Disclaimer: I don't own the Twilight series. That right belongs to Stephenie Meyers. I don't own any movie rights. I don't own McDonalds nor would I ever want to. I don't own James Bond. I don't own Barbie. I don't own Fantastic Four. Let's just say that I own a lot of things but no rights belong to me.
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This is a drabble piece. I just thought of how many times I use to go to some fast food place just to get the little toys from movies that had come out. Deal with it.
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Happy Meal Toys
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A monstrous Jeep pulled into the McDonald's parking lot, taking up two spaces. Edward, Bella, Jasper, Alice, Rosalie, and Emmett hopped out of the car and walked into the food establishment after sitting through the Twilight movie. After many complaints and popcorn throwing, the movie finally ended and the gang decided they were hungry.
"Oh look! If you buy a Happy Meal, you get a Twilight toy," Alice sang joyfully while pointing to the menu. "That is classic. No need to pass this opportunity up."
"Fine," Edward drawled as he rolled his eyes. He walked up toward the cashier and began to order. "Six Happy Meal's please."
The girl swooned and stood in awe for a moment. The slightest bit of drool ran down the corner of her mouth. "Would that be all?"
"Yes," Edward said, annoyed by the attention everyone was giving them. They walked away from the counter and sat down in a cluster of secluded tables.
Bella smacked Edward's arm playfully. "I told you not to do that again."
"What?"
"Dazzle people!"
"I can't help it," Edward groaned.
Jasper and Emmett snickered and began to shoot the paper of the straws at one another. Alice and Rosalie sighed at the childish behavior and waited for their orders to be finished. Once the number was called, two workers specifically walked out towards the beautiful group of people and hand delivered their meals.
"Who knew," Jasper said with a shrug while opening his red box. He ignored the food and pulled out an action figure. "What in the hell?" He pulled an Edward action figure out of the plastic and frowned. The toy looked like James Bond.
"Oh, I got a Barbie," Alice said. "Must be Rosalie."
Rosalie rolled her eyes and stared at her Jasper action figure. "Hey Jas, they gave you fangs."
"What?" Jasper roared, grabbing the action figure from Rosalie's hands. "Insulting!"
"They made me look fat," Emmett whined while holding up the bulky action figure of himself. "I look like the Thing from Fantastic Four!"
Bella blinked as she stared at her action figure. "Alice," she said quietly as she held up the toy. It was a toothpick looking doll which looked like the girl from The Ring. "Er."
Alice hissed and glared at the stick character. "What a rip-off."
"I'll say!" Jacob Black growled, appearing with Embry and Quil. "They made us look like little plastic wolves!"
Furious at the mockery, everyone got up and stomped outside to go home while complaining of how far off the toys were and the cheap look of them. As everyone got into the car, Edward secretly pocketed his Bella action figure. He smiled and waved his hand at his family's questions and told them it was just another Jasper action figure.
The Bella action figure was perfect; she was human and didn't complain about wanting to become a vampire. Life was good.