Mizu: This is a story for all the people that like Kuwabara being a baka (idiot,dummy,stupid or anything similar to that) and I'm one of them. Anyway hope you enjoy it….since I shall bring torture to him! (Evil laugh)

(Kuwabara comes)
Kuwabara: Ah…this is gonna be a story about all those good things right Mizu?

Mizu (with sarcasm): Uh huh….

(Scene starts)

While Kuwabara was walking by himself Kuwabara fell into a hole. Then Kuwabara screamed like a girl and then fell down to a building full of rats. Kuwabara screamed even more that his voice stopped screaming. A mysterious person exclaimed to him," HAHA. Hello, Kuwabara. You shall try my torture plan for me. This is only getting warm up. If you want to go where you belong, you gotta pass my obstacles and IF YOU DO THAT IS, and then you may enjoy your life with goodness THAT IS. So enjoy my torture Kuwabara." Then Kuwabara noticed that the rats disappeared. Kuwabara wondered if he was in a dream or something, but he wasn't. Kuwabara thought, "Is this a new demon?" Then Kuwabara got hit once with a mallet and then Kuwabara wondered if something fell on him and then he started walking, but by the time he was walking, millions of mallet kept coming whenever he did something. Kuwabara tried to attack it before it came, but failed and Kuwabara even tried to summon his sword, but it didn't work. Kuwabara wondered what the person is planning to do on him.

So Kuwabara noticed that there was a door so he went in and opened the door, which lead to a dark room and there was light centered above Yukina. Yukina was stuck in a cage that had an invisible barrier and Yukina was trying to get out but she wasn't able to. Hiei, Kurama and Yusuke in a room were watching the scene from the big screen TV with a mysterious person. Kurama said, "Wow Mizu, you're pretty good for starters." Mizu, the mysterious person replied, "You'll see what I'm planning. Hiei already knows, but just wondering, Hiei do you accept what is going to happen soon?" Hiei nodded and Mizu had an evil smile which made Yusuke and Kurama wondered what it was. So Mizu threw Yusuke and Kurama a book which the title was, How to Destroy Kuwabara By Ayame (Check the bottom of this chapter to figure out more info about it).

Yusuke and Kurama wondered for a second and Yusuke asked, "What are you giving us for? You want us to destroy him for ya?" Mizu replied," Yeah right. The only reason I'm letting you guys watch this since it's a once for a life time experience. Plus I'm recording this too. The book that I threw you guys was a book that my friend, Ayame and is one of Kurama's fan girls, wrote that book since Ayame and I made a deal that she would make a book for me to help her destroy Kuwabara." Yusuke went through the pages looking for what is going to happen next.

While Yusuke went through the pages, Kuwabara was trying every technique to remove the barrier until a big, armored mouse demon came out. Kuwabara shouted so loud that Yukina pretended that her ears hurt when the barrier was sound proof. Then the demon said in an evil way," HAHA…. Now you have to decide, who do you want to save, yourself or Yukina?" Kuwabara continued shouting like a girl he didn't know what the demon said, so the demon started attacking him with one sword straight at him but Kuwabara tried to summon his spirit sword, but it wasn't able to. Kuwabara wondered why his spirit sword wasn't able to be summoned.

So Kuwabara dodged the demon's attack and started punching him, but punching the demon didn't affect anything. Yukina was trying to freeze Kuwabara while he was fighting but Kuwabara wasn't able to stay still. While Kuwabara was battling the rat demon, Hiei started having an evil smile which made Kurama and Yusuke interested at what was happening. Mizu said, "Rule 1 in the book, kill him the old fashioned, bloody, demon way. Well, I'm such in a nice mood, I'm just torturing him, not KILLING him." Yusuke replied," Pretty smart…. But wait did you hire Yukina or something to get her to do that? I never saw Yukina wanting to 'destroy' Kuwabara. She's not that mean from what I know." Mizu replied, "It's an illusion. The only reason I asked Hiei for an approval is that I recorded a tape of Yukina acting like she was doing that and then made the illusion more realistic to make people think its real." Kurama and Yusuke became intrigued with the plan and wondered what was gonna happen next.

Kuwabara continued punching the demon as much as he can, while running away he noticed that Yukina disappeared. So Kuwabara looked for Yukina everywhere in the area that the demon punched Kuwabara harshly which made Kuwabara have a big punch in his face. Then the rat demon disappeared. So Kuwabara looked around and noticed another door so he walked into the door and then the door closed automatically. Kuwabara turned around and tried to open the door but it wasn't able to open. Kuwabara then gave up and looked around what was happening and slowly, one by one, cats appeared. Kuwabara noticed that the cats were happy that he tried to get a hold of holding one of them, but then sooner or later the cats started to be unhappy that they were trying to be destroyed and Kuwabara exclaimed," NOOOOOOOOO! ANYTHING BUT THIS! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NOT THIS! NOOOOOOOOOOO!"

While Kuwabara was being in a sad mood, Mizu laughed a little and stop to say," Rule 4 in the book, the torture will include cats dying. Well right now Kuwabara thinks the cats are dying, but AGAIN it's another illusion. And the rat demon is another illusion I made. How do you like it everyone? Oh yeah, Hiei might like the next part after the cats…" Everyone replied, "Excellent. Pretty good." Then they continued to watch Kuwabara be tortured. So the cats started to disappear in the gas one by one that sooner or later they all disappeared and across from him was another door. Kuwabara continued walking while crying at the same time. By the time he went in the door, he noticed a shadow, but when Kuwabara saw the shadow he sort of noticed it was familiar. Then Hiei came and used his dragon of the darkness flame on him that Kuwabara ran away from it, but he noticed that he was stuck.

Kuwabara prayed," I know I'm going to die, but I hope Yukina will be in good condition, and I want say sorry to Yusuke, Kurama, and Hiei for what I have done to them and I hope that I'll be forever with Botan since she's the only girl I'll just marry…" While Kuwabara kept praying, Mizu said, "Rule 6 in the book, have Hiei use the dragon of the darkness flame on Kuwabara. Well AGAIN, mostly everything in here are illusions, that scene was when I was taking a camera and my camera almost broke that time, but before it broke it took a scene of Hiei using it a while ago I forgot when…" Kurama asked," I must say the author of the book is pretty good at torturing him." Then the stage closes.

(Kuwabara, Yusuke, Mizu, Kurama, and Hiei come and Kuwabara is stuck on a tree and the ground has fire below)

Kuwabara (shouting): AH! I'M IN TROUBLE! SOMEBODY SAVE ME!

Mizu: (sighs and uses her magic to make the fire turn into gas) One word, four letters, you think. Don't you agree Hiei, Kurama and Yusuke?

Yusuke: Yeah.

Kurama: Yeah.

Hiei: Most likely, yes.

(Kuwabara climbs down)

Kuwabara: What is it! Hm, I should check the dictionary.

(Brings the Webster's Dictionary and looks through the pages)

Kuwabara: A, A…..be…A….pp….le… hm….

Kurama: Did you know that you're checking at an English dictionary, and you don't know English?

Kuwabara: It could be an English word you know, Mizu knows English!

Mizu: It's your own language, one word four letters!

Kuwabara: It is?

Hiei: Yeah….

Yusuke: Everyone, let's bet on how long it takes Kuwabara to guess the right word.

Mizu: For me…. 100 years.

Kurama: Maybe 10 years if he checks the dictionary all the time.

Hiei: 10+3+600-230+ 50/450, there.

(Kuwabara does the math problem at the same time thinks for the word)

Yusuke: My bet is 1 hour.

(Stage closes and Mizu comes)

Mizu: Hello everyone. This is only the first chapter of this story, but not only Kuwabara will fall into torture like this, but other people (from what I know) will fall into this too. Well I don't own YYH for everyone's information. Well the scene before this was a little idea that my friends and I had as an idea for a commercial. Since I wasn't able to put it in the commercial, I thought of putting it before my note about it. I hope you review so I know what this story should have. I'm more of a 'Kuwabara' hater, than a fan of him that is why I typed this fanfic. To figure out what is going to happen at the end of the commercial I just made, I will put it in the next chapter with a little of the ending of Kuwabara's torture and I will on the 2nd chapter too, go on about the next new character. Well I hope you enjoy this chapter and hopefully enjoy the rest of the chapters.

Ideas Behind Chapter 1

How to Kill Kuwabara By Ayame (aka in fanfic- KuramasNumberOneGirl) Idea:

Well I was sort of running out of ideas for destroying Kuwabara, so I asked, Ayame to help me. So she gave me 6 steps of how she would of done it and here it is:

1. Kill him the old fashioned, bloody, demon way

2. Embarass him/blackmail then watch hiei kill him

3. Trap him in a dungeon and torture him w/ his worst fear... mice

4. The torture will also include watching cats die

5. Have Yukina freeze him to death

6. Have Hiei use his dragon of the darkness flame

What motivated me, Mizu (aka Shimoyuki) to do this story:

Well I don't like Kuwabara as much since he is really a dumb person doing the weirdest things that is not right. And my friends (fanfic-Nagisa91 and KuramasNumberOneGirl) sort of wanted Kuwabara to tortured, so I just thought of doing it myself. Nagisa (aka Nagisa91) helped me with the commerical which I wanna thank, then I wanted to thank Ayame (aka KuramasNumberOneGirl) for her 'evil' ideas.