Hi all! It's Josie here, but Paula wrote this, because she's awesome. It was written back in August after we saw Eclipse and turned into crazy fangirls. It's about the awesomeness of Jacob, and it's very fangirly, so if you're a Jacob fan, read and enjoy, if you're an Edward fan, read and try not to be offended! R&R everyone!
~ WhovianTrekkies
Ode To Jacob Black
When Jakey said 'I'm hotter than you
I knew it had to be true
om nom nom, it had to be said,
much better than a vamp who's dead.
So, all the fangirls squeal
'cause he's too hot to be real
his muscles are so hot,
Edward looks like a pile of rot.
His eyes are so brown,
I think I might drown
Like Bella nearly had done
jumping off a cliff for fun.
As for his hair,
well, what to say there?
Yum, to tell you the truth
just look at him for proof.
So, this is an ode to Jacob Black
who is so beautiful it's hard to keep track
of the actual plotline of Eclipse
…Because he had such lovely lips.
Edward is not nearly so good
,And I don't mean to be rude,
but he should leave without a row
For it's Jake I live for now