I walked back and forth across the plains, dumb Jedi. They should be here by now; I destroyed a clone ship so that the Jedi would come to this planet. I was hoping Ahsoka would be one of the Jedi that came, how long I've waited. I plan on killing her once she's here, I hate her. I now this isn't a very good plan. But how else would I get Ahsoka to come. I mean I can't just walk into the stinking Jedi temple and kill her. She needs to be alone and distracted. If she doesn't come I will be pissed, I recently discovered a spell to transport me here, and I'm a 7th year at Hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry. Finally, oh crap there's only one ship. Ahsoka wouldn't be allowed to go all by herself. I need to get out of here, and quick. I can't run for it so I hide behind a rock. It's landed, Its Anakin Skywalker, where's his stupid apprentice. Dang it, he saw me, I'm so stupid. I quickly try and get my wand out. But it's too late.

"What are you doing here?" he yells.

I don't answer at first. He has his lightsaber up to my throat.

"I live here"
"I don't see any house around"
"I was going on a walk"
"I don't believe you"
Now what am I supposed to do.

"Where's your apprentice?"
"Why are you asking me that, are you some weird fan of hers"

"No I hate her; I'm here to kill her"

Shit, I didn't mean to say that, I'm so dead. Wait a second why is he putting his lightsaber away?

"Aren't you going to kill me?"
"No, I've been trying to figure out a way to kill that thing for ages now I found someone who can do it for me"
"You hate her too?"
"Yeah, actually all the Jedi besides Yoda and Plo Koon hate her guts"
"Why?"
"She's a stuck up little brat, she's thinks she's all that all because she's my apprentice, and she has a creepy crush on me"
"EWWWW!!!"
"I know, it's disgusting and she plans on marrying me someday, like that's ever going to happen"

"Is she coming?"
"Yeah I left Coruscant before she did so she should be here any minute"
"What do I do then?"
"I will tell her to stay her, I will leave, before I do I will block the communicators of course and then she's all yours"
"Got it"

"Oh and you might want to shot her arms so she can't start using the force on you, okay"
"Okay"
"Here she comes go hide"

I jump behind the rock again.

"Hey Anakin"
"Ahsoka I told you to call me master!"
"Anakin sounds better the master"
"So?"
"So I'm going to call you Anakin, so we should g to the crash site now"
"Ahsoka I am going by myself, you will stay here and guard the ships"
"WHAT! why?"
"Because I said so"
Anakin ran off to the crash site, I pulled out my wand, and jumped up and shoot a spell at her both her arms twice. She started screaming Anakin.

"He's not going to help you"
"How do you know"
"I have my ways"
"What are you doing"
"I'm trying to kill you"
"Why?"
"Because I hate you, the whole galaxy hates you"
"They do not"
"Name five people who like you"
"Plo Koon Yoda, Anakin, and uhhhh..."

"You could only name two"
"What I named three"
"Anakin hates you"
"How would you know that"
"He told me so"
"What what's that stick for"

"It's to poke you with, WHAT DO YOU THINK IT'S FOR?"
"Uhhhh..."
"AVADA KEDAVRA!"