Me: HELLO! I'm back! And this story's special helper is Kish! Yay!
Kish: HOW DID I GET INVOLVED IN THIS?!
Me: Cuz I said so! And if you want to be with Ichigo in this then…Kish: OK! OK! I'll help!"
Me: That's a good little alien! Disclaimer please! *nudges Kish*
Kish: OK Fine! Kitterfly does not own TMM or MMP.
Me: Yeah, if I did, I'd make sure Kish would be with Ichigo, dub the rest of the series and make sure Masaya died a VERY horrible, slow and painful death!
Kish: But you don't.
Me: Exactly. *sigh* Now on with the story! Sorry, the first couple of chappies are gonna be short.
Chapter 1: My Perfect Cheating Boyfriend.
Ichigo's P.O.V.
I ran out of that hell as fast as I could. 10 minutes ago, I walked into Masaya's house, his adopted mother showed me where his room was. I could hear strange noises emitting from it. As I slowly turned the handle, my heart started to beat alarmingly fast. It opened slowly, but I saw it. Masaya was on the bed with Mint! They eventually stopped their snogging fest to see me standing there with wide eyes, in pure shock.
"You... bitch..." I was about to erupt exactly like a volcano, "...and Masaya! What in the name of God are you doing!? I'M your girlfriend, not her!"
"Change of plan." He replied plainly. Now that set me off. I marched over to him, slapped his face and kicked him where the sun doesn't shine.
"Masaya!" Mint gasped as she tried to help him.
"Don't either of you come near me again, or I'll go mew on both of your asses!" I sprinted out of there and went home with tears in my eyes.