I did not use the prompt in the spirit it was intended at all, but I couldn't resist!
Prompt: Kirk, McCoy - Traveling the Oregon Trail or similar
Warnings: Kinda cracky, I'd say.
Creative Minds are Evil
″Oh, great idea!″ Jim Kirk held up a finger. ″Let's give everyone in the family dysentery five minutes after they start the game.″
McCoy groaned. ″C'mon, Jim. You've already made plans to sink their wagon every time they cross a river and program in a cholera epidemic every time they go hunting. Don't you think this is a little much? No one will stick with the game long enough to actually beat it. We need to actually sell the damn thing to make money on it, ya know.″
Jim looked crushed. ″Aww, Bones, I haven't even told you about my plans to have the player mauled by bears and impaled by stag when they go hunting more than once per day.″
McCoy rubbed his hands over his face. ″Fine. Dysentery it is, but no maulings!″