Lo-ki
AN: Again I have no excuse. Please review!
Tony sighed. His epic plan of awesomeness to gain blackmail for revenge for the whole "Iron-man" was failing miserably. Apparently getting Hawkeye drunk wasn't enough to get him to spill any embarrassing secrets or interesting info – it was as if the archer didn't trust him! Instead he just got spaced-out and thoughtful with occasional giggle outbreaks.
"You know what I really don't get?" Clint's voice was pensive.
"No." Stark sighed, drunk Hawkeye wasn't fun Hawkeye - nobody else got the jokes.
"I don't get why he did all the drama and stuff. I mean taking over your tower is so against his nature, and all his huge "Evil Master-villain" monologues made him a walking oxymoron when you think about it, right?"
Tony listened a little closer his rambling seemed mean more coherent.
"What do you mean Barton?"
"I mean it's in his name. He's 'sposed to be low-key."
"Right. Keep telling yourself that."