Team Rocket VS. Ash and friends!
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Ash, Brock, May, Dawn, and Misty. were all walking through the Sinnoh region.
" Wow!" said Brock dumbly, kicking Misty " This place is so beautiful! Such scenery, such plantlife! Such beauty!" Brock sighed in content.
" Brock. We're walking through a desolate desert. There's no town for the next 5 miles, there's no water, no Pokemon, no scenery." Ash sighed, then started choking on dust particles.
" Well! If it's such a desolate place, we'll practice contests, right, moron?" laughed May merrily.
" Yep,idiot!" laughed Dawn
" I just farted!" smiled Misty dumbly, not blinking. She didn't blink until the end of time. Which was on Monday the 56th.
Ash recovered from choking on dead human skin and he then said " Wait a minute! YOU TWO SHOULDN"T BE HERE!!!" accused Ash, pointing at the drooling Misty and the nose picking May " So… To get rid of you!!! I use my super weapon!" Ash laughed charmingly.
A Cubone walked by, then hit misty on the head with the bone until Misty fell into A Coma.
" Thanks" said Misty relieved. Mainly because she wet herself in fright.
" Leave me alone." Said A Coma, apparently a person. He was dripping in Misty's pee. Ew.
" OK!" said Ash " BYE!" he suddenly shouted.
A Coma ripped his head off.
He died.
There was blood.
A Coma decayed and disappeared afterwards. They all waited and stayed and watched.
By then, the climate changed, and they were in a regular meadow.
" I farted…" said Misty again.
A Zapdos swooped down threateningly and went to get Misty, but it inhaled deeply and died. She farted, you know.
Team Rocket showed up suddenly.
"Prepare for trouble!" said Jessie threateningly.
" Don't tell me what to do!" Brock sobbed., then curled up into a ball on the ground and started sucking his thumb.
" Make it double!" yelled James.
"No!" whined Brock.
" Wait, where's Misty and May?" asked Dawn.
" And Pikachu and Buneary?" Ash wondered.
A picture of Cubone clubbing the two to death with a plastic fork was show.
" That doesn't answer where the two Pokemon.
Pikachu and Buneary walked up panting with an egg.
"…."
Ash's eye twitched.
" Ah, screw the motto!" said James, waving his hand, dismissing the idea.
" We'll be annoying now and steal your Pokemon only the get owned and get your Pokemon back!" smiled James
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So, what'd you think? Shall I continue it? Well. I will anyways! :)