I'm not sure who to blame for me loving such an unknown and ridiculous pairing, I just think they'd be really cute. It was a horrible idea really, there's nothing for them. So I'm fixing that.
This is just a collection of oneshots about the couple, alternate and canonical universe.

Primarily AnniexConnie, with mentions of MikasaxSasha (and probably Yumikuri later on because I love them)


I own nothing.

"Are you staring at her again?" Connie whirled round to face his partner, hoping he'd misheard her. Sasha was stood with her hands on her hips glaring at him. "We're meant to be practising but you just keep staring at Annie." Connie raised his hands in defiance. He may have been looking at her, but he wasn't gonna let Sasha have the satisfaction of knowing that.

"I was not staring at Annie. I was looking at-" he pursed his lips and looked behind him hoping to find an alternate answer. It was useless; they were the only people in that section of the grounds. Them and Annie, who was currently throwing Eren Jaeger to the floor, He could tell her that he was watching Eren but that might make it even weirder.

"At…Annie?" Sasha laughed as Connie's eye widened. She could see a blush forming on his face. He'd had a crush on Annie since the first day of training, but he wasn't going to let anyone know that.

"What? No! Well, yes but not in that way. I was watching her… fighting." Sasha folded her arms and pouted mockingly.

"Why can't you watch my fighting?" she slapped his shoulder " We are meant to be training Y'know."

"Yeah…right." Sasha threw a punch in his direction which he blocked immediately "Too slow Brauss." Connie smiled as he held her fist and twirled the dagger in his other hand.

"You blocked one hit, don't get cocky." Sasha was right, as Connie became once again glanced behind him, watching as Annie now took down Reiner, one of the strongest of the squad. Sasha quickly kicked him to the floor and grabbed the dagger. Connie held his shin as his stared up at her.

"That one doesn't count! I was-"

"Distracted? I know." Sasha offered him her hand. "Why don't you talk to her?" Connie leaned away from her as if she had a disease.

"Are you crazy? She'd destroy me." He'd love to talk to her but, seeing as she just managed to beat up a guy twice her size, he wasn't gonna risk saying something stupid to her and getting injured just yet.

"I could always talk to her for you, HEY AN-." Connie leapt at her.

"You say a word and I'll let everyone here know that you like Mikasa Ackerman." Sasha's eyes widened as she threw him off of her, her face turning redder than his.

"Okay, fine. But how're you gonna get her to notice you exactly? You can't really wow her with your fighting skills."

"What's that supposed to mean?"

"It means that you fight like this." Sasha went up onto her tiptoes and started waving her arms in the air; Connie tried to stop her from embarrassing herself but was laughing too much.

"Yeah? Well you fight like this." He began moving like a chicken, pulling his most ridiculous faces and squawking at her. The pair carried on mocking each other and laughing, not noticing the stares they were getting from the groups surrounding them. Unfortunately, one of the onlookers was Annie, with a disgusted expression on her face. She muttered something as the two friends glanced at each other and dropped their guard, Connie trying to avoid looking anyone else in the eye

"Well… At least you got her attention."

Not as romantic as I intended, but in the future it will hopefully be so.
Reviews would be great!