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The Blazblue Talk Show

*In a studio, before the cameras start*

Xdante1: "Come on people! I want this show on air in 5! TAO, STOP EATING ALL THE FOOD!"

Tao: "Aw, just one more meat bun X-guy. Please, meow."

Xdante1: "Argh, fine. But only one!" *annoyed voice*

Tao: "YAY! Thanks X-guy!"

*And she ate it in a moment. WOW!*

Xdante1 (thought): "That was quick."

Jin: "Are we gonna start already? I'm getting really bored."

Tsubaki: "Then why aren't you talking to your brother?"

Jin: "Because he's arguing with that schizophrenic kid."

Tsubaki: "You mean Luna?"

Jin: "Who else?"

Xdante1: "RAGNA AND LUNA, STOP ARGUING! EVERYONE TAKE THEIR SEATS, WE'LL BE ON IN 1 MINUTE!"

Tager: "You don't need to shout."

Xdante1: "Sorry, I got a bit used to it."

*Intro music, lights flashing.*

*After that's over…*

Xdante1: "Greetings everybody, and welcome to the brand new show: The Blazblue Talk Show!"

Makoto: *whistles, applauds* "Yeah! Yaaaayyy!"

Xdante1: *sweat drop* "Uh… Thanks. I guess. Anyway, this show is hosted by me, Xdante1. We will discuss different topics in each episode with the cast of Blazblue. Topics will be picked by me, but based on what the readers want to hear about. All you have to do is send me an e-mail with the name of the topic and we will be having a talk about it on the next episode. If nobody sends anything, then I will choose the topic."

Terumi: "Sounds easy enough. Even a complete idiot could it. Like Rags." *maniacal laughter*

Ragna: "One day, I'm gonna kick your ass into another galaxy!"

Xdante1: "Not now guys." *cool way*

Ragna&Terumi: "He started it!" *pointing at each other*

Xdante1: "And you both will stop it!" *death glare*

Ragna&Terumi: "Yes sir."

Xdante1: "If you're wondering how I did that, let's just say I have some skills in persuading people to do things." *mischievous and evil smile*

Rachel: "Even I am frightened now."

Xdante1: "By the way, there can't be any provocative, political or +18 topics. I want to keep this somewhat civilised. I have also altered many characters personality a little (or even very), and some of them are already in a relationship."

Tao: "You use a lot of big words X-guy, meow." *confused voice*

Xdante1: "You'll understand in time. Okay, I think that's all on the show itself. Now, let me introduce our guests." *crowd applause* "Our first guest: Ragna the Bloodedge! Tell us a few words about yourself."

Ragna: "Hi. Well, I have Noel as my girlfriend, I like to cook, I can get along with my brother a bit better now and I REALLY hate Terumi."

Xdante1: "That was good. Next is Noel Vermillion."

Noel: "Hello. As Ragna said I'm his girlfriend. I like to hang out with my friends, I like to cook as well and I like pandas. Oh, I hate Terumi just like Ragna."

Xdante1: "Good. We also have Jin Kisaragi with us."

Jin: "Hi. I'm Ragna's brother, my girlfriends name is Tsubaki, I like motorcycles too and that's it. Oh, I hate Terumi as well."

Xdante1: "So far so good. It's your turn now, Tsubaki."

Tsubaki: "Greetings. My full name is Tsubaki Yayoi. As Jin stated before, I am his girlfriend. I also like to read, spend some time with my friends and do some 'stuff' with Jin at nights." *blushing at this last part along with Jin* "I hate Terumi too."

Xdante1: "Alright. Rachel's next."

Rachel: "Greetings simple humans. I am Rachel Alucard, current head of the Alucard family. I enjoy having nice tea, punishing my two subordinates when they are not behaving themselves and seeing as how certain events turn out as an observer. I despise being bored but I despise Terumi even greater."

Xdante1: "Thank you for that… well detailed introduction. Let's move on to Litchi."

Litchi: "Hello. My full name is Litchi Faye-Ling and I am a doctor with my own clinic in Orient Town. I also like to play Mahjong and have drinks with my friends. I have a small panda too, his name is Lao Jiu." *shows Lao Jiu to the cameras"

Xdante1: "Wow. You're the only who didn't say 'I hate Terumi' so far. OK. Bang's next."

Bang: "I AM BANG SHISHIGAMI, A NINJA FROM IKARUGA, THE DEFENDER OF LOVE AND JUSTICE!"

Xdante1: "STOP YELLING ALREADY!"

Everyone else: "YEAH!"

Bang: "Pardon me; I tend to be a bit too passionate sometimes. Well, I really like to help those who are in need of it and I also enjoy spending time with my students while training. I really hated Jin Kisaragi a while back but I have realised that my true enemy is someone else from the NOL and I hate Terumi too."

Xdante1: *while having a hand over the right ear* "Thanks, but my ear still hurts a bit. Let's move on to Carl."

Carl: "Thank you. My name is Carl Clover and this person behind me is my sister, Ada. Just like Master Bang, I also like to help and hang out with my friends. I also have a girlfriend, her name is Miss Makoto. Care to add something Ada?"

Ada: "…"

Ragna: "You do realise we can't hear a damn word, right?"

Carl: "Sorry, I forgot. She said it's nice to be here."

Xdante1: "Good to have you both here as well. Makoto, you're up."

Makoto: "Hey people! I'm Makoto Nanaya and I'm little Carl's girlfriend. I like to spend my time with my friends -especially with my boyfriend- and to climb trees, oh and I really like to eat."

Xdante1: "Great. You're up next Tager."

Tager: "Greetings. I am Iron Tager, also known as the Red Devil of Sector Seven. I'm a Cyborg created by Kokonoe and have great respect towards her. I do enjoy peace and quiet when I get the chance to experience it."

Xdante1: "Not bad. Now, it's Luna's turn."

Luna: "Yes! I am Luna, also known as Platinum the Trinity and Luna has three souls inside her. One of them is Sena and he is very annoying but not as annoying as the third soul since she only comes out once in a while. Her name is Trinity. Out of the three of us, Luna and Trinity are girls while Sena is a boy."

Xdante1: "Yeah, not confusing at all." *sarcastic voice* "OK, go ahead Tao."

Tao: "Meow. Tao is Taokaka from the Kaka village. Tao likes to eat, sleep and play, mew. Tao likes good guy and the others too."

Xdante1: "Even Terumi?"

Tao: "Hmmm. No, Tao doesn't like him, meow."

Xdante1: "Why?"

Tao: "Mew, 'cause good guy and the others don't like him either."

Xdante1: "Fine by me. Nu. Tell us about yourself."

Nu: "OK. Hi, I am Nu-13. I was created in a place called The Cauldron. At first the only thing I could think about was Ragna but now Nu is happy to be with others too, including Nu's 2 sisters, Noel and Lambda."

Xdante1: "That's nice. Well, the last part at least. Lambda is next."

Lambda: "Greetings. My designation is Lambda-11. Like Nu, I was also created in The Cauldron, but then got destroyed and rebuilt by professor Kokonoe in Sector Seven. At first, I was completely emotionless and didn't care about anything but know I have friends and a family. I also have negative feelings about Terumi, as well."

Xdante1: "Alright. Our final member is Terumi."

Terumi: "Hey people! The name's Terumi and I really like to screw up other people's lives, especially Rags' and the shitty vampire's. I like boiled eggs, too."

Xdante1: "And we're done with the introduction part." *thought: Thank God!*

Bang: "So… What now?"

Xdante1: "Since this is our first episode, you guys can talk about anything you want. We still have 25 minutes left."

Lambda: "I have a question."

Xdante1: "Go ahead. Ask away."

Lambda: "What is that door over there?" *points to the third door on the right side off stage* "It is the only place where we are not allowed to go."

Xdante1: "Oh, that's just the torture room."

Tager: "WHAT!?"

Bang: "Good lord! Why do you have such a place?!"

Xdante1: "Mostly because of him." *pointing at Terumi*

Terumi: "I'm flattered. HAHAHAHAHA!"

Rachel: "What torture do you have there? I really want him to suffer."

Xdante1: "It will make your worst nightmares come true."

Ragna: "I like it already!" *grinning*

Xdante1: "Not if you'll go in there."

Ragna: "Understood."

Nu: "Nu has a question, too. What is Hakumen doing at the food bar?"

Xdante1: "He's acting as the security guard and the enforcer."

Litchi: "I understand security but what is this enforcer part?"

Xdante1: "I assume nobody would go in the torture room on their own, so he will drag the people in there. That's what his enforcer part is there for."

Carl: "I see, but why is he standing at the food bar?"

Xdante1: "Well, after what happened before the show I slightly changed his contract and added 'guarding the food bar'."

Luna: "What happened before the show at the food bar?"

Tsubaki: "I think you should ask Tao."

*Xdante1 nods*

Tao: "What are you talking about, meow?"

Jin: "You eat too much."

Tao: "That is SO not true Ice Guy!"

Xdante1: "You ate 10 hamburgers, 15 hot dogs, 2 bowls of salad (I didn't think she'd eat that), 8 cupcakes, 13 cookies, 4 steaks and 18 meat buns!"

Tao: "I know, X-guy. That's not much."

Makoto: "That's almost ¼ of all the food here. I think you were right to add that duty to Hakumen's contract."

Tao: "Mew, no fair!"

Rachel: "I believe we have 10 more minutes left."

Xdante1: "Yeah. Anymore questions anyone?"

Ada: "…"

Carl: "Ada's asking about how frequently you will need us to make the next show?"

Noel: "Good question. We have to arrange our dates that way."

Xdante1: "Depends on the reviews and mails I get for the next topic. Don't worry though about your dates. I will give you guys some money from the income of the show. In other words, you'll get paid for this."

Terumi: "SWEET! How much?"

Xdante1: "Couples get $200 each and the others $150."

Luna: "Why do couples get more?!"

Xdante1: "Because I like couples the best. Meaning Ragna, Noel, Jin, Tsubaki, Carl and Makoto."

Noel: "You didn't answer my question."

Xdante1: "I will know about your dates, so don't worry. I'm no stalker by the way."

Tager: "What about the other characters?"

Xdante1: "Some are helping with other things. More specifically Kokonoe, Valkenhayn and even Relius."

Terumi: "What!?"

Carl: "You're kidding!"

Xdante1: "Don't worry they're only here as part of the staff and won't have any screen time."

Tager: "Well, this ought to be interesting."

Xdante1: "Time's up! That's our show for today, hope you all enjoyed it and don't forget to send ideas on the topic. You guys know what to do."

Blazblue cast: "Hope to see you again! Read and review!"

Xdante1: "Bye!"

*Ending song*

*Lights turn off, cameras turn off*