Prologue
10/15/12
Random Thought:
How many of y'all get really annoyed when there are those red, blue, and green zig-zag lines under words/sentences? Or when the computer doesn't automatically capitalize the first letter of the first word in quotation marks? It irks me. Leave a review in the comment section at the bottom of the page! You might even get a shout out!
Disclaimer:
Me is not Stephanie Meyer. If I was, I would have written a sequel series about Renesmee and Jake.
Kim POV
One, two and- and four. Two, two and- and four. Three two and- and four. Onnnnnnnneeeeee. I'm sure that you haven't guessed that I'm in band by now. I play clarinet in Bb. *smiley face* But we are playing in cut time. *sad face* But I'm one period away from my beaux! *ultra-smiley face* But I'm sitting next to my ex-BFF. *passive face* Hey! I just did math in band!
Ultra-smiley face + sad face = passive face
See? I'm so smart. I bet Jared will make it all better. Make the passive face better I mean. Who is Jared? He's my beaux of course!
"Ms. Connweller? Do you think that you could enlighten us?" Ugh, Mrs. Pobersky hates me. She's newly married so she thinks that she's the most amazing person ever. Well you know what, lady? You can go suck a banana's baby because you are an effing band director that makes less than minimum wage a day, so your little rump can go scrounge through a garbage can next to Wal-Mart for all I care! Back to the question.
Oh crap, I'm screwed. "Could you repeat the question, please?"
"How do you finger A flat in the upper register?"
Never mind, I got this. "Oh, thumb, thumb register, one, two, three, clear pinky."
"Good, now…" I tuned her out. Really, I already know all of the stuff. I only pay attention when she's on the stand. Back to Jared. Have you ever seen him? Of course you haven't, this is just fiction. But really, he is hotter than a polar bear in the Sahara Desert during the summer while wearing a Santa suit. Wait, what am I doing? You need to know the whole story. The story of our love! If you want to. I'm not always this obsessed and random, you know. It could be fun! How 'bout it?
So? How 'bout it? Would you actually read it? This is like a fluff without romance. The whole story isn't gonna be like that, but this probably caught your attention more than something like, "Once upon a time, there was a girl. That girl was me. And yada, yada, yada…"
Random Thought:
How many of y'all get really annoyed when there are those red, blue, and green zig-zag lines under words/sentences? Or when the computer doesn't automatically capitalize the first letter of the first word in quotation marks? It irks me. Leave a review in the comment section at the bottom of the page! You might even get a shout out!
Disclaimer:
Me is not Stephanie Meyer. If I was, I would have written a sequel series about Renesmee and Jake.
10/15/12