him,

next he pulled out a cigarette and hovered it above the burning body and turned to Ben "arcade?"

"... arcade"

A/n: In later chapters there will be more content but... I'm very tired right now.