Author's Note: If you can guess who Jemma and/or Skye are dressed as first I'll write a one chapter story with the AOS characters, pairing, and genre of your choice.
SHIELD's Halloween party is tonight at the Hub and everyone bustled about the Bus getting ready. Jemma, Skye, and Grace are running back and forth between their bunks in various states of dress borrowing things, doing each other's hair, and fastening or zipping some part of one or the others costume. Fitz is bouncing around in his bunk trying and failing to get his costume on without braking anything. Phil is already dressed and arguing with May and Ward.
"Why does Fury even throw these parties?" Ward said "It's not like he's even going."
"Yes, he is and so are you." Phil countered and try as he might no one was taking him seriously in his Captain America costume.
"Hill's making him." May said to Ward.
"Fine, I'll go but there is no way I'm wearing a costume." Ward said. A particularly loud crash from Fitz's bunk sent Jemma skittering to check on him, her extra-long stripped multi-colored scarf trailing behind her.
"Me either." May said as Grace popped out in a black and purple witch's hat and a black scallop-hemmed dress.
"Is Fitz okay?" Grace called to Jemma, then she caught sight of her father. "You are not wearing that." And Ward pulled out his wallet and handed a twenty to May who smirked.
"Yes, he's just a little stuck." Jemma called back.
"What's wrong with what I'm wearing?" Phil asked, honestly confused.
"Grace, can you-?" Skye started to say coming out fiddling with a pig-tail but froze when she saw Phil. "No, just no." Ward handed another twenty to May.
"Why?" Phil asked.
"Dude, you're dressed as you daughter's boyfriend. Doesn't that seem a little weird to you?" Skye demanded putting her hands on her hips, wrinkling her blue-checkered dress.
"He was my idol before he was her boyfriend." Phil argued. Jemma and Fitz appeared.
"Sir, you can't possibly be wearing that." Jemma said, Fitz just gaped and dropped his monkey mask. Ward just handed his entire wallet to a smiling May.
"What is wrong with what I'm wearing?!" Phil demanded again.
"It's fucking creepy!" Skye and Grace answered in unison.
"I agree with Skye and Grace, Sir." Jemma said.
"Yes it's creepy." Fitz said finally recovering. Phil sighed.
"Fine, I'll change." Phil said and stormed muttering under his breath about a 'fucking mutiny'.
"We wouldn't be mutinying if you weren't fucking insane." Grace called after him, to which the only reply was a middle finger. She just shook her head before turning to Skye. "You were asking me something."
"Yeah, my hair just won't stay braided. Can you help?" She asked.