Expecting/Bones:

A/N: Hello! It's 'Mione. Gin says hi! Well lets see if we can make this series work!

Disclaimer: We do not own Harry Potter or Bones!

Hermione Granger and Harry Potter were sitting in their counselor's office. They always met him once a month to take some stress off from their workdays. Harry was an Arour and Hermione helped by identifying the bodies, she was an Anthropologist.

"You guys know what to do." Guy Smith smiled from behind his notepad "Go."

Harry grinned and started; Hermione's answers always shocked him. "Hunger."

"Sex." she said without a thought.

Harry looked at Guy then at Hermione "Wow."

"Horse." Hermione said getting back into the exercise.

"Cowboy." Harry grinned.

Hermione bit her lip quickly then said "Child."

Harry nodded "Baby."

"Harry."

Harry looked at her strangely "What? Do you think I'm a baby?"

Hermione shrugged "You're a father."

It was true. Harry had dated Ginny Weasley for a while and they had a child named James then they realized that they were not in love and they broke up on good terms.

"Oh," Harry replied, understanding "mother."

"Birth."

"Happy."

"Sperm."

Harry froze again and looked at Guy "Sperm, isn't this getting a little weird?"

Guy shook his head "No, keep going."

Harry shook his head in confusion and said "Egg."

"I want a baby!" Hermione exclaimed.

Harry fell backwards and onto the floor. He had been sitting on the arm of the couch "WOW!"

"Horse." Hermione said.

" 'Mione we're not playing anymore!" Harry exclaimed.

"Oh." she replied blushing.

"You want a baby. My baby, if I understand right," Harry said in shock.

"Yes. Yes, I do," Hermione said matter-of-a-factly.

Harry stared at her. "O...kay. Um, yeah."

"Yes?" Hermione asked

"Y-Yeah." Harry stuttered.

Potter what are you saying? He thought

"Oh Harry!" Hermione cried happily hugging him. Harry's phone rang and he answered it.

"Potter. Alright, I'll bring her." he said then turned to Hermione "Come on, they found a dead person. You're coming Bones."

"First you call me Hermione, then 'Mione and now Bones? You know I hate that name!" she moaned as they got into Harry's black SUV. Harry rolled his eyes.

"Alright 'Mione." he sighed as he put the SUV in drive.

"Harry.... Thank you. You didn't have to agree to let me have your baby."

"Don't mention it," Harry said.

"But I-" Hermione started.

"No, really, 'Mione. Don't mention it. Please," Harry said, eyes on the road.

"Alright," she agreed.

They arrived at the crime scene. Hermione got out of the car Harry following behind her.

"Er, sorry did we interrupt something?" Jessie Cavalier, the teams' specialist in craniofacial reconstruction grinned.

"No," Harry said quickly as they followed her.

"Jessie, where's Aiden?" Hermione asked.

Aiden Smith was Hermione's assistant. He was going to a grad student.

"Aiden's examining the body, he hasn't touched it yet." she replied.

Hermione stepped over caution tape, put on her latex gloves and looked at the body. The body was mostly decomposed. Hermione cocked her head to the side.

"By the size of the hips I'd say it was female." she replied

"Can you tell me who it was?" Harry asked bending over the body.

"No, Harry, I'll have to take her back to the lab. You know I can't tell you it right away." Hermione replied as Aiden started to put the skeleton in a body bag.

"Don't be a smart arse, Bones." he replied as they got back into the car and started to drive to the lab.

"Jessie's going to know first,"

"Know about what?" he asked

"The forbidden topic." Hermione replied as his knuckles tightened around the wheel.

"Can we talk about the case, Bones?"

"I can't tell you anything other than the skeleton is a she, Harry. I'll be able to tell you more once I can examine the body more, Aiden cleans the bones and Jared helps me find other substances on the body." she replied.

Jared Howe was the teams' entomologist and was also an expert on spores and minerals.

"Alright," Harry sighed.

"So the forbidden topic?" Hermione asked.

"Fine," Harry agreed. "Shoot."

"Which way are we going to.... conceive the baby?" she asked softly a blush coming over her cheeks.

Harry looked at her "Bones, we can either go to St. Mungo's and have it done or we can...have it done the old fashion way. Let's just take this day by day." he sighed as he pulled into a parking spot.

Hermione stepped out of the car and closed the door Harry followed behind her. They walked into the lab, Hermione put her badge to the computer system and it beeped letting her know that the security laser was down. Harry and Hermione stepped into the stage like area the security laser going back up. Hermione pulled back her head and pulled on some latex gloves. She bent over the body, as did Aiden.

"Dr. Granger, she has minor fractures in her cranium." Aiden said pointing to the cracks and lines in the skull of the skeleton.

"They're hairline fractures." she replied "But it gets worse on the back of the skull, as if someone smashed her head into a wall."

"Are you saying someone smashed our Jane Doe into a wall?" Harry asked

"Yes, that's it. But it would give her a concussion. It wouldn't be enough to kill her, unless it happened hours later from blood loss or she went unconscious." Hermione replied "We'll know more once we clean the bones."

"How long will that take?" Harry asked

Aiden started gathering the bones onto a tray "About two hours or so." he said as he walked away.

"Two hours, Bones want to go to lunch? My treat."

"Fine" Hermione replied throwing her gloves in the garbage and putting her coat on the rack "Let's go."

"Mr. Changs?" he asked

"As always," Hermione said climbing back into the SUV.

They drove and got to the restaurant. The two were quickly seated and had menus set in front of them.

"Do you want to share?" Harry suggested.

"Sure," Hermione agreed and Harry waited for the waiter to come over.

"It's amazing that we never have to order here." Hermione laughed as the waiter brought a big bowl of Won Ton Soup.

Hermione stuck her spoon in the soup and drank.

"I was thinking that we could do it the old fashioned way.'' he said, Hermione's soup came flying form her lips and she coughed

"H-H-Harry! W-We don't have to do that!" she gasped

"If it doesn't work the first time we'll go to St. Mungos."

"If what doesn't work the first time?" Jessie asked as the team slid into the booth.

"I'm going to have a baby!" Hermione cried happily

"A baby! You didn't tell me you two were serious." Jessie looked at Harry

Harry cleared his throat awkwardly and looked down at the table with a blush.

"We, uh, aren't. She just wants a baby," he explained.

"So you're going to have sex with her?" Jessica asked.

"Well, erm, yeah," Harry said, his blush growing darker

Later that night...

Hermione heard a knock on her door, she put her book down. She tightened her red robe around her waist and went to answer the door.

"Harry? Why are you here?" she asked "I told you I would call you when I had more information on our Jane Doe."

"I wasn't here for information on the Jane Doe." Harry replied "Can I come in?"

"Yeah, of course. Yeah." she moved aside as Harry entered her house.

"I thought that maybe well, that we should-start sooner rather than later." he said a blush spreading over his cheeks.

"Oh!" she exclaimed "I uh-" she rubbed the back of her neck then took a deep breath "of course." she replied and led him to the back of her house.