Attention whore. One of the worst labels you could get stuck with during teenage adolescence. Even worse? Being the sibling of one. Trust me, it sucks balls. How do I know? I'm the sibling of one.

Meet my older sister, Rosalie. She's blond (literally and metaphorically speaking). A slut. An attention whore. A slut. A total bimbo. Did I mention she's a slut? She's also an emo poser. And a slut.

I am the complete opposite.

I, Alice Cullen am totally original. A virgin. Demented. Dark by choice, not by fashion. And is a person who keeps to their self.

Let me explain my family if you don't mind. If you do mind, then just go to the next chapter.

My father Carlisle and my mother Esme like the rest of my family, are different. No I don't mean like zombie, vampire different. God, who believes in that shit. Ok, guilty but still. Um, they're not my biological parents, they're my adopted parents. They don't have any biological children, all 5 of us are adopted. It's actually pretty cool, even though we act more like couples then siblings.

My older brother Jasper is always by my side. Even though we're actually a couple [If you say anything about incest I'll hurt you], he's still like an older brother. Picture as you will, a tall, slender boy with cold marble skin, great abs, dark brown eyes that you can get lost in for hours, dirty blond hair tousled to the perfect degree, and totally yummy. Sorry drooling now. Most people see us together, but he's on the quiet side...in public.

The oldest of us all Emmett is one of those body builders in training or something like that. I don't really communicate with him, he's usually with my sister/his girlfriend Rosalie [Ugh]. He's of course taller than all of us, dark brown hair and eyes, and lots of muscles. We're kinda close, but he's usually around the attention whore, but he's still really protective of me since I'm his little sister.

The runt of us all Edward is like my best friend. Even though most girls fawn over him, he usually sticks with his girlfriend [not part of the family -gasp-] Bella who is totally awesome. Most people usually mistake him for a model for some reason, even though the only thing I like about him is his personality and his ever changing eyes. Golden brown to black usually. And no they're not contacts. He usually keeps to himself though which kinda scares me since he has a small self-mutilation problem. I really don't want him to go suicidal again like he did a few summers ago.

Then there's Rosalie. The attention whore. She's blond like I said before, with Emmett like I said, and I total nutcase. She's so melodramatic it pisses me off so badly. We're so far apart that people are so surprised when I tell them we're related. I'm not entirely sure what else I can say about her that won't kill the rest of the story so mum's the word.

Now that we got the basics down, shall we get to the story?