Grievous Watches the Game
-
One fine day in the middle of the night, and two dead boys did not get up to fight; their alarm clocks were broken. However, General Grievous, the Sith-Wannabe-Cyborg-Cereal-Killer was watching the game.
Toronto Maple Leafs against the Kaleesh Karabacs.
Why he was watching a hockey game was a complete mystery to him, and everybody else, which is why nobody said anything. Not even the pink bunnies dared to comment, and even a Neimoidian knows that if a pink bunny dares not comment, nobody should.
Another thing Grievous would rather not talk about was the fact that the commentators for the game were none other than Obi-Wan Kenobi and Mace Windu.
It also seemed that Count Dooku was the Toronto Maple Leaf's goalie.
No one wanted to ask, including Nute Gunray, who was the ref. No one cares what a ref has to say anyway, so Nute's case shall go unacknowledged.
"Oh my goodness!" Obi-Wan cried. "Tayoia Hazu Toia, the Kaleesh Karabac goalie, seems to have just died of a heart attack!"
"That's why you don't make friends with salad," Mace said in a grave voice, "Especially lettuce . . ."
"You better believe it!" Obi-Wan agreed.
The crowd went wild, even the Kaleesh portion of it. Needless it is to say that the Kaleesh portion was wild with grief . . .
"Uncivalized!" Obi-Wan roared.
"Indeed," agreed Mace. "Tayoia Hazu Toia has just revived himself. MIRACULOUSLY!" That was the only heartfelt exclamation he had made during the entire match.
The crowd went insane, like conveniently drunk monkeys in a barrel. And then . . .
"THE TORONTO MAPLE LEAFS WIIIIIIIN!"
"CRAP!" Grievous yelled. The Toronto Maple Leafs always won.