The Real Uzumaki Naruto
Author: This idea is completely random and because it is random, it means that is usually funny. This idea is based upon a youtube video called "The Real Drama King" based on the anime Ouran High School Host Club and the song "The Real Slim Shady" by Emiem. I hope many of you enjoy this and ignore any cursing, spelling or grammar mistakes that you might find. Thank you again and please enjoy.
Disclaimer: I do not have/own the rights to the song or to Naruto. This is fan written for the enjoyment of others who want to hear a good crack. Please sponsor the official people for their work.
May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real Uzumaki Naruto please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Uzumaki Naruto please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here.
Y'all act like you've seen never seen a white ninja before
Hands down like Jiraya just fell to the floor
Watching women in the shower like never before
Thinking to himself and going "AHH!"
Then it's the return of the
"Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding, he didn't do what I think he did, did he?"
And Jiraya said…nothing you idiot!
Jiraya's doing research again! (Ha-ha!)
Kunoichi love Sasuke
"Look at him, walking around acting you know what, thinking you know who," "Yeah but he's so cute though,"
He's probably got a couple of screws his head loose
But, no worse than what Kakashi does in his bedroom
Sometimes he just wants let loose
But can't due to his stupid hair mousse
"My fist is your face, my fist is your face"
If I'm lucky I'm going to fucking celebrate
You think your life is full of fucking hate
Well guess what so is every one is this little place
Of coarse you feel that is fucking waste
By the time we get done with this rhyme
You'll be off with that fucking Orochi guy
As he tells you nothing but lies
I guess its beats hanging with the homo guys
But even if we can't be friends
Hoping for the best in the end
I guess I know where I stand
Thanks to you here is the end!
(2X)
Cause I'm the real Uzumaki Naruto, yes the real Uzumaki Naruto
And all you other Uzumaki Naruto's can't hold down a shadow clone
So won't the real Uzumaki Naruto please stand up,
Please stand up, please stand up?
Well the Akastuki don't have to train to get better
Well I do, so fuck them and fuck Sasuke too
Do they even care about who I am?
Haters can't stand me, let alone bear me
"But Naruto, we love you. Just like Bleach,"
Why? So you use me like just like a sheet
Stick me next to a guy who's completely weak
Shit, I mine as well sit next to Yu-gi and One Piece
And hear them argue who really sucks
"It is you Yami who is the a fuck"
I should probably go buy their dvds
And screw them for trying to be like me
All the animes fucking annoy me
Trying to get at me and destroy me
There's a million of us just like me
Who cuss like me and don't give a hell like me
Who dress like me; walk, talk and act like me
And just might be the next big then but not like me!
(2X)
Cause I'm the real Uzumaki Naruto, yes the real Uzumaki Naruto
And all you other Uzumaki Naruto's can't hold down a shadow clone
So won't the real Uzumaki Naruto please stand up,
Please stand up, please stand up?
I'm like a head ach to listen to, cause I'm given you
Crap to joke about with your friends in the living room
Naruto Uzumaki has the balls to say it
Not false or dumpling coated like most of y'all think
I just get up and say it
So I don't have to spray it
I'm better than all the animes out there
You wonder how the fans keep buying my stuff
Probably because there attracted Sasuke luff (luffle/love for short)
It's funny cause when I'm Hokage playing darts
I'll still be on the number one top charts
Punching there asses one by one
And I am having my little fun
And every one will be a Uzumaki bum
Working for me making little sum
Or even just becoming dumb
Screaming "I want to get out of this show!"
Even looking for a way out where there's no where to go
So will the real Uzumaki Naruto please stand up?
Put up those fists on each hand up
And be proud and outta control
And one more time, loud as you can, how does it goes?
(4X)
Cause I'm the real Uzumaki Naruto, yes the real Uzumaki Naruto
And all you other Uzumaki Naruto's can't hold down a shadow clone
So won't the real Uzumaki Naruto please stand up,
Please stand up, please stand up?
Haha
Guess there's an Uzumaki Naruto in all of us
Screw this, every one stand up
Expect you Sasuke!
Go fuck your self!
Peace!