WARNING! This is a parody, not to be taken seriously. Characters will be bashed. No pairings whatsoever. Flames are welcome. Do not read if you don't like randomness!
There was a beautiful blonde girl and a handsome King, both were very dumb. They married and had 2 children, Koman'dr and Korian'dr.
Komand'r was surprisingly clever and gorgeous but Koriand'r became as dumb as the King and Queen.
Than they hired a maid named Galforist and paid her to look after their children.
One day, a fairy came to Tameran. She was transported all the way from fairyland, where everybody lived Happily Ever After. (Yuck, Vomits, Pukes. Anyway, on to the parody!)
She was invited to the palace and did some magic tricks that made everybody happy, when everyone in the palace had gone to sleep except for the King and Queen, the fairy sat down to eat supper with the royal family.
Unseen to everyone, Komand'r pulled Koriand'r's frizzy hair till it became straight and Kory was crying so loud that her hair turned red. The fairy that was eating got so annoyed she shot a spell at Kory.
But Galforist tripped and fell in the way and got shot instead. The spell turned her into….a rubber chicken!
The fairy wanted to make the rubber chicken uglier so she changed it into Galfore!
Then, somewhere in Africa, an elephant with the Power puff girls dropped down from the sky. That story is for another day! Shame on you, I'm still telling this story. Listen or I won't tell you more.
Anyway, the King and the Queen walked out into their garden and a UFO came and visited them! The UFO told the King and Queen that they had come to take them away.
They asked why and the author told them that in this parody, the parents get to meet Elvis! The dumb Queen and King agreed and went into the UFO.
I warned you.