one day, sonia everdeen was at the sony center because she was going to see a play

kazooichi and the kayayday

"this will be good" said the soni

suddenly kazuchi appraed

"henlo my sonia baby plsease be my wife" said kazhuaichi

"no" said sony

the popo (nagito) came thru the dor

"sonia ur under arrest for mass murder" said floof ahoge

"what did she do rong" said kaziuichi

"tell the story, A." said ahoge

"so the sotry is i dated another mna and his name is..." she said

"is..."

"I S..."

"gundham tanaka" she said

"why did u date the ham" said nagits

"bc the gmae said i nweeded to d8 him" so i did said the so

"i murdered him bc hes a little" said sonia

kazuischi wondered.

"wonder" said kazu

"a little... b**************" said sonia

"so i killed him and his fam" said sonia

"and i shot up a mall and it was clean but it wasn't cleen at the same time. i saw mr clean himself walk in and clean" she siad

"it mustve been such a honor" said kazoo

"ok sonya ur under arrest and on death row for 25 years" said naigto

25 yrs later

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moral of the story

dont get a girlfriend