It was the first ever Hogwarts singing contest and all 4-7 years were
there. The Great Hall, which was usually filled with five tables - four for
the houses and a fifth for the teachers, was now fully transformed into and
auditorium. Rows upon rows of velvety, red chairs lined the area of the
hall that wasn't covered by the oaken stage Dumbledore had magicked up.
"Welcome, students, to our first ever Hogwarts singing contest. The rules are as follow:
1. You may enter as often as you like but no-one can use the same song twice.
2. You cannot sing a song which has already been sung.
3. No inappropriate songs please :: *cough*Slytherins*cough* ::
4. Cursing, hexing, distracting other contestants while they are singing. (you can do what you like with them after they finish)
Now to start it all of we have The Marauders from Gryffindor singing Chained To You."
The boys walked onto the stage and wolf whistles could be heard coming from the female population of Hogwarts. This is why:
James and Sirius were wearing muscle-showing, blue tank tops and tight, black tracksuit bottoms.
(okay altogether girls :: happy sigh :: ) Remus was wearing a stylish navy jacket and black jeans, while Peter (who was very, very scared of public performances) was wearing a plain blue t-shirt and baggy black cargos - thank bloody god!.
The cheers mainly came from the female population who had to calm down as the song began.
JAMES:
We were standing all alone you were leaning into speak to me,
Acting like a mover shaker dancing to Madonna then you kissed me.
"Er.. pardon my ignorance but who's Madonna?" Merloyn Jacques asked her best friends Lily Evans and Jenna McNamara.
"A stupid, famous, muggle female singer who doesn't wear enough clothes"
"Oh, er.. thanks."
JAMES:
And I think about it all the time.
Sweet temptation rush all over me.
And I think about it all the time,
Passion and desire so intense I can't take anymore
'Cause
ALL:
I feel the magic all around you,
It's bringing me to my knees,
Like a wannabe,
I gottabe,
Chained to you…
REMUS:
And when you looked into my eyes, felt a sudden sense of urgency,
Fascination casts a spell and you became more than just a mystery,
"Isn't he just sooo cute?"
"I can't believe that you, Jenna I'm-the-hottest-girl-in-Hogwarts McNamara is falling head over heels for Remus I'm-too-shy Lupin!"
"He's not that bad Merloyn,"
And I think about it all the time,
Is this fate is it my destiny?
And I think about it all the time
I no longer pretend I have my hand on the wheel
'Cause
ALL:
I feel the magic all around you,
It's bringing me to my knees,
Like a wannabe,
I gottabe,
Chained to you.
I feel the magic all around you,
It's bringing me to my knees,
Like a wannabe,
I gottabe,
Chained to you…
1
2
3 "Stuff it, I'm doing that song I was planning to,"
"You go girl!"
"Yeah go Jenna, I'm sure Remus will love it,"
"I'm not dedicating it to him,"
"Then who?"
"Well, it's to him but I'm not saying that. He probably doesn't like me."
"Are you kidding? You're the hottest girl in Hogwarts!"
"I think Luscius Look-at-me Malfoy is hot. Do I like him?"
"Well, do you?"
SIRIUS:
……Tell me it's madness, I barely know you,
We were standing all alone you were leaning n to speak to me.
Ten steps back you're still a mystery,
Acting like a mover shaker dancing to Madonna then you kissed me,
I can't take anymore
'Cause
ALL:
I feel the magic all around you,
It's bringing me to my knees,
Like a wannabe,
I gottabe,
Chained to you…
I feel the magic building around you
I feel the magic all around you,
It's bringing me to my knees,
Like a wannabe,
I gottabe,
Chained to you…
JAMES:
Tell me it's madness
REMUS:
I barely know you
The hall was shaking from the cheers coming from the students. Lily, Merloyn and Jenna were on their feet clapping and cheering their brains out. Remus was blushing like crazy, Peter, who was so overwhelmed by the applause and was too busy trying to look cool, crashed into a pole, and James and Sirius walked down towards their seat like this sort of thing happened everyday.
"That was great!" Jenna told the boys as they stopped to talk. Remus turned an even redder shade of red and just stood there gawking at the brunette.
"Er…Moony, mate, snap out of it," James said to his friend.
Sirius, the least patient of the four, just grabbed the poor guy and began shaking him.
"Er..er…err…..What?" Remus said.
"Mate, you were starring at that chick for like ages. Man, we all know you like her but maybe you shouldn't make such a fool of yourself," Sirius replied.
"Well, we better sit down. She's about to do a solo," Peter said.
"Should we be scared?" James asked Sirius.
"Why would I know? Oh yeah I forgot, but I still don't know. She doesn't sing in the shower," the teenager replied.
"You what!" Remus exclaimed (poor, innocent Remus)
"Don't worry, she's all yours mate."
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Naughty, naughty Sirius. Well, I hoped you liked it. I'll try to make it a bit funnier. I'll post the next two up with this one as well.
Give me a R!
Give me an E!
Give me a V!
Give me an I!
Give me another E!
Give me a W!
What does it spell!
Small 5 year old walks up. "I don't know miss. I can't spell but can we have milk and biccies now?
"Hell no! What sort of kid are you anyway that doesn't know how to spell? I was reading when I was four! Detention for a century!"
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"Welcome, students, to our first ever Hogwarts singing contest. The rules are as follow:
1. You may enter as often as you like but no-one can use the same song twice.
2. You cannot sing a song which has already been sung.
3. No inappropriate songs please :: *cough*Slytherins*cough* ::
4. Cursing, hexing, distracting other contestants while they are singing. (you can do what you like with them after they finish)
Now to start it all of we have The Marauders from Gryffindor singing Chained To You."
The boys walked onto the stage and wolf whistles could be heard coming from the female population of Hogwarts. This is why:
James and Sirius were wearing muscle-showing, blue tank tops and tight, black tracksuit bottoms.
(okay altogether girls :: happy sigh :: ) Remus was wearing a stylish navy jacket and black jeans, while Peter (who was very, very scared of public performances) was wearing a plain blue t-shirt and baggy black cargos - thank bloody god!.
The cheers mainly came from the female population who had to calm down as the song began.
JAMES:
We were standing all alone you were leaning into speak to me,
Acting like a mover shaker dancing to Madonna then you kissed me.
"Er.. pardon my ignorance but who's Madonna?" Merloyn Jacques asked her best friends Lily Evans and Jenna McNamara.
"A stupid, famous, muggle female singer who doesn't wear enough clothes"
"Oh, er.. thanks."
JAMES:
And I think about it all the time.
Sweet temptation rush all over me.
And I think about it all the time,
Passion and desire so intense I can't take anymore
'Cause
ALL:
I feel the magic all around you,
It's bringing me to my knees,
Like a wannabe,
I gottabe,
Chained to you…
REMUS:
And when you looked into my eyes, felt a sudden sense of urgency,
Fascination casts a spell and you became more than just a mystery,
"Isn't he just sooo cute?"
"I can't believe that you, Jenna I'm-the-hottest-girl-in-Hogwarts McNamara is falling head over heels for Remus I'm-too-shy Lupin!"
"He's not that bad Merloyn,"
And I think about it all the time,
Is this fate is it my destiny?
And I think about it all the time
I no longer pretend I have my hand on the wheel
'Cause
ALL:
I feel the magic all around you,
It's bringing me to my knees,
Like a wannabe,
I gottabe,
Chained to you.
I feel the magic all around you,
It's bringing me to my knees,
Like a wannabe,
I gottabe,
Chained to you…
1
2
3 "Stuff it, I'm doing that song I was planning to,"
"You go girl!"
"Yeah go Jenna, I'm sure Remus will love it,"
"I'm not dedicating it to him,"
"Then who?"
"Well, it's to him but I'm not saying that. He probably doesn't like me."
"Are you kidding? You're the hottest girl in Hogwarts!"
"I think Luscius Look-at-me Malfoy is hot. Do I like him?"
"Well, do you?"
SIRIUS:
……Tell me it's madness, I barely know you,
We were standing all alone you were leaning n to speak to me.
Ten steps back you're still a mystery,
Acting like a mover shaker dancing to Madonna then you kissed me,
I can't take anymore
'Cause
ALL:
I feel the magic all around you,
It's bringing me to my knees,
Like a wannabe,
I gottabe,
Chained to you…
I feel the magic building around you
I feel the magic all around you,
It's bringing me to my knees,
Like a wannabe,
I gottabe,
Chained to you…
JAMES:
Tell me it's madness
REMUS:
I barely know you
The hall was shaking from the cheers coming from the students. Lily, Merloyn and Jenna were on their feet clapping and cheering their brains out. Remus was blushing like crazy, Peter, who was so overwhelmed by the applause and was too busy trying to look cool, crashed into a pole, and James and Sirius walked down towards their seat like this sort of thing happened everyday.
"That was great!" Jenna told the boys as they stopped to talk. Remus turned an even redder shade of red and just stood there gawking at the brunette.
"Er…Moony, mate, snap out of it," James said to his friend.
Sirius, the least patient of the four, just grabbed the poor guy and began shaking him.
"Er..er…err…..What?" Remus said.
"Mate, you were starring at that chick for like ages. Man, we all know you like her but maybe you shouldn't make such a fool of yourself," Sirius replied.
"Well, we better sit down. She's about to do a solo," Peter said.
"Should we be scared?" James asked Sirius.
"Why would I know? Oh yeah I forgot, but I still don't know. She doesn't sing in the shower," the teenager replied.
"You what!" Remus exclaimed (poor, innocent Remus)
"Don't worry, she's all yours mate."
……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………
Naughty, naughty Sirius. Well, I hoped you liked it. I'll try to make it a bit funnier. I'll post the next two up with this one as well.
Give me a R!
Give me an E!
Give me a V!
Give me an I!
Give me another E!
Give me a W!
What does it spell!
Small 5 year old walks up. "I don't know miss. I can't spell but can we have milk and biccies now?
"Hell no! What sort of kid are you anyway that doesn't know how to spell? I was reading when I was four! Detention for a century!"
Please R-E-V-I-E-W REVIEW!!!