My parody for Ore no Imouto! Enjoy!
Kirino woke up to the bright sunlight of summer. She sat up in her bed and looked around. All was quiet. She quickly jumped out of her sleepware and got into some outside clothes. She leaped onto her chair and fired up her computer. Making sure that no one was awake, she quickly logged onto an online eroge and began to play joyfully. Strange enough, she could not hear the snoring of her brother, Kyosuke, in the room next to her. She banged her head on the table. "WHY AM I THINKING ABOUT HIM?" the thought harshly. After about two hours, she shut the lid and padded out into the hallway.
She could hear her mother cooking downstairs, so she walked down the stairs and walked into the living room/kitchen/dining room. Her father was sitting in his usual spot, reading his newspaper. She sat down and flicked the TV on to the news. Her father grunted in greeting. She ignored him and continued to watch the news. After a while, her mother walked into the room and placed some omelets on the table. "Eat up!" she said, totally ignoring the fact that Kyosuke was nowhere in sight. She sat down and began to eat with the rest of the family.
When Kirino finished her meal, she placed her plates in the sink and was out the door. She went to take a walk around the city. On her way to the convenient store, she bumped into Kuroneko. Kuroneko looked up, but didn't say anything. Kirino kept her tsundere and kept on walking. When she got into the convienience store she turned in and looked around. And what she saw shocked her...