Title: Missing Your Slaps
Description: Miroku is missing his slapmarks. Miroku/Slapmark
Category: Humor
Other Category(s): None
Parings: Miroku/Slapmark
Warnings: I guess minor slash.
Disclaimer: I only own a few people, but the government has forbidden me to speak of them. Inuyasha characters belong to Rumiko.
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Miroku looked at Inuyasha. He hadn't seen any girl (Sango and Kagome included) for days.
"Inuyasha," Miroku started, "I know you can't bear my child, but-" a slap sound echoed through the caves they were staying in.
"Ah," Miroku said, butting a hand on the mark on his face, "much better."
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Inuyasha: Why did I slap him when I have Tetsigua?
Me: For the plot.
Inuyasha: The what?
Me: oO Because I'm sure he wanted to get stabbed with your sword.
Inuyasha: What? What do you- Oh GODS!
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Oh, and Mr/Ms. ..., if this story is so pointless, why waste what I'm sure is your valubale time leaving a review telling me how pointless it is? It's not like I'm going to change/delete it just because high and mighty you beleives that it has no point.