Disclaimer: I do not own Warriors, superpowers(?), and other stuff that is trademarked! :)

This story is just a spoof story that can feature random OCs and such. Hope ya'll like it!

Marysuepelt and Garystuheart were not your average Clan cats. They possessed every power in the universe, including, but not limited to, regenerative healing, duplication, shapeshifting, invisibility, invulnerability, flight, cyclone spinning, echolocation, environmental adaptation, thermal resistance, aquatic respiration, and enhanced senses. They could stop forest fires with the snap of their paws. They could end world hunger in an instant. They lived a life of comfort and happiness. This is the tale of Marysuepelt and Garystuheart.

Marysuepelt's POV:

Life is like, so amazing! Marysuepelt though, giggling as all the hot toms crowded around her, giving her gifts and foreign-style massages. They feed her grapes from the bunch and fanned her with giant palm-tree leaves that they ordered from Hawaii. Marysuepelt was like the goddess of Warrior Cats. Her fabulous fur ruffled gently in the wind as her blue kawaii eyes sparkled. Other toms in the Clan were building temples dedicated to her and her greatness. They sacrificed mice and other rodents in her name, but let's not get into detail about that… Anyway, Marysuepelt is #Swag.

Introducing Garystuheart:

Garystuheart was the most beloved tom in all of Warrior Cat History. He was constantly being crowded by she-cats. They showered him with love and kisses every day. They gave him gifts and fanned over him. He was dubbed #MLG-Pro and wore those cool glasses that flipped onto his face whenever he wanted them to. He had a Mountain Dew fountain and a mountain of Doritos. He used his cool aquatic-respiration powers to dive into the Riverclan river and swim with the recently discovered species of fish: swag fish. Garystuheart is da coolest, and is also the world's only male calico. #Garystuheart_Is_Sweg.

Marysuepelt:

Marysuepelt was shoveling Fruity Pebbles into her mouth with her telekinesis because she was too swag for a spoon. She was sitting in the indestructible, winged limousine owned by Garystuheart and herself. It contained a main control center, fully stocked kitchen, bedroom, guest room, fancy dining room, KFC, Mcdonald's, SeaWorld, Burger King, Taco Bell, Chipotle, Denny's, Red Robin, Long John Silver's, cosmetics department, jewelry store, department store, living room, classroom, science lab, music room, recording studio, lounge, TV room, movie theater, computer room, spa, sauna, walk in closet, stuffed animal room, arcade, museum, sports stadium, interdimensional portal room, gaming room, virtual reality room, art studio, garden, disco room, dance studio, library, printing press, post office, beach, tanning booth, instant-cleaning dirtplace, Papa John's Pizza, candy store, Chinese food restaurant, giant snow globe room, movie set, backyard, ball pit, train, amusement park, castle, horse stables, adventure tube (definitely not stolen from Chuck E Cheese), golf course, mini golf course, Texas Roadhouse, ice cream shop, castle, unicorn stables, reindeer stables, gymnastics room, pool, Pokemon stadium, ropes course, jungle gym, zip line, climbing wall, water park, sewing room, cabin, tent, campfire, bank, park with a Mountain Dew fountain, ski resort, obstacle course, swing set, slide, juice bar, nursery, unnecessary medicine den, and smoothie bar. It also had free WiFi that never went down, Bluetooth (not to be confused with the cat), and telepathic driving enabled. This was all in one compact design with the usage of Tardis technology courtesy of 11thDoctorkit and his eleven littermates. She called to Garystuheart to get in the limo as she snapped her claws, putting on her epic purple t-shirt and multicolor shutter shades and replacing her Fruity Pebbles with a bottomless bucket of KFC. Garystuheart simply winked and teleported himself and his favorite hot she-cats into the limo.

Marysuepelt rolled up the window with her epicness. She began to telepathically drive and raced Garystuheart and his she-cats to the beach. On the way, when passing through the science lab, they ran into their blue-gray friend, Bluetooth. Bluetooth was always the techy kind of cat who always kept his mind and fangs sharp. Right now, he was making something. It would probably have a majorly positive effect on the world, but it suddenly became unimportant because Bluetooth wanted to go to the beach, too. Soon after, 11thDoctorkit's litter and their older sisters, Rosepaw and Tardispaw, were tagging along.

Finally, at the beach, they decided to have a sandcastle building contest and Garystuheart was the judge. The hot she-cats, Marysuepelt, and all of the Doctor Who cats participated, but Bluetooth stayed out because he was too busy eating McDonald's like a background character. The ginger she-cat, Crabcakes, just splashed some sand together (no offense to gingers). The tan she-cat, Muffinbelly, put some thought into constructing her castle, but not enough to win. The golden she-cat, Butterclaw, built a sandman, because she was too busy drinking Bisquick to pay attention to the prompt (no offense to blondes). The Doctor Who bunch teamed up to build a sand castle that was bigger on the inside, as suggested by Tardispaw. Marysuepelt used her psammokinesis (sand bending) to build the world's greatest castle within seconds. Then, Garystuheart came around with his magic clipboard to judge. Crabcakes was in fifth place, Butterclaw was in fourth, and Muffinbelly was in third. Then, it came to the final two castles. But, the results were unexpected. In first place were the Doctor Who cats. Marysuepelt cried and the Doctor Who cats were booted to second for making a she-cat cry. So, Marysuepelt was the winner of the castle contest.

After a not so long day, everyone lounged on the sandy banks. Garystuheart was being crowded by the hot cats and Marysuepelt was on her waterproof iPad that was forever at 100% battery, checking her social media. Everything was going perfectly with all of her followers, friends, subscribers, etc. on Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, Pinterest, Tumblr, Google+, Youtube, and . On her latest Instagram post about her winning the building contest, she noticed that among the gazillion likes there was one little flaw: a single dislike?! She glared at the always clean screen and within a second, it disappeared and brought her post to a gazillion and one likes. Marysuepelt was soaking with popularity.