Youkou: I just started this because I thought of it after reading lots of stories like, Truth or Dare Naruto Style, Talent Contest Naruto Style, and almost every single Naruto story with Karaoke in it...
I welcome you to... THE KIDS WEEK OFF! (I'm in the process of getting a better title, I just can't think of one... Leave a title idea in your review please...)
Here you'll watch all of our favorite Genin (and one Chuunin) take part in activities like sleep overs, karaoke, truth or dare, seven minutes in heaven, and tons of other comical things that you would never expect them to do... Some of the ideas came from other fanfics (like I mentioned earlier) and some fanart (a few of the many from The Kiba ((a Kiba shrine owned by Link and Luigi, members on this site)) ) The characters bad qualities are sometimes exaggerated to the extreem, making it funny, and they're sometimes OOC. Now, please enjoy these completely hilarious, strange, and just plain whacky things that they'd never do. This is rated T for the following reasons - Violence, some romance (no Yaoi or Yuri), and cussing.
It all started with a few words uttered by Tsunade when all four Genin teams (plus one chuunin) where in her office. "I'm giving you a week off."
Naruto and Kiba both shouted out, "YATTA!" Sakura, Tenten, and Ino all looked completely excited but were too normal and not loud to shout out. Shikamaru would have yelled like Kiba and Naruto had he not been lazy. Chouji tried to yell but ended up spitting chunks of potato chips into the air instead. Hinata just smiled. Neji, Shino, and Sasuke just stood there with their arms crossed glaring holes into the air. And last but not least, Lee went hysterical, yelling about how he NEEDED to train every day, and how he HAD to spar with SOMEONE every day.
Tsunade just ignored him and started talking again. "Because I want you all to have quality time with each other, I'm having you all spend the whole time in one house, it'll be sort of like a sleep over. If you don't stay, you will be severely punished... The first day will officially start tomorrow, but you have to move into the house today. All of you get your things ready for the week, like changes of clothes, tooth brushes, tooth paste, all of the necessities."
Before anybody could complain she shooed them out of the room and once they were all gone, grinned like a maniac. Hopefully my plan to make them get along a little better will work...
After everybody had packed the stuff they needed, they went to the address of the house that was on the mission paper they all got. Eventually everybody was there but Shikamaru, who was the one with the key. They waited... Thirty minutes... Forty-five minutes... An hour... After about an hour and ten minutes after the second to last person had arrived Shikamaru finally walked up.
"What took you so damn long!" Kiba and Naruto once again yelled in unison, pointing at the lazy boy.
"It's too troublesome to walk fast... So I left my house about an hour ago and walked the three blocks here in an hour." Shikamaru said, shrugging. Before anybody could react he walked to the door and unlocked it, walking it. That was when everybody walked in, and was completely surprised when they found it was a three room place.
All there was, was a kitchen, a bedroom/living room, and a bathroom.
"I claim this bed!" Naruto screamed as he jumped onto the one closest to the bathroom. He started shoving his clothes into the dresser at the foot of his bed.
In the room, there were twelve beds, each with a dresser at the foot of the bed, and near the back there was a living area, with a couch, a few arm chairs, a rug and a table.
Everybody (except for Naruto, since he was still oblivious to the situation) stood there with this look on their faces: 0.o
That didn't last long though, Kiba rushed out and claimed the bed closest to the kitchen. Everybody else quickly followed, claiming what they thought was the best bed. Fights broke out...
Neji had chosen the bed right next to Naruto for some unknown reason, and that left two girls fighting over the bed left next to his. "I'm sleeping in the bed next to Neji-kun!" Tenten yelled into the face of her younger friend.
"N-n-no, I h-have to sleep in th-the b-b-bed next to N-neji-nii-san! He's s-supposed to p-p-prot-tect me!" Hinata yelled, actually sounding quite confident through all of the studdering.
"I'm sleeping there!" Tenten said, stomping her foot and trying to make herself even taller compared to the smaller girl.
"I AM!" Hinata shouted, standing on her tip-toes to even be up to Tenten's nose.
"Can you two troublesome girls just shut up... I'm trying to take a nap..." Shikamaru said from the third bed on the left side of the room.
"NO!" Both girls yelled at the same time, facing him, before resuming their fight.
It went on for about five minutes, with Neji sitting on his bed, watching and being amused by the fact that Hinata was fighting about something as small as this. But eventually it got just plain annoying, and he had to intervene. So Neji just walked right over, grabbed Hinata's shoulders, lifted her up and put her on the bed next to his.
Tenten looked completely heart-broken and she ran to the bathroom, shutting and locking the door.
After a few more fights, interventions, and random stuff like napping and talking, the sleeping arrangements were made, and just for everyone here to know, here were the way the beds were set up and where everybody was sleeping, and just for you readers pleasure, here are the arrangements which will lead to some trouble in the future...
Left side of the room - Bed 1: Kiba, Bed 2: Ino, Bed 3: Shino, Bed 4: Shikamaru, Bed 5: Chouji, Bed 6: Tenten
Right side of the room- Bed 1: Lee, Bed 2: Sasuke, Bed 3: Sakura, Bed 4: Hinata, Bed 5: Neji, Bed 6: Naruto
Naruto randomly decided he was hungry and walked to the kitchen. In a quite well planned place (on the refrigerator) a note was found.
Dear Everybody,
Here are your instructions for the next week (which could be longer if you don't cooperate). Everyday, you will be doing three activities, one in the morning and two in the afternoon. You will be going in alphabetical order by last name to see who gets to decide the activities. The person who picks the first activity of the day plans breakfast, the first in the afternoon plans lunch, and the second in the afternoon plans dinner. Enjoy your week (or longer) off!
From, Tsunade
"Hey, everybody! Come look at what I found!" Naruto called out, everybody came in and read the note, and groaned. Then looked at Shikamaru for a reason that only he could figure out in half a second.
"You guys want me to plan on what order we plan the meals and activities in, right?" He said. They all nodded and he continued. "Okay. Since two people plan activities today, that would be Shino for lunch and the first activity, and Chouji for dinner and the night activity. Tomorrow, breakfast and the morning activity will be planned by Sakura, lunch and the afternoon one will be Hinata, and dinner and the night activity will be Neji. The second official day will be Kiba, then me, then Lee. The third day will be Tenten, then Sasuke, then Naruto. The fourth day will be Ino, followed by Shino and Chouji again... We'll just continue that."
"I think... You'll need to repeat that some times..." Ino said, a confused look in her, and everybody else's, eyes.
"I might if it isn't troublesome..." Shikamaru said, he was worn out, and it was only noon.
Youkou: Here I am at the end of this chapter... With nothing to talk about except for... REVIEW PLEASE!