(A/N): My note... This is only my third story. Hey, it won't be to bad, cuz
I had help ^_^ and here is my wonderful assistant baka-baka (read her
stories if you want to read really good ones)
Other A/N: Why thank you sango-101!! I couldn't be happier to work on this story with you, though, I have to say none (and I mean none) of this was my idea. Nope, all credit goes to sango-101 (and Rumiko Takahashi of course ^_~).
sango-101: I have to disagree...you had some good ideas...
baka-baka: Surrrrrrrre. Anyway, this isn't going to be a really long story (originally we planed on having just a one-shot, but hey, where's the fun in that?), so we made it a tinny bit longer. We hope you enjoy it and reviews are *graciously* accepted (note: hint the *graciously*)
sango-101: ...yeah...my vocab would say that it would mean review...or else....
Baka-baka: Trust me, take her seriously, you DO NOT want to face her wrath, you hear me? YOU DO NOT WANT TO!!! It's just scary (I've had nightmares for ages after I accidentally wound up going out on a date with *her* ex...I repeat it was an accident...
Sango-101: Sure it was and *accident* I still don't believe you.
Baka-baka: Yeah well...let's just say there was some bad things happening between an "anger management" book (that I bought her right after the whole, going out with your ex thing) and a pen (my only defense... and I don't want to hear any crap about how the pen is greater then the sword...it is clearly not greater than a thick 500 page hard back anger management book)
Sango-101: ::evil laugh:: anyways, back to the story, here it is.
Baka-baka: Correct-o! A master piece by master pen-defenders/anger- management-book-chucker artists! Be sure to return for the next chapter (and hopefully a shorter A/N ^_^) Read on!
Sango-101: Enjoy!!!
Baka-baka: Hey...I want the last line.
Sango-101: It's my story, I get it!
Baka-baka: That is sooooo not true! You just said "I disagree...you had some good ideas..."
Sango-101: I did not!!
(pause while authoresses scroll to top of page to investigate evidence...)
baka-baka: See!!! I told you!!!
Sango-101: Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, so what...
Baka-baka: heh heh...
Sango-101: The reader's are probably getting annoyed with us arguing, so lets get on with the story...
Baka-baka: Bite me!!!
Sango-101: Grrrrr!
Sango101/Baka-baka: ON WITH THE STORY!!!!!!
*~*~*~*
*SLAP*
Villagers turned their heads at the sound of an ear-piercing stream of screams that shattered through the deathly silent noises. (oxymoron, muahahaha, confusing crap ^_^)
Shippo cocked his head to the side slightly, watching the two, supposedly mature adults deck it out. "Why do people who are in love have to fight? I mean, Kagome and Inuyasha love each other, Sango and Miroku love each other... it's enough to confuse even smart kids like me."
Sango and Miroku halted mid-punch, to turn and glare down at the incredibly small youkai, "WE DO NOT LOVE EACH OTHER!!!!"
Kagome and Inuyasha's reaction was similar, but Shippo just shook his head, "What ever you say."
After more grumbling and a few cursed (from Inuyasha of course), the group sucked up their pride and continued along the dingy path. They'd only gotten a few yards before Kagome froze. "I sense some shards."
Inuyasha glanced over at her, his voice taking on a slightly worried tone, "Where?"
Sango and Miroku exchanged glances before focusing on the miko.
Kagome, slightly worried herself, pointed towards the canopy of trees to their right, "Over there."
As always on extremely suspenseful moments, fog loomed from above, surrounding the small group in it's misty aura.
(Baka-baka: AHHH!!! I hate these parts, they always scare the crap out of me! *turns away*)
(Sango-101: You IDIOT!!! It's only a story!! STORY!!! Which WE wrote!!! *grumbles under breath "I swear you belong in a loony bin sometimes* I've been telling you for years, IT'S NOT REAL!!?
(Baka-baka: Remember anger management book, page 364, lesson 689, breath in through nose, out through mouth. Find a happy spot, just keep swimming, swimming, swimming, what do we do we, SWIM!)
(Sango-101: Just shut up!! And I told you, I want my Finding Nemo movie back. I know you still have it!!)
(Baka-baka: *cowers in a corner* ok...
(Sango-101/Baka-baka: Back to story)
Miroku, instantly alert, gripped his staff and shielded his nose from the fog's odor. Inuyasha, stepping in front of Kagome, grabbed the hilt of his sword (we don't know how to spell tet-somethin-or-other), slowly unsheathing it from it's dormant hold, while Sango took a fighting stance, prepared as always, with one hand resting lightly upon the strap of her weapon. (we also don't know how to spell the huri-watcha-ma-call-it)
"Kagome," called MIroku, "where are they now?"
The young miko shook her head. "I can't tell, the fog is to heavy, It's like it's poison."
Inuyasha growled. "Kagome, cover your mouth. I can't smell anything, not even you."
(Sango-101: Which, personally, I consider a good thing. I mean, *I* wouldn't want to smell anyone in the first place, unless they smell good. But it doesn't say she smells good. For all we know, Inuyasha might be thinking "Pew, I'm sure glad I can't smell that Kagome anymore!...)
(Baka-baka: You're ruining it!!!! It's starting to get good. (trust me, I should know.))
Miroku was concentrating on the unbelievably evil aura around him. "It's here," he said, eyes slightly narrowing in confusion. "The aura is strong with evil, but not, somehow different."
Shippo's tail flicked slightly as he caught a sound. He tugged lightly on the bottom of Inuyasha's pants. "It's over there," he said, pointing a small, shaking finger at a shadow emerging from the fog.
(Baka-baka: AHH!! Another scary moment!)
(Sango-101: Would you just shut up, and let the readers finish this chapter?)
(Baka-baka: *grumbles* fine, but I need a bathroom break first.)
Sango gasped as the fog parted, and a blinding light flashed, followed by a beautiful girl emerging from the depths.
She laughed menacingly. *~*~*~*
(A/N): baka-baka: bum bum bum!!!! What will happen next? Did I get my bathroom break? And who is the mysterious lady?
Sango-101: Oh, stop with the theatrics. And for goodness sakes people, the girl isn't KIKYO. *insert word of choice here*
Baka-baka: Yeah, I just heard on the breaking news coverage that she died *again*
Sango-101: Geez! How many times can a person die. And, uh, what 'breaking news coverage'? The imaginary one in your loony mind?
Baka-baka: Dorkus, as if. I do not have a loony mind. Anyways, it was on Anime News.com, breaking new coverage. (not a real site peoples, so don't try it)
Sango-101: OH, *that* one. Yeah, I read it too. So, pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease review.
Sango-101/Baka-baka: Thanks, and tune in for the next editon of Crazy Talk at 12 (midnight).
Other A/N: Why thank you sango-101!! I couldn't be happier to work on this story with you, though, I have to say none (and I mean none) of this was my idea. Nope, all credit goes to sango-101 (and Rumiko Takahashi of course ^_~).
sango-101: I have to disagree...you had some good ideas...
baka-baka: Surrrrrrrre. Anyway, this isn't going to be a really long story (originally we planed on having just a one-shot, but hey, where's the fun in that?), so we made it a tinny bit longer. We hope you enjoy it and reviews are *graciously* accepted (note: hint the *graciously*)
sango-101: ...yeah...my vocab would say that it would mean review...or else....
Baka-baka: Trust me, take her seriously, you DO NOT want to face her wrath, you hear me? YOU DO NOT WANT TO!!! It's just scary (I've had nightmares for ages after I accidentally wound up going out on a date with *her* ex...I repeat it was an accident...
Sango-101: Sure it was and *accident* I still don't believe you.
Baka-baka: Yeah well...let's just say there was some bad things happening between an "anger management" book (that I bought her right after the whole, going out with your ex thing) and a pen (my only defense... and I don't want to hear any crap about how the pen is greater then the sword...it is clearly not greater than a thick 500 page hard back anger management book)
Sango-101: ::evil laugh:: anyways, back to the story, here it is.
Baka-baka: Correct-o! A master piece by master pen-defenders/anger- management-book-chucker artists! Be sure to return for the next chapter (and hopefully a shorter A/N ^_^) Read on!
Sango-101: Enjoy!!!
Baka-baka: Hey...I want the last line.
Sango-101: It's my story, I get it!
Baka-baka: That is sooooo not true! You just said "I disagree...you had some good ideas..."
Sango-101: I did not!!
(pause while authoresses scroll to top of page to investigate evidence...)
baka-baka: See!!! I told you!!!
Sango-101: Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, so what...
Baka-baka: heh heh...
Sango-101: The reader's are probably getting annoyed with us arguing, so lets get on with the story...
Baka-baka: Bite me!!!
Sango-101: Grrrrr!
Sango101/Baka-baka: ON WITH THE STORY!!!!!!
*~*~*~*
*SLAP*
Villagers turned their heads at the sound of an ear-piercing stream of screams that shattered through the deathly silent noises. (oxymoron, muahahaha, confusing crap ^_^)
Shippo cocked his head to the side slightly, watching the two, supposedly mature adults deck it out. "Why do people who are in love have to fight? I mean, Kagome and Inuyasha love each other, Sango and Miroku love each other... it's enough to confuse even smart kids like me."
Sango and Miroku halted mid-punch, to turn and glare down at the incredibly small youkai, "WE DO NOT LOVE EACH OTHER!!!!"
Kagome and Inuyasha's reaction was similar, but Shippo just shook his head, "What ever you say."
After more grumbling and a few cursed (from Inuyasha of course), the group sucked up their pride and continued along the dingy path. They'd only gotten a few yards before Kagome froze. "I sense some shards."
Inuyasha glanced over at her, his voice taking on a slightly worried tone, "Where?"
Sango and Miroku exchanged glances before focusing on the miko.
Kagome, slightly worried herself, pointed towards the canopy of trees to their right, "Over there."
As always on extremely suspenseful moments, fog loomed from above, surrounding the small group in it's misty aura.
(Baka-baka: AHHH!!! I hate these parts, they always scare the crap out of me! *turns away*)
(Sango-101: You IDIOT!!! It's only a story!! STORY!!! Which WE wrote!!! *grumbles under breath "I swear you belong in a loony bin sometimes* I've been telling you for years, IT'S NOT REAL!!?
(Baka-baka: Remember anger management book, page 364, lesson 689, breath in through nose, out through mouth. Find a happy spot, just keep swimming, swimming, swimming, what do we do we, SWIM!)
(Sango-101: Just shut up!! And I told you, I want my Finding Nemo movie back. I know you still have it!!)
(Baka-baka: *cowers in a corner* ok...
(Sango-101/Baka-baka: Back to story)
Miroku, instantly alert, gripped his staff and shielded his nose from the fog's odor. Inuyasha, stepping in front of Kagome, grabbed the hilt of his sword (we don't know how to spell tet-somethin-or-other), slowly unsheathing it from it's dormant hold, while Sango took a fighting stance, prepared as always, with one hand resting lightly upon the strap of her weapon. (we also don't know how to spell the huri-watcha-ma-call-it)
"Kagome," called MIroku, "where are they now?"
The young miko shook her head. "I can't tell, the fog is to heavy, It's like it's poison."
Inuyasha growled. "Kagome, cover your mouth. I can't smell anything, not even you."
(Sango-101: Which, personally, I consider a good thing. I mean, *I* wouldn't want to smell anyone in the first place, unless they smell good. But it doesn't say she smells good. For all we know, Inuyasha might be thinking "Pew, I'm sure glad I can't smell that Kagome anymore!...)
(Baka-baka: You're ruining it!!!! It's starting to get good. (trust me, I should know.))
Miroku was concentrating on the unbelievably evil aura around him. "It's here," he said, eyes slightly narrowing in confusion. "The aura is strong with evil, but not, somehow different."
Shippo's tail flicked slightly as he caught a sound. He tugged lightly on the bottom of Inuyasha's pants. "It's over there," he said, pointing a small, shaking finger at a shadow emerging from the fog.
(Baka-baka: AHH!! Another scary moment!)
(Sango-101: Would you just shut up, and let the readers finish this chapter?)
(Baka-baka: *grumbles* fine, but I need a bathroom break first.)
Sango gasped as the fog parted, and a blinding light flashed, followed by a beautiful girl emerging from the depths.
She laughed menacingly. *~*~*~*
(A/N): baka-baka: bum bum bum!!!! What will happen next? Did I get my bathroom break? And who is the mysterious lady?
Sango-101: Oh, stop with the theatrics. And for goodness sakes people, the girl isn't KIKYO. *insert word of choice here*
Baka-baka: Yeah, I just heard on the breaking news coverage that she died *again*
Sango-101: Geez! How many times can a person die. And, uh, what 'breaking news coverage'? The imaginary one in your loony mind?
Baka-baka: Dorkus, as if. I do not have a loony mind. Anyways, it was on Anime News.com, breaking new coverage. (not a real site peoples, so don't try it)
Sango-101: OH, *that* one. Yeah, I read it too. So, pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease review.
Sango-101/Baka-baka: Thanks, and tune in for the next editon of Crazy Talk at 12 (midnight).