Oh How I envy...
Oh how I envy Britney & Justin, they seem to never fight
Oh how I envy Jessica and Nick, who have been just from one night
Oh how I envy Jennifer Lopez, who lets image determine her heart (ha ha)
Oh how I envy Tara and Carson, hopefully they won't part
Oh how I envy, Backstreet Boys, they've been together so long
Oh how I envy, *Nsync, who just can't stop making songs
Oh how I envy 98 degrees, who seem to believe they made it
Oh how I envy Pink, that girl keeps coming with hit after hit
Oh how I envy Eden's Crush, those girls are so lucky
Oh how I envy Nelly Furtado, the road to fame is rocky
Oh how I envy Christina Aguilera, boy, can that girl sing
Oh how I envy Fred Durst, director of everything
Oh how I envy Destiny's Child, surviving it all the way
Oh how I envy 3LW, well what can you say :(
Oh how I envy O-Town, who have voices of their own
Oh how I envy Missy, if she'd just stay in her own zone
Oh how I envy Mystikal, he's shaking everything fast
Oh how I envy Britney, 'Ooops' she has gas
Oh how I envy S-Club 7, trying to make it big
Oh how I envy BBMak, still can't get a gig
Oh how I envy Ja Rule, he really is da bomb
Oh how I envy Eminem, everyone hide, run
Oh how I envy the girl who wrote this, she has lots of time
This is just a joke; she just had to find some rhymes
Oh please don't take it personal, she always does things like this
Just to test MTV's nerves and see if they'll get pissed.
Oh how I envy Britney & Justin, they seem to never fight
Oh how I envy Jessica and Nick, who have been just from one night
Oh how I envy Jennifer Lopez, who lets image determine her heart (ha ha)
Oh how I envy Tara and Carson, hopefully they won't part
Oh how I envy, Backstreet Boys, they've been together so long
Oh how I envy, *Nsync, who just can't stop making songs
Oh how I envy 98 degrees, who seem to believe they made it
Oh how I envy Pink, that girl keeps coming with hit after hit
Oh how I envy Eden's Crush, those girls are so lucky
Oh how I envy Nelly Furtado, the road to fame is rocky
Oh how I envy Christina Aguilera, boy, can that girl sing
Oh how I envy Fred Durst, director of everything
Oh how I envy Destiny's Child, surviving it all the way
Oh how I envy 3LW, well what can you say :(
Oh how I envy O-Town, who have voices of their own
Oh how I envy Missy, if she'd just stay in her own zone
Oh how I envy Mystikal, he's shaking everything fast
Oh how I envy Britney, 'Ooops' she has gas
Oh how I envy S-Club 7, trying to make it big
Oh how I envy BBMak, still can't get a gig
Oh how I envy Ja Rule, he really is da bomb
Oh how I envy Eminem, everyone hide, run
Oh how I envy the girl who wrote this, she has lots of time
This is just a joke; she just had to find some rhymes
Oh please don't take it personal, she always does things like this
Just to test MTV's nerves and see if they'll get pissed.