I'm One Dead Ninja Chapter 1, a naruto fanfic

Thoughts: Italic

Gamer system: Bold

Everything else: Normal

Would you like to play a game?

Y/N

This is one fucked up dream... but I'll go along with it.

I clicked yes.

What is your favorite Anime?

Select your choice:

Naruto

Fairy Tail

Bleach

SAO

Inuyasha

I briefly hesitated between Fairy Tail and Naruto, but decided to select Naruto

Which Ninja Village is the most fucked up

Please select one of the following:

Konoha

Kumo

Iwa

Mizu

Suna

Pfft. Easy obviously Konoha.

And then everything turned into darkness.

You've been granted the rare

Kekkai Genkai : The Gamer

Huh? Kekkai Genkai?

Hmm interesting, I've played some MMORPGs before, although I was a total scrub at them.

"Status."

? Inuzuka

Title: Not so bright. (DUMB AF)

With being a dumbass he was tricked into becoming the gamer into the Anime world of Naruto.

Lvl 1

HP: 20

MP: 50

STR: 1

DEX: 1

VIT: 2

INT: 15

WIS: 11

LUK: -1

Points to Spend: 0

Skills:

Gamer's Body (Passive) LvMax-Allows the User to live life like in a video game

Gamer's Mind (Passive) LvMax-Allows Immunity to Mind Effects.

Self Insert (Passive) LvMax- Allows Gamer to keep memories of his time on Earth

Language Barrier (Passive) LvMax- Allows user to automatically understand Japanese like it's in his Native Language.

Potty Mouth (Passive) LvMax- User can't go a chapter without saying a bad word.

Naruto?

"You have to healthy twin boys

Inuzuka-Sama."

Wait, what the fuck?

Two cold hands grabbed me and lifted me up from my mother, and wrapped me in a nice little bundle

Wait. Am I a fucking baby!?

Yep, I think I am, although why does Inuzuka sound familiar?

"I think I'm going to call this one Kiba," Tsune Inuzuka whispered, while holding 'Kiba.'

I studied my mother, she was obviously Tsune Inuzuka. She had spiky short brown hair that framed her face and dark brown eyes. She would've been rather plain looking without her traditional red Inuzuka birth marks on both cheeks on her face.

Wait, stop the fucking train, Kiba Inuzuka is a character from the Naruto Anime... Oh shit, that's mean I was i'm related to one of the Rookie nine, which means i'm going to be close where the shit hits the fan.

With all your observing you have unlocked the observation skill, and one Int point.

Fuck that BROB or whatever his or her ( I'm not assuming their gender) fucking name is. That BROB asked me all that shit on purpose to put me in this hell. Why did he have to put me in Fucking Konoha

"And that one you're holding will be called Yuta."

Ehh TBH it could've been worse, I could've been born into that mad house called the Uchiha Clan.

But why the fuck I couldn't get born into a cool clan like the Senju? Even the Sarutobi would've been fine.

Stats:

Yuta Inuzuka