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Chapter One
A not so good first impression
What happens when Ed and Al wind up in Feudal Japan? What relationships form and which ones change?
"Where are we, Brother?"
"I don't know, Al." Ed said looking around
"Brother! There's a group of people over there!" Al said pointing to 4 people and 2 animal-ish looking things.
"Hey! Do you know where we are?" Ed yelled at the Group
"Who the hell do you think you're talking to?" yelled the tallest man with long white hair
"Inuyasha! Sit Boy!" With that, the white haired boy went face first into the ground.
"Kagome! What the hell was that for!" Inuyasha yelled at her
"Inuyasha, calm down. You're causing a scene, most people already think we're crazy, and you're not helping" said the monk
"Miroku and Kagome are right, Inuyasha. You have to be calmer when we meet new people" Said a woman in black and pink armor.
"Hi, I'm Kagome! What's you're name?"
When all of this was going on, Ed's mouth was almost touching the ground and Al just kept looking at his brother. And I thought Ed was angry. Ed was thing the same thing, but that quickly changed when Inuyasha said something terrible.
"Hey, Shorty! Kagome's talking to you!"
"Did you just call me short?" Exploded Ed, when that was said, Al immediately held his brother back.
"Yeah, I'm talking to you, and what about your tin can!"
"Tin can?" Al said quietly.
"Hey, he's not a tin can! He's my little bother!"
"He doesn't look too little to me, especially when compared to you, midget!" retorted Inuyasha.
"Inuyasha! Sit Boy! Sit, Sit, Sit!" Yelled Kagome, while with every "sit" Inuyasha's face went deeper into the ground.
"Don't mind him, he's just a JERK" Inuyasha tried to stand but was interrupted with a "Sit boy! This is Miroku, Sango, Kilala, and Shippo."
"Damn wench, Damn necklace, Damn people" Yelled Inuyasha, but no one heard him, he was too muffled but the dirt.
"This is Edward, and I'm Alphonse, But you can call me Al and him Ed" Said Al politely.
"Can you please tell me where we are?" asked Ed looking around.
"Oh, we're in feudal Japan." Said Kagome shrugging her shoulders.
"Why are you just saying that like it's nothing!" said Ed with his jaw inches from the ground.
"Well, I come her willingly, but only Inuyasha and I can go to the present, but you can try if you like." Suggested Kagome.
"Inuyasha? Are you okay? You haven't said anything for like, 5 minutes." said Shippo with concern.
"WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING…A CHAMERA!" yelled Ed.
"What's a chimera?" said the Inu-gang in unison.
"A Chimera is a creature created though alchemy, it's like a homunculus." Replied Al intelligently.
"Okay, freeze. What's alchemy and what is a homunculus?" Said Inuyasha, finally standing up.
"Alchemy is a science, it's the study of equivalent exchange…and a homunculus is a false human created through alchemy, and apparently since you don't know what alchemy is, there are no homunculi here." Said Ed beaming, the thought of no homunculi made him ecstatic.
But little did they know, Ed and Al weren't the only ones who arrived there uninvited.
"Well, this is odd." Said Lust looking around.
"Is there anything here to eat?" asked Gluttony, completely unaffected by the time travel.
"You need to think about something other that food for once in your life." Replied Envy rolling her eyes.
"Ah, it looks like the Full Metal pipsqueak is here as well." Said Lust with glee.
"And whom may I ask are you?" the menacing voice made them all turn around
"Depends on who's asking." Snapped Envy.
"I am the demon Naraku, now who are you?"
"We the homunculi Envy, Gluttony and Lust" replied Lust.
"Since it seems you are already plotting to kill, or at least attack the short blond boy and the armored one as well, would you mind taking care of some people for me, too?"
"Who?" asked Lust.
"The one's they're talking to."