This is a story about America's debt to China. Now, even though it is only around 12 percent of the total debt of the US, and that China owes America some money, it is still a massive amount of debt.

So, America was thinking of a way to get rid of that debt. He could reduce spending, but his boss would not approve. He could sell a state, but he loved all of his children! He couldn't just sell one of his kids! That doesn't go with his ideology!

Then, a 16 year old entered America's home. He had jeans pulled down under his waist, a backwards cap, and a gold chain with the letters N and J on his neck. He was tan, and had black hair. His shirt had the words "Jersey Shore" printed upon them. He was thin and had a little muscle. Then, his pet cow went through, also with a backwards cap and a gold chain that said "T".

" Yo, dad, I got arrested again! Turns out you can't shoot people because they insulted your body," the 16 year old said in an annoying accent. " I need about twenty million dollars for legal fees!" America looked at the 16 year old and a smile appeared on his face. " Hey, New Jersey, do you want to go on a vacation," America said. " As long as Trenton comes along with me," New Jersey said as he pointed to the cow. The cow mooed. " Yeah, you can bring him..."

America dug into his pockets and pulled out his phone. He dialed the number for China and brought the phone to his ear. After a couple of seconds, China picked the phone up.

" Hello America, this is China. What do you want?" " Hey, I'll sell you one of my states if you get rid of my debts!" China paused for a moment and whispered Hawaii for a couple of times. " OK Aru, deal! Now, I will pick up Hawaii, the closest state to me at 7:30-"

America laughed. " You aren't getting Hawaii! Your getting someone, um, better?" New Jersey was standing on his cow, flexing and not paying attention to the conversation. America chuckled. " I'll ship him to you, and he should arrive tomorrow! Goodby!" America quickly hung up and looked at New Jersey.

China, surprised that America hung up so soon, thought of states he could receive. Maybe California, Oregon, or Washington would be in his control!

{2 Hours Later}

New Jersey, Trenton, and America were in front of an extremely large post office. The sky was clear and sunny, sunlight shining on a sign on the top of the post office that said "UPS". The building was blue at the top and bottom with white in the middle. Two large glass doors stood in front of the group. America was carrying a gigantic box with foam spewing out of it.

" Yo, dad, this doesn't seem like a vacation spot," New Jersey said, unamused. Trenton mooed in agreement. " Well, I need to mail something to China. he would probably go to war with us if I didn't," America explained, trying to hold back a grin that would surely make New Jersey suspicious...

America looked at the spot where New Jersey was a couple of seconds ago. He couldn't find the annoying thing! He looked around, and saw New Jersey laying on top of two poles. " Yo, dad, this is the perfect spot for PLANKING!" Then, New Jersey fell down and a crack filled the air.

" Dad, I'm BLEEDING!" America smiled and picked up New Jersey. He laid him in the box. " This foam will help stop the bleeding!" America then picked up Trenton and threw him into the box. He quickly closed it before New Jersey could try to escape, and brought some duct tape out of his pocket. He sealed the box as New Jersey started to protest. Then, once the box was safely sealed, he poked a hole in a box using a pencil. He slapped a sticker with China's address on it and put a stack of cash on the box with "Shipping" drawn on the first bill. America laughed as he walked away, got into his car, and left.

{1 Day Later}

New Jersey and Trenton were silent as the sound of an airplane engine filled their ears. They stopped trying to escape or talk because that would use up energy that should be used for rapping and watching Jersey Shore. New Jersey was OK once his father abandoned him. America was holding him back!

{12 Hours Later}

New Jersey and Trenton couldn't go to sleep! That engine was starting to get really annoying! However, as seen as New Jersey thought about the engine, it stopped! Oh, what a relief! It was now time to get some well deserved sleep...

Then, his crate hit the ground. Thankfully, New Jersey had the foam to cushion his fall, and Trenton had New Jersey to cushion his fall! Now, after New Jersey yelped in pain, Trenton rolled off of him. He felt the crate being dragged around for a couple of minutes and then, a beam of light shined on his face.

China was confused once he got his new peace of land. He didn't expect America to ACTUALLY ship the state to him. Well, it didn't matter how the state was shipped to him! This person is the first step to creating a great Chinese empire again! So, China decided to give him/her a friendly greeting!

" Hello, Aru! Welcome to the Chinese empire!" The thing in the box groaned and then yelled. " ARE YOU TELLING ME AMERICA GAVE ME TO CHINA, WHERE EVERYBODY EATS DOGS AND CATS AND BARELY HAS ANY MONEY TO LIVE ON? DID HE LITERALLY SHIP ME TO THE PLACE WHERE THOSE HORRIBLE SPECIAL EDITION JERSEY SHORE DVD'S WERE MADE!?

China frowned. He didn't expect the state to LIE SO MUCH! His people were totally rich! Yeah...

" What is your name, new part of the Chinese empire?" The state crawled out of the box and looked up at his new "Father". " I'm New Jersey, ya dog eating stupid Asian," New Jersey said in his accent. China frowned. " You are now under my control, so you must obey my rules. If you do not obey my rules, you will go where Tibet is!" New Jersey looked confused. " Tibet? Isn't that somewhere in Africa?"

China stared at the less than impressive 16 year old. A couple trillion dollars for him? What a ripoff! Then, the box moved. " Is another nation in there, Aru?" China has a sparkle in his eye. " Nah, it's Trenton, MY COW!" The cow in question mooed in response and popped his head out. China looked at the cow and licked his lips. " I never get fresh beef in Beijing!" Trenton started mooing, looking worried. New Jersey took off his shirt and yelled at China. " DON'T TOUCH TRENTON OR YOU WILL BE DESTROYED BY SNOOKIE!" China looked at the 16 year old and raised an eyebrow. "Snookie?"

New Jersey stared at the Asian nation. " Yeah, Snookie from Jersey shore! She's my role model! I'll have to show you her someday!"

Now, before we continue with the conversation. Let me describe the room to you. New Jersey and China were standing in the middle of the room while Trenton was in the box beside them. A large rug was in the center of the room, with couches on either sides that had pillows with flowers on them. A chandelier was at the top of the room and providing light. A giant Chinese dragon was just outside the rug, seemingly breathing fire.

China looked at New Jersey in disgust. " I will not watch American TV Shows, and neither will you!" New Jersey's draw dropped open. " BUT A NEW SEASON OF JERSEY SHORE IS COMING ON, YOU CRUEL MONSTER! YOU MUST LET ME WATCH MY REALITY TV!"

" Those shows are extremely stupid, Aru! I don't want your brain being poisoned even more!" New Jersey looked at China for a couple of seconds. " Come on Trenton, we're leaving!" The cow quickly pushed himself out of the box and followed New Jersey, who expected to get away just fine.

However, China thought differently. " GUARDS, PLEASE SEND THIS MAN TO TIBET'S ROOM!" New Jersey once again thought how China could be in control of an African country, but that thought was quickly replaces by "RUN!"

So, New Jersey and Trenton ran and actually successfully got out of China's palace! However, there was one more problem.

An America and a Cow were running away from Chinese guards at high speeds, yelling about Jersey Shore. In the middle of Beijing. Beijing, one of the most densely populated places in the world. I'm just going to leave you to think about what happened.