Hey there all. Well, I was surfing my brothers manga, and found Naruto. Well, decided to give it a try, and loved it. I have only read little, but before starting the next chapter, I thought 'hmm, wonder what kind of yaoi is already posted for this?' and was completely in shock to find nobody had used ANY of the hidden meanings! ZOMG why does nobody bit me see these things? Well, I have decided to pull the theoretical wool from your eyes and hope you are not still blind or retarded. :D
Last note, kay, everyone has those 'inner-self' things. Why not Naruto? Well now he does
After finally passing and reciving his for-head protecter, Naruto was pumped for his first day as a real ninja. He was one of the first to arrive at the meeting to decide groups, and took no notice of everyone sitting around him, until sakura showed up.
Quietly talking to himself, Naruto sounded hopeful "sakura-chan! Does she want to sit with me?" while inner Naruto had a bit of conflict at this aspect 'eww, why is her hair pink? And she is so violent. She is almost like a man…'
"naruto! move your ass! I want to sit on the other side of you!" sakura yelled with a nasty demonic look in her eyes, intent to kill.
'what?' naruto looked to his other side to find the school heart throb, sasuke. 'OMG he is so silent and awesome! I envy him for being so cool, but I hate him because I can never have him D:'
He then heard sakura's evil plan, whispered under her breath. "hehehe, today I plan to steal sasuke's first kiss, I know I will!" her eyes said her exact plans as if in mirrors.
Inner natuto was going insane! 'noooooo, I cant let her steal his first kiss! That hould be mine! I need a plan to beat her too it!' Naruto hopped up on the table and stared intently into sasuke's eyes, giving what looked like an evil death glare, as if studying a horrid enemy. 'that's it, a bit closer…' suddenly Naruto "lost his footing" and slipped, landing a kiss on sasuke.
The whole room was in shock, and some others had a mix of rage in there cough/sakura/cough…
Both boys pulled back, looking disgusted with the accident. "naruto you moron! I'm gogin to kill you!"
"yuck, my mouth is rotting!" 'hmm, is just me, or does he sound not-so-convincing about being upset? Dare I even hope?' inner naruto was now content for the day, with a slight nagging at the back of his mind. He was forgetting something…
"Naruto. You are so ANNOYING!" naruto internally flinched, 'why does her voice have to sound like nails on a chalkboard?
A now thouroughly beaten up naruto sat, waiting to be assigned to a group…
To be continued? I ask you. Love the sibley.