Please forgive me for this but I thought it started funny!!!!! Oh well don't sue me its just humor.

Pirotess sat on the dark black thrown chair next to where Ashram would sit. She glanced around and looked to make sure no one was there. Then she began to sit all comfortable and like she was the queen of the world or something.

            " Blah Blah Blah. Off with your head!!!" she began to laugh and giggle.

        " I could do that to you for mimicking my ruling on my thrown."

        Ashram walked up the steps to her and made a smirk on his face.

        " Well there is a way you could get away with it. Only if you give me something that I will always like." He rolled his eyes down then up at her.

        " Oh I see."

        She carefully got up and moved towards him as if she was going to do what he wanted, like she was his slave or something.

        "  No, no, no." She stood in front of him and shook her finger back and forth.

        " You are a bad, bad boy." She quickly withdrew her sword and put it away at the blink of his eye.

        He immediately fell to the floor with his eyes huge as can be. He looked at her and was trying to talk but couldn't because of his pain she caused him. He fell to the floor dead, bleeding to death from his throat.

        " No it is my thrown not yours." She laughed at him and signaled a guard to carry his body away. She walked up to the top of the steps, turned around, and sat on the middle seat.

        " This is now my thrown and will soon be my world. And there is nothing anyone can do about it. Ha hah hah hah!!!!!"

        Deedlit, Parn, and there whole crew showed up in front of Pirotess on the thrown. She stood and drew her sword.

        " You are out numbered lower your sword!"

        " I would die over such a thing boo hoo. You guys are pathetic."

        They all attacked each other. CHING CHANG CLANG BOOM BANG OUCH OOH SMACK!!!!!

        They were all scratched up and bruised looking at each other as they parted. Pirotess looked at them. She rubbed the blood from her lip.

        " I will be back."

        " Oh no you won't."

        When the smoke cleared they all searched through the rubble for the bodies and found Pirotess squashed like a fly.

            They were laughing all day long.

I thought it is humorous but tell me what you think ok. I can take some flames but please don't be harsh. Thanks see you later!!!