Forever The Best

by JohnXGalt

The final chapter in the highly acclaimed trilogy "The Best." Our hero saves the world from a force that threatened to kill every single person, gets lucky a time or two, and performs his trademark move upon his enemies! We may even learn the most harrowing secret of all...his name. Can we handle the suspense? IS IT EVEN WORTH READING! No. It is not worth reading. The Best.

"Listen up, you little pieces of shit! It's time I told you about the time I saved the world!"

"….He can't be serious, can he?"

"You're damn right I'm serious! But do you know what makes things better? Guns."

"…..What?"

"So, one time there was this issue with some fuck who thought he'd kill everyone with some guns, and was in some stupid online game, so I went into it, and shit. All. Over. Him."

"…..No, that was –"

"That was me you stupid fucks! Shut up and listen for once!"