Dear Fanfiction: Harry Potter Style

by bichlient04

HP Characters find Fanfiction and this is their response.

1. Snape and Harry Pairing

Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter, Rowling does. If I owned it, Fred would not have died. The story is set in the 6th year.

Dear Fanfiction,

What's up with Snape and me in a relationship?! Why would I date the Greasy Bat of the Dungeons. Just gross and I'm not GAY! And, he is way older than me.

From,

Harry