It all started when I was born. The doctors said I was the oddest baby they every saw since I was born with two inches of curly, black hair on my heard and a full set of pearly white teeth. When the doctor spanked me I smacked him back so hard the doctors on the other side of the building hear a nurse scream in pain.
While in the nursery I wouldn't sleep a lot since I was always dancing to classical R&B that I had asked for when I was there. All the nurses were as fine as can be but one in particular always caught my eye as she walked by. She had long green hair that always reminded me of fresh cut grass and she always smelt like pumpkins. Her body always made me hear the songs "Brick house", "Just my imagination", and "She's a bad Mama Jama" in my mind.
I kept my distance at first but as time passed we grew closer and closer until every night, after all the others went to sleep, we would play peak-a-boo and patty cake until the early morning, oh how I laughed. However, the day we dreaded soon arrived, I was to leave the next day so that night we made our way out of the hospital and on the roar out of town.
We were heading to Mexico and the police where hot on our tails so we ran into the woods near the border, but little did we know that, that place was the home to a particularly violent giant squirrel. As we moved deeper and deeper into that ferial forest, the sounds of animals faded until the only noise was the crunching of the leaves under our feet. As we walked around a giant tree, that could easily be a mile wide and probably tickle the toes of God and Allah, the squirrel made her move by jumping out from a trap door that was hidden under a blanket. As she let out a mighty squeak I stood my ground with a large branch I had ripped from a tree earlier.
The battle lasted for three weeks with neither of use giving in until the last day. We were broken and bloody, the sick I had been using broke thirteen times and now it was no bigger than me. The squirrel's moves started to become sluggish which was its down fall because as soon as it swung its last swing I jabbed the stick deep into its heart. That night we ate like royalty on squirrel meat and nuts that the squirrel had gathered in her home.
The next day we had arrived at the entrance to Mexico but unfortunately police were waiting for us and they were serious on catching us. They had brought out there big guns, bear warriors, and robot panthers but one thing that made me really afraid was that my parents were standing there waiting for me. We snuck up to the fence and started to climb over it but was soon spotted by a fence ninja who alerted the police force. As we climbed the ninja had knocked me off and onto the ground. I fought and defeated the ninja easily but the fight let the police get closer to me, in fact so close that there was no way I could climb up that fence.
On the other side the nurses stood waiting for me but I told her, "Sorry baby, but this is where we split, been a real slice, baby, but the man's got me where he wants me but I will always remember you." She understood and swam across the river to the Mexican desert. As the police dragged me off to my time out I looked out into the desert where that nurse watched and when the wind blew the smell of pumpkins could be smelt. The only thing I regretted about that journey was that I had never learned her name.