The Day Snape Went Crazy
By: SoccerBoy Keeper
A/N: This is my first fic so please be nice!!! I know this won't be half a good as anything child of shadows can write. ^_^
Snape:
Today we will go over potions that melt metal. Everybody but Neville!!!Neville:
Hey!!!! That's no fair, what about me?!!!!Snape:
For once, Mr. Longbottom, I am well pleased with you!!!! You seem to have mastered the art of melting caldrons rather well!!!!!*Snickers echo through the Slytherin potions class*
Harry:
My book does not tell me whether to add dragon heartstring before of after the moth wings.Snape:
You decide which to add first.Harry:
But I can't remember whether sphinx blood explodes with moth wings or a dragon heartstring.Hermione:
Don't add…Snape:
Shut up Miss Granger!!!!!*Harry drops the moth wings into the boiling sphinx blood and there is a massive explosion. Thus ends Harry Potter's life.*
Ron:
OH MY GAWD!!!!!!!!!!! They killed Harry!!!Snape:
So?!!!!!*
Snape, not wanting evidence walks to his own supply of ingredients and starts pulling out everything. Finally after emptying the contents of the shelves, Snape spots a little bottle of green liquid and starts to pour it in his own caldron*Snape:
I never did like that famous brat!!!!! Now everybody, GET BACK TO WORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*After adding all but one of the ingredients off his shelves Snape turns to his class*
Snape:
You all saw what happened to Mr. Potter!! If…..*Snape is cut off by Dumbledore entering the room*
Dumbledore:
Severus!!!!! Why did you kill Harry?!!!Draco:
But Harry killed himself!!!*A murmur of agreement arose from the Slytherin students*
Dumbledore:
*Dumbledore never got to start, much less finish his sentence. An enormous mushroom cloud rose over the school of Hogwarts. Snape had dropped the last ingredient!!!!!*
A/N: Nobody in this story belongs to me. Please don't sue!!! (Not that you would get much.) I am sorry that I had to kill off everybody, but it has just been one of those days where you are not in your right mind!!!! I don't have anything against Harry and Co.!!!! Please review but don't flame!!!!!