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Edward was on her left, Jacob was on her right. She was in the middle.

They were so busy screaming at each other, they didn't notice her.

It was like she was invisible. And it annoyed the crap out of her.

"Guys…" Bella started, but didn't finish.

"You're too dangerous for her, dog!"

"And you're not, leech?"

"I won't let her!"

"Yeah, right!"

"She picked me, Jacob!"

"That doesn't mean anything, Ed-thing!"

"Oh, yes, it does, space heater!"

"No, it doesn't, frozen rock!"

"Give up, pup!"

"I'm not that weak, freak!"

Bella rolled her eyes, because first they were giving each other nicknames and NOW they were rhyming. "Er…"

"Vampires are better!"

"Werewolves are!"

"Eh, no!"

"Yes, they are!"

"Little boy!"

"Grandpa!"

Edward gasped in a kind of gay way. "OH, NO, YOU DIDN'T!"

"HELL I DID!" Jacob now smirked.

"Did you just told me I'm….old?!"

"Yeah…You are. I can see the wrinkles."

"What?!" His voice turned very high now. "I can't get old! OH MY GOD!"

Bella sighed now. "Jake…"

"Face it, leech! YOU'RE GETTING OOOOOO-HOOOOOLD!"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

"Hehe."

"You know Jacob…You're teeth, they aren't very perfect anymore. They're turning yellow, just like those of a real dog."

"…"

"I'm serious, …"

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!" Jacob now did some sort of weird dance, Edward was laughing behind his hand. Bella crossed her arms. "Gu-huys…"

But still no reply.

"What am I gonna do?! Maybe I can steal those things from Rosalie…Or get a new face…Plastic surgery…"

"I have to go to the dentist! Or I'll get braces! New teeth!"

She was getting sick of it now.

"Maybe I can give Aro a call…He has no wrinkles, and is old…Maybe he has some tips…"

"That's why the old lady looked at me so weird! It wasn't because of the pink hair or the heels, it was about my teeth!"

"You know, Jake, she still chose me."

"SO?!"

"That means she rather has an old guy than you!"

"Or she just waited until you got blind, and dumped you then!"

"She wouldn't!"

"Wait and see, leech!"

"You better not-"

Bella came. Bella listened. Bella waited. Bella exploded.

"GUYS! DANG IT! I'm STANDING right HERE! COULD YOU PLEASE, SHUT UP, FOR ONE, ONE LITTLE, MOMENT?!!!?!?!!?!" She screamed at such a volume that both of the guys winced. "Fine." She sighed. "Taylor! Robert!" Two guys popped in, and Jacob and Edward stared incredulously at Bella. "What?!"

"This is Rob." She pointed at one of the boys. "And this is Taylor…" She pointed at the other. "And I'm going with them to Hawaii. Because they're freakishly hot and sexy." Bella told Edward and Jacob in a normal voice. "So, if you think you're done with blabbering about your face, call me, and maybe I'll come back." She glanced flirty at Taylor and Robert. "But I thiiiink, I'll have some fun till then."

And in a flash, they were gone.

Leaving Edward and Jacob speechless.

And me giggling behind my computer.

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