Pokeshots

The Cell Phone

Tsukasa: Hey guys! We've got some fun in store for you in this series!
Karen: We found an artist on Deviant Art who has incredible drawing skills (Especially in Pokémon), and we've got permission to use her drawings as bases for fanfictions!
Tsukasa: But since she has so many, rather than making normal oneshots, we're going to make mini shots… A.K.A. Pokeshots!
Karen: Of course they won't all be about romance. Some will be funny, some will be sad, and some will be just plain odd o___O
Tsukasa: The artist's name is Endless-Summer181 (http_:_/_/_endless-summer181_._deviantart_._com_/ is the link to her profile, minus the numerous deletion underscores…)
Karen: For once we have a new addition to our disclaimer! We don't own Pokémon, nor any of the pictures that inspired these Pokeshots.
P.S. These do not fit into any single shipping. They're all just random situations, sometimes not even containing girls. I'll also add special notes to Endless-Summer for when she reads these. To other readers, they don't mean a thing. These will be updated in threes weekly.
P.S.S Makoto is a region Endless made herself.

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Ash happily fiddled with his new cell phone as he and his partner Pikachu carefully navigated the mountains of the Makoto Region… well, what Ash considered carefully, seeing as to he was playing with that little contraption. Pikachu, however, was rather worried at how close his trainer kept straying towards the edge of the cliff they were on.

Ash's new friends in the Makoto region had taken off ahead of them, being rather impatient with Ash's new gadget, and Pikachu had, several time in the past hour, wished he had gone with them.

"This is so cool! It's like a PokeNav and a PokeGear all wrapped into an even smaller package! Plus it's got music, internet, news, it has it all!"

Does it have a mute button?

"I just can't put it down!" Ash laughed as he wandered towards the ledge.

Yeah you can… just look to your left…

Though Ash didn't look, he still, unknowingly, moved back toward the center of the path. "Hey! There's a news update on the next town's gym! Some kid just lost it like it was a joke. Sounds like that Gym Leader's pretty tough, huh buddy?" Ash looked his partner.

Pikachu simply stared at Ash and then turned his attention towards the cliff edge again, Oh yeah. Can't wait to wipe the floor with the poor fu-

Once more, Ash veered dangerously close to the edge, "Cool! I can contact and set up reservations at restaurants! We could eat as soon as we get there! What would you like to eat, Pikachu?"

How about a nice tall stack of shut up and watch the road taco towers? Pikachu sighed. He couldn't take much more of this. "Blah blah yackity yak" That's all he was hearing.

"Oh wow! Ruby's on the news! Looks like she got into trouble again! She-"

That's it! Pikachu climbed down Ash's arm, grabbed the cell phone, turned, then jammed it in Ash's mouth. THERE! "Pikaa!" the electric mouse returned to Ash's shoulder, smiling at the dual reaction Ash had.

First he stared at Pikachu in disbelief, then, as he watched his friend return to his perch, Ash noticed that his foot wasn't more than an inch from the edge, "Gaah! Ash shouted as he jumped away from the ledge, dropping his phone in the process, "Nooo!!!!"

Success!!!! Pikachu couldn't help but laugh at his best friend's pain.

Ash fell to his knees and creeped toward the edge, watching the yellow device bounce down the hill. "……"

The sudden silence wasn't expected by the rat, "Pika?"

Ash turned to Pikachu with a horrifically evil grin, "You're going down there to get it, smart guy…" Ash said, his smile widening to impossible lengths, "Now…"

Pikachu's eyes shot open at the order. Did he just… oh, sh- "Piiikaaaa…" Pikachu groaned before sliding down the slope, deciding his next move. "….." Now the mouse had an evil grin of his own, What's stopping the phone from breaking when it lands?

Ash couldn't help but notice the unusual laughs that now echoed through the pass, "….. Screw it!" He leapt off the edge, "Don't you dare Pikachu!!!!!"

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Tsukasa: Phew! I forgot how hard it is writing such a small story…
Karen: And here we all hoped for more than two pages…
Tsukasa: Oh hush. It's not supposed to be long, just entertaining.
Karen: All right, that's all for this one.
Tsukasa: Get ready for the next!