This is just something my friend and I randomly came up with one day. Enjoy!
Chocobo + Energy Drink= Madness
Lightning slowly walked, listening to the grass blow in
the wind and the low conversation of the others in the
group, while sipping on an energy drink. She swallowed a mouthful then shook the can slightly. 'Not much left' she thought, so she sat the can on the ground and continued walking. " I think we should stop and start setting up camp before the sun goes down," she announced to the others. Unknown to them while they were setting up a chocobo slowly walked up to the energy drink can Lightning had sat down and sniffed the opening. It picked it up with its beak and drank the rest of the liquid.
Hope was slowly walking back to the group with some supplies when he noticed the chocobo, but could only see its feathery butt. Slowly the chocobo lifted its head and looked in Hopes direction, finally noticing him, with the can still stuck to its beak. "Uhhhh guys I think the chocobo was drinking something out of a can" Hope said. "What?!" Lightning and Snow looked up and said in usion. As Hope stares at the chocobo he notices that there is an insane look coming into its eyes. Hope drops the supplies and slowly starts backing away from it when suddenly its feathers ruffle crazily and it squawks loudly as it charges.
"AHHHH!" Hope screamed and began running with the chocobo right on his heels. "HOPE! I'LL SAVE YOU! BECAUSE I AM A *SLAP* OUCH!" JUST GO HELP HIM YOU IDIOT" Lightning yelled at Snow. Snow rubbed his face before running after the crazed chocobo chasing Hope. Everyone watches as Hope runs back by with the chocobo squawking madly behind him and Snow following closely yelling "GET BACK HERE YOU CRAZY BIRD!" Then the same image running back this time Snow yelling "DON'T BE AFRAID OF IT HOPE! THEY SMELL FEAR!"
Vanille was on the ground laughing at the scene with Fang looking at her and the scene with both an annoyed and slightly amused look in her eyes. While Sazh and the chocobo chick both looked on, heads moving in usion, with looks of 'WTF?' Lightning pinches the bridge of her nose, 'I should have just finished the drink' she thought while Hopes screams, the chocobos squawks, and Snows curses and threats continue in the background.
Hope you enjoyed! Please review! There will later be a picture to go with this story on deviant art. I will post the link for it here whenever it is finished.